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loquacius posted:
lmao what a loving snipe Danaru fucked around with this message at 04:44 on Dec 20, 2016 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 20:18 |
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Actually, I believe the term is Nah just loving with you. That poo poo's sick man you should cut it out and maybe not be around teenagers.
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 04:58 |
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let he who has never pressed a high schooler's dirty gym clothes to his face, inhaled deeply, and let out a shuddering moan cast the first stone
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 05:03 |
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Magic dude: extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. If magic is real then it shouldn't be hard to demonstrate it, repeatedly, allowing others to study it and replicate it. I look forward to your presentation.
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 05:11 |
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What percentage of bodysuit sniffers progress up to loving children? I get the feeling that the monsters that gently caress children didn't start with some 'gateway perversion' ;they were grooming and molesting kids from the get go.
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 05:22 |
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The Management posted:Magic dude: extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. If magic is real then it shouldn't be hard to demonstrate it, repeatedly, allowing others to study it and replicate it. I look forward to your presentation. At the very least contact James Randi.
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 05:58 |
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The Management posted:Magic dude: extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. If magic is real then it shouldn't be hard to demonstrate it, repeatedly, allowing others to study it and replicate it. I look forward to your presentation. To be fair, doesn't that necessarily assume that something like magic would be a coherent and consistent system? I don't think Magic is real (Ok, I do believe in a Magic Sky Wizard) but if it was something that was random and didn't correspond to any material trigger or system, then wouldn't it be impossible to test it? Conveniently so, in fact?
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 06:10 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:To be fair, doesn't that necessarily assume that something like magic would be a coherent and consistent system? I don't think Magic is real (Ok, I do believe in a Magic Sky Wizard) but if it was something that was random and didn't correspond to any material trigger or system, then wouldn't it be impossible to test it? Conveniently so, in fact? That would just be random chance
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 06:18 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:That would just be random chance Even if it's clearly supernatural?
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 06:57 |
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The Management posted:Magic dude: extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. If magic is real then it shouldn't be hard to demonstrate it, repeatedly, allowing others to study it and replicate it. I look forward to your presentation. It only exists to those who ~*believe*~
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 07:00 |
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Repeat it in red!
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 09:07 |
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quote:My mind has started playing tricks on me and I'm worried it may be serious. My parents both developed dementia very young - Mom in her 40s and Dad in his 50s. welp See a doctor, I'm sure they have treatment of some kind for this type of thing to at least stave it off a little longer quote:I have no doubt I am the biggest piece of poo poo on these forums, possibly the biggest piece of poo poo alive today. Despite this knowledge I will not change. yeah uh dude we had a pedo mod, you are what is called a "rape victim", I wouldn't worry about being the biggest piece of poo poo on the forums also you're cheating on your wife but it was her idea, whatev. You seem like you're still in your early 20s (got married too young for Jesus reasons, been "a few years"), your sex drive will probably calm down at least a little as you get older. You're fine, chill.
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 14:13 |
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magic has to be real, how else could you explain the weeaboo step-dad confession loquacius posted:I hope Mick convinces anon's mom to call him Goku or Naruto or whatever in bed and anon hears it mick is loving anons mom and he's about to climax. suddenly his eyes flash; he looks into anons mom's eyes and says with the deepest and utmost affection, "you just unlocked my sexy kekkei genkai"
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 14:15 |
Magic goon: "magic" does not exist. Even if the things you saw and the things you believe you've done have actually happened, that's not "magic", that's "technology you don't understand." A person popping in and out could be any number of technologies that may exist, but that society in general is not aware of, like invisibility (through either light manipulation or mental manipulation), transportation (through wormholes or whatever), or time manipulation. Piece-of-poo poo goon: the only thing making you a piece of poo poo in your little consensual clusterfuck is the humblebrag and ridiculously obvious fishing for approval. gently caress off.
