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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Tiggum posted:

Lesbianic.

Lesbionic

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Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

Tracer was my waifu when I first saw her delicious butt. She's not gay to me and this comic can go to hell.

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

Anyway, let's be honest, they probably did it quickly, handed it off to the intern or whatever, just because they were starting to get pressured by the Sarkeesian Army or something. I'm ignoring its existence.

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

As someone who's bisexual, I wish that people would really stop giving into the LGBT community

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

I always desire characters to be culturally, racially, and nationally diverse and think it's a plus when it occurs. But sexuality? Considering homosexuality seems to be one of those things that's either discreet or flamboyantly announced in a cringe-worthy way, it's never been something I've wanted to see represented. To me, I think it creates unnecessary conflict, much more so than race.

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

At this point Jeesh why not let's make a Winston a gorilla have a human lover too satisfy everybody that maybe left out

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

Guys just stahp. Most of you people should be happy. I've unfortunately googled Overwatch porn. A great deal of it was Tracer with Widow, D.va etc. Now that fantasy about fantasy characters becomes a little more believable.

Nothing says Hanzo can't come in and big dick Tracer though. I'm sure lesbian chicks crave the D from time to time. Just give Hanzo a call on the dragon phone and he's there.

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

Descending into anarchy by breaking down social structure and going "anything goes" is not at all "progressive." It has nothing to do with love and everything to do with sexual desire. That's straight up physical pleasure, not love. Also, Trump got elected, so have fun with that you SJW.

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

I care. What if Mario was suddenly shown to be licking bowsers left horn in a new game? What if it shows barret bending cloud over the bar table in ff7 remake? What if Link gets himself a boyelf to cuddle with in the next game. Its distracting and unnecessary and i would rather leave that stuff to fanfiction. Did you read this thread? Do you see a positive reaction?

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

Your so-called version of "love" isn't love. "Gay" