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FrozenVent posted:As long as the sister is of the same race. Sister-sexing = OK Sista-sexing = not OK
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I don't have a sister, so maybe I don't understand, but wouldn't it be pretty easy to judge how attractive your sister was, unclothed or not?
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kimbo305 posted:I don't have a sister, so maybe I don't understand, but wouldn't it be pretty easy to judge how attractive your sister was, unclothed or not? Trap sprung
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kimbo305 posted:I don't have a sister, so maybe I don't understand, but wouldn't it be pretty easy to judge how attractive your sister was, unclothed or not? Based on our illustrious forum's history, the ideal way to deal with a hawt sister is to sniff her panties straight out of the hamper and then post an angry thread when other goons call your house.
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Dec 21, 2016 06:32
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I kinda miss stuff like that, doesn't seem to happen so much any more.
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Dec 21, 2016 07:06
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kimbo305 posted:I don't have a sister, so maybe I don't understand, but wouldn't it be pretty easy to judge how attractive your sister was, unclothed or not? I think the key distinction is between acknowledging that your sibling/relative looks good (normal) and being sexually attracted to them (weird).
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I think the key distinction is between acknowledging that your sibling/relative looks good (normal) and being sexually attracted to them (weird). I guess I think of the FML as saying "i didn't know she was hot until i saw her naked."
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"I wanna gently caress my bearded sister" - OP e: Ahaha just noticed Alabama: this isn't real because all the girls he would've slept with would have been his sisters.
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Dec 21, 2016 08:43
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Jerry Cotton posted:"I wanna gently caress my bearded sister" - OP I'm surprised he didn't propose right then. 
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 Continued: https://imgur.com/gallery/qHrK6 None of this happened. Not even sure I agree with it as a method of getting a kid into charity / random acts of kindness.
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Dec 21, 2016 10:53
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Fruit Smoothies posted:
I, too, take my six-year-old out for coffee.
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Dec 21, 2016 12:22
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Fruit Smoothies posted:
A good parent would just raise their child to become a social democrat because making charity obsolete is the only noble goal. (You can still be charitable in the mean time.)
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Dec 21, 2016 12:26
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Fruit Smoothies posted:
I'm pretty sure a 6 or 7 year old isn't capable of feeling that kind of intrinsic reward from doing a good deed. Like their tiny lizard brains just do not have that capacity yet.
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dordreff posted:I'm pretty sure a 6 or 7 year old isn't capable of feeling that kind of intrinsic reward from doing a good deed. Like their tiny lizard brains just do not have that capacity yet. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3572232 The only difference between this thread and others is goons claiming it happened to them instead. 
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Fruit Smoothies posted:
Becoming a Santa sounds like some assassin's creed poo poo
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Zelder posted:Becoming a Santa sounds like some assassin's creed poo poo well both concepts had terrible movies
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gschmidl posted:I, too, take my six-year-old out for coffee. i've been taking my kid out for coffee since before he was 1 but i'm a terrible parent
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Brother Entropy posted:well both concepts had terrible movies
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:i've been taking my kid out for coffee since before he was 1 but i'm a terrible parent 
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Davoren posted:I kinda miss stuff like that, doesn't seem to happen so much any more. Sjw strikes again!
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Davoren posted:I kinda miss stuff like that, doesn't seem to happen so much any more.
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Coatquote:This troper ran into a former neighbor at a huge Warhammer convention. Said neighbor had recently moved to Wales, and neither party had any idea the other played, and are both building similar armies. (And, apparently, this troper is also recognisable from behind with his long hair down and wearing a Badass Longcoat, when previously only seen with hair up and not wearing the coat.) Number quote:This troper had a slight crush on a particular boy in high school. She met him in a history class, and later had auto shop with him, where they became fairly good friends. A year or so after graduation, she ran into him working in the mall. Upon hearing of this, her then-boyfriend said he was a family friend and gave her the guy's number - but she was too shy to call back after the first time, the phone having been picked up by his mother. Some time after that, the again-single troper and the boy met again - one was taking the bus to college, the other was taking the bus home from college. The same college. Third time was the charm, and about a year later they were married. Woman quote:The following conversation occurred at a card party a few months ago, with a woman who was engaged to the best friend of a man my family knew from church: Reunion quote:I used to live in a small town of about a 1000 people. I now live in a large city with my Dad. One of my Dad's friends comes over, and he brings his daughter with him. His daughter, in turn, brings her boyfriend. Her boyfriend was from the same town as me, and the last time we saw each other he had suckerpunched me and knocked out one of my teeth. The reunion did not end well for him that night. FBI quote:Once did a school assignment 'How To' thing on 'How to blow up the local mall'. Once asked for a map of a millitary weapon museum because my artistic creativity was inspired. Both before Columbine and 9-11 or this troper would probably have a bigger FBI file then he has (he's posted some dumb-rear end things to Usenet). Virginity quote:This troper has badgered her guy friends about sexual techniques and virginity for stories she has written. Gun quote:This troper does this a lot. He asks his friends constantly for new ways to make weapons from household equipment, which means that he'll be invaluable in the Zombie Apocalypse. Not only that, but when he was recently asking a forum he frequents about ways to smuggle guns through customs, someone claimed that it, as well as doing things like Ever mentioning Osama Bin Laden on the internet would get me put on the US terror watchlist and anything vaguely illegal I did, ever, would be punished. I laughed at him not only because of the stupidity but also because I'm British and the US has no jurisdiction over me, and it's rather unlikely they'd extradite someone for, you know, enquiring purely academically how to smuggle one gun through customs.