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 15:05 |
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Ever watch sausage party? It's true that your penis becomes sentient when no humans are around and magic is real
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 15:37 |
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Dementia goon go to a loving doctor as soon as you can. Get tested, get a brain scan and find out if you're in early stages. Both parents having dementia young is a huge risk factor for you, and if you think you're having symptoms you need to catch this poo poo now. There are medications that can help you if you can catch it early. If you have dementia, there's a lot you need to put in place now when you're still functioning.
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 16:35 |
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Hey guys, I'm getting laid three times a day with the wife and her sister. Not bragging, I feel really bad about this. I'm such a bad guy. I just wanted you all to know that. Also maybe I'm showing my age here but who the gently caress has time for sex three times in one day?
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 16:59 |
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runupon cracker posted:Magic goon: "magic" does not exist. Even if the things you saw and the things you believe you've done have actually happened, that's not "magic", that's "technology you don't understand." A person popping in and out could be any number of technologies that may exist, but that society in general is not aware of, like invisibility (through either light manipulation or mental manipulation), transportation (through wormholes or whatever), or time manipulation. "Magic doesn't exist, it was obviously teleportation or invisibility."
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The Management posted:Hey guys, I'm getting laid three times a day with the wife and her sister. Not bragging, I feel really bad about this. I'm such a bad guy. I just wanted you all to know that. When it never lasts longer than 2 minutes, it's cool.
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 17:11 |
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RCarr posted:"Magic doesn't exist, it was obviously teleportation or invisibility." There was a man magically appearing and disappearing in my back yard some random night. He did this because he thought I should know see magic / teleportation / god in action even though it's been hidden from the rest of the world forever. That's definitely a more logical explanation than considering that my mind is an unreliable narrator.
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The Management posted:There was a man magically appearing and disappearing in my back yard some random night. He did this because he thought I should know see magic / teleportation / god in action even though it's been hidden from the rest of the world forever. That's definitely a more logical explanation than considering that my mind is an unreliable narrator. If you are actually crazy and having hallucinations, "logically this nonsensical situation is the project of a diseased mind and I should seek treatment" isn't always a conclusion you can possibly come to on your own Even game theory man John Nash took the majority of his biopic starring Russell Crowe to come to that conclusion, and he was a smart math man
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 17:31 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:Even if it's clearly supernatural? Lots of things that are "clearly" supernatural are just magical thinking, bears, swamp gas or bears huffing swamp gas. If spells worked then you would be able to repeat the same spell to get the same effect, rather than no actual effect like in real life.
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 17:56 |
RCarr posted:"Magic doesn't exist, it was obviously teleportation or invisibility." There are "invisibility" technologies currently existing, it's not too far out there to suppose somebody might have something more sophisticated than what the general populace is currently aware of. However, it was most likely hallucination.
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Improbable Lobster posted:Lots of things that are "clearly" supernatural are just magical thinking, bears, swamp gas or bears huffing swamp gas. If spells worked then you would be able to repeat the same spell to get the same effect, rather than no actual effect like in real life. If somebody from two hundred years ago heard you talk to a small box that then answered your questions, they would most likely think it magic, not technology. Saying "Hey Siri" might seem like a magic spell. You could use currently-existing voice and gesture recognition software to make, say, a door open when you say a certain phrase and wave your hands around in a particular manner. Right now, it would be pretty easy to spot the technology, but advances in miniaturization, solar power collection, and battery technology could get us to the point where finding such technology would be difficult for anybody who didn't know what they were looking for. It's not too much of a stretch to imagine us building such things, blowing ourselves to poo poo a few years later, and then ignorant generations later stumbling across it. Would they think it was technology, or magic? edit: I guess this whole conversation begs the question... is the general population aware of the most advanced technologies in existence, or are there techs that are only available to certain government entities? I personally think there's not much significant that's not public, but it's hard to say for sure. Tinestram fucked around with this message at 18:17 on Dec 20, 2016 |
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 18:13 |
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Sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. But advanced technology doesn't just show up in your back yard one evening to gently caress with you.
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 18:23 |
The Management posted:Sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Which is why I said it was most likely hallucination.
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 18:36 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:Lots of things that are "clearly" supernatural are just magical thinking, bears, swamp gas or bears huffing swamp gas. If spells worked then you would be able to repeat the same spell to get the same effect, rather than no actual effect like in real life. I think we're coming from different ideas of magic on this one. Like the more mystical versions might be harder or impossible to test, like if your grandfather suddenly became a tree one day or if your wardrobe was sometimes a magic portal to another world or sometimes not but not in any consistent pattern. But yeah, if you're claiming you can cast a magic fireball spell, that poo poo should be easy to disprove.
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 18:39 |
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If something magical becomes repeatable and you can study it, it no longer becomes magic.
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 18:40 |
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The best part about the magic confession is casually using the word coloreds
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 18:40 |
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runupon cracker posted:If somebody from two hundred years ago heard you talk to a small box that then answered your questions, they would most likely think it magic, not technology. Saying "Hey Siri" might seem like a magic spell. I don't give a poo poo about you're self published novel
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 18:45 |
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Gimbal lock posted:If something magical becomes repeatable and you can study it, it no longer becomes magic. I read Brandon Sanderson books, and I like them
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 18:49 |
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I hate the expression "begs the question". I always picture a snub pig nose when I hear it. hurk hurk hurk
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 18:51 |
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Teagan posted:I hate the expression "begs the question". I always picture a snub pig nose when I hear it. hurk hurk hurk People always use it incorrectly too
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 18:54 |
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runupon cracker posted:There are "invisibility" technologies currently existing, it's not too far out there to suppose somebody might have something more sophisticated than what the general populace is currently aware of. Yeah but they suck rear end
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 19:09 |
Improbable Lobster posted:People always use it incorrectly too Sorry
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 19:28 |
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loquacius posted:I read Brandon Sanderson books, and I like them Mods? Mods?!
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 19:32 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:People always use it incorrectly too I love it when someone other than me points this out, because I feel like people need to know that but hate having to be the one to explain it/come up with examples on the spot.
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Improbable Lobster posted:People always use it incorrectly too Ugh, look at the filthy prescriptivist over here.
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 20:32 |
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The Management posted:Also maybe I'm showing my age here but who the gently caress has time for sex three times in one day? The post of a sexhaver. quote:Since then I've been doing my wife and her sister on the regular. I'm back up to having sex 2-3 times a day The post of a lonely virgin. I like the logistical implication that the sister-in-law has had to move into the house full time just to satisfy the insatiable needs of possibly the biggest piece of poo poo alive today. Fintilgin fucked around with this message at 21:30 on Dec 20, 2016 |
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quote:I hate eating pussy. Like I'm all for loving and fingering, but the idea of putting my mouth on that poo poo grosses me out. The first time I ate pussy with like the 3rd or 4th time I had sex with my first girlfriend in high school. While going down on her, the slimy poo poo made me hold my breath in disgust. After like a long 3 or so minutes, I had puked a little in my mouth , but quickly swallowed it back down. Whatever left over puke in my mouth ended up in her vag and in her mouth. Yeah we still kissed because she was all into it and I was too embarrassed to stop and bust out the mouth wash. That probably would've humiliated her too. Never told her about the puke. I mean, nobody has to do poo poo they don't want to do but at the same time either you're a huge pansy or your high school gf had a particularly stank-rear end pussy There's not necessarily anything to do about it now though, since early sexual experiences do a lot to shape your sexual hangups later in life, but if you think you can handle it, give it another shot, because there's a pretty good chance you'll be fine with it with a different girl quote:So I have two. The bad one first. honestly if this is a conversation you find yourself in you kind of deserve it You didn't say what the lie to your wife was though!
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