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ifixit reveals the secret to Apple's success it's glue
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 20:43 |
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# ? Jun 13, 2024 04:38 |
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Apple is going to exit the computer business.
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 20:56 |
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Lenovo to enter the Teledildonics field with the revolutionary new FuckPad
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 21:06 |
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Binary Badger posted:ifixit reveals the secret to Apple's success UNIX IS THE SECRET TO APPLE'S SUCCESS
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 21:11 |
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Citizen Tayne posted:Lenovo to enter the Teledildonics field with the revolutionary new FuckPad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6WBBXxScrk
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 21:36 |
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yellow borders posted:Apple is going to exit the computer business. unlikely since tim destroyed the ipad brand and it is consistently outsold by macs
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 21:55 |
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welp
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 22:11 |
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Stymie posted:unlikely since tim destroyed the ipad brand and it is consistently outsold by macs This weird future everyone wants where everyone uses a tablet for every possible computing task is the dumbest poo poo too.
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 22:24 |
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The Management posted:someone explain to this idiot how functional organizations work explain management to us, the management
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 22:33 |
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from time to time I have this thought about upgrading from my ipad1 but then I realise, it's completely pointless to do so
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 22:54 |
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echinopsis posted:from time to time I have this thought about upgrading from my ipad1 but then I realise, it's completely pointless to do so ipad 1 must be insanely slow by now?
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 22:58 |
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Granbar posted:ipad 1 must be insanely slow by now? The post signing in this thread is outta fuckin control!!
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 23:04 |
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i still have a first gen ipad mini which uses the ipad 2 guts and it constantly runs out of memory / crashes on anything but the most basic apps so an ipad 1 would be loving miserable
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 23:16 |
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Is macOS Sierra much slower than El Capitan or not for things like logging in. It takes like 30 seconds to log in on a brand new Macbook Pro with nothing unusual installed. I did forget to completely wipe and reinstall the operating system on the brand new computer because they somehow always come from the factory with dirty installs that are always much faster when you reinstall. I will have to purchase a dongle to reinstall the OS though.
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 23:30 |
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Apple does not even sell a dongle to use a modern display with their new computers. Their $80 dongle does not carry 4k@60Hz and you have to get one from newegg/amazon (not that you wouldn't anyway).
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 23:39 |
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im driving dual 4k@60hz monitors with my 13" 2015 macbook pro without dongles
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 23:44 |
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I thought that the Macbook Pro that I got was the last generation because I chose the one without the touch bar and assumed it would have normal ports and they used to always have the last gen model on the main store page. I didn't even read the product description nor was I aware they messed up all the new models because I don't watch keynotes and I assumed that it was possible to purchase a 13" Pro with normal ports and got owned. At least it's not my money.
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 23:56 |
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drat lol
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 00:00 |
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how are you this bad at using computers?
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 00:04 |
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I used it correctly according to Apple philosophy: buying it without needing to pore over a bunch of crap and expecting it to suit my needs without doing a bunch of extra work.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 00:06 |
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welcome to tim's Apple
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 00:06 |
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i don't know if looking at a product description for an expensive notebook and seeing if it does what you need it to counts as "poring over." you're not a scribe in the library of alexandria here.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 00:10 |
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I still like it but they should do something like for people like me who assume the products won't require a bunch of extra bullshit you have to buy from third parties out of the box.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 00:17 |
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Granbar posted:ipad 1 must be insanely slow by now? it's not fast but honestly it's not worth upgrading for the use cases where a tablet makes sense, namely browsing while taking a poo poo or viewing pornhub on a bigger screen
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 00:17 |
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 00:20 |
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Granbar posted:ipad 1 must be insanely slow by now? eh ios5 made it a bit slower but the battery life is avg thing is its 95% used for airvideo, and just acts as a dumb wireless movie watcher for in bed. it still does that job flawlessly it cant deal with browsing, the ituens store is broken, but old games like wheres my water and cut the rope are still playable
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 00:21 |
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echinopsis posted:eh ios5 made it a bit slower but the battery life is avg I play both those games on my Surface RT.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 00:28 |
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emoji posted:I still like it but they should do something like for people like me who assume the products won't require a bunch of extra bullshit you have to buy from third parties out of the box. if you wanted a good laptop you would have bought an xps 15.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 00:48 |
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So apple had removal of launch daemons (task scheduler in windows? IDK wtf happens in windows / cron in other unix os's) in their roadmap until a mac janitor pointed out that they're kinda critical for, y'know, a ton of poo poo to work. Apple's response: "Oh yeah, we hadn't thought about that. I guess we'll see about keeping 'em in after all" Timb's express train into the ground is getting depressing.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 01:34 |
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WilWheaton posted:So apple had removal of launch daemons (task scheduler in windows? IDK wtf happens in windows / cron in other unix os's) in their roadmap until a mac janitor pointed out that they're kinda critical for, y'know, a ton of poo poo to work. wtf are you talking about?
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 01:52 |
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The Management posted:wtf are you talking about? important actual computer poo poo getting marked for elimination until someone with a loving brain points it out apple is real bad now
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 01:57 |
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:important actual computer poo poo getting marked for elimination until someone with a loving brain points it out Tim destroyed Apple.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 01:59 |
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WilWheaton posted:So apple had removal of launch daemons (task scheduler in windows? IDK wtf happens in windows / cron in other unix os's) in their roadmap until a mac janitor pointed out that they're kinda critical for, y'know, a ton of poo poo to work. this seems like the result of a game of telephone
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 02:01 |
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just checking in to say that my jet black iphone 7 plus is still suitin' the heck out of my needs and isn't covered in fingerprints because i'm not some greasy maniac
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 02:10 |
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WilWheaton posted:So apple had removal of launch daemons (task scheduler in windows? IDK wtf happens in windows / cron in other unix os's) in their roadmap until a mac janitor pointed out that they're kinda critical for, y'know, a ton of poo poo to work. wow, apple thought about doing something bad/wrong then didn't for a good reason. seems like a positive thing to me.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 02:16 |
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l didn't poop on the floor, now buy this iPhone
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 02:29 |
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:l didn't poop on the floor, now buy this iPhone *glances down at giant floor turd* *hands over credit card*
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 03:04 |
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If you're gonna do a bit, then at least rehearse it. That video was painful to watch.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 03:11 |
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WilWheaton posted:So apple had removal of launch daemons (task scheduler in windows? IDK wtf happens in windows / cron in other unix os's) in their roadmap until a mac janitor pointed out that they're kinda critical for, y'know, a ton of poo poo to work. Source?
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 03:12 |
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# ? Jun 13, 2024 04:38 |
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also,
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