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Wow troper tales are always awful but those are somehow so much worse than usual.
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cheese-cube posted:Wow troper tales are always awful but those are somehow so much worse than usual. some of those were so banal and unnecessary to tell the world that i think they started to wrap around and almost became a little endearing it's like a really dumb excited dog that keeps trying to get your attention about something so mundane it takes you a minute to realize they aren't just freaking out over nothing
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Brother Entropy posted:some of those were so banal and unnecessary to tell the world that i think they started to wrap around and almost became a little endearing Mods please name-change to Coat Story Troper. It would go well with my avatar.
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"(he's posted some dumb-rear end things to Usenet)." ANime
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Haifisch posted:Goons are old enough that their families have finally cut off the really weird ones, or at least started locking up the panties. Goons are getting old enough that the Goons are the parents locking up the panties.
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Kontradaz posted:"(he's posted some dumb-rear end things to Usenet)." Anime rhymes with a thyme.
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Parsley sage rosemary and Goku
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Khazar-khum posted:Coat 1) What man with long hair normally wears it "up"? In a topknot? 2) So she was on the bus going in to college, and he was on the bus coming home from the same college. How did they meet up? Did they wave to each other as the buses were passing each other going in opposite directions. 3) An even more boring way to say "I saw a teacher outside of school hours." 4) A boring way to say even less. Perhaps he is bragging about being punched earlier? 5) "I am a sociopath who likes bombs and guns. How edgy and awesome am I. I mean I am even on a watchlist for saying edgy stuff on usenet" 6) "I am a creep" 7) see 5, but with less internet edge
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BrigadierSensible posted:1) What man with long hair normally wears it "up"? In a topknot? in some circuls this is known as the infamous Man Bun
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I've never gotten a wrong text, just lots of wrong calls. Does anyone just type numbers into their phone to text anymore?
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chitoryu12 posted:I've never gotten a wrong text, just lots of wrong calls. Does anyone just type numbers into their phone to text anymore? I've gotten a couple. But they were all "huh. This is the number she gave me last night at the bar..." Apparently, some woman is handing out my number as pest deterrent to guys who won't take a hint.
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chitoryu12 posted:I've never gotten a wrong text, just lots of wrong calls. Does anyone just type numbers into their phone to text anymore? I have (mostly transposed digits), and I do (bus schedules, buy/sell and other one-time communications).
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Khazar-khum posted:Number Am i parsing this right? Her boyfriend gave her another dude's number so she could maybe go out with him?
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flosofl posted:I've gotten a couple. But they were all "huh. This is the number she gave me last night at the bar..." Getting a new number with my iPhone introduced me to the wonderful world of debt collectors. Piecing together information from Google and the phone calls, I discovered that the previous holder of my number was an Orlando air conditioning salesman and part-time DJ who had a ton of debt that a lot of people were trying to collect on. You can bet he didn't tell anyone he changed his number.
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areyoucontagious posted:Am i parsing this right? Her boyfriend gave her another dude's number so she could maybe go out with him? I read that that way too. *shrug* nothing wrong with poly couples. Regarding wrong numbers, I've had the same number for like, 7 or 8 years now. When I got it I lived in a different state. A dude in the city I lived in STILL gives my number out, either out of dyslexia or to avoid people. I get both personal calls and calls from medical billing for the guy, so I strongly suspect it's the latter. Only a couple times have I gotten texts to him.
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chitoryu12 posted:I've never gotten a wrong text, just lots of wrong calls. Does anyone just type numbers into their phone to text anymore? I suppose the digits could have got transposed when they originally entered the number into phone contacts? I mainly use instant message apps now so the only texts I really get are from people without smartphones, my provider and my bank.
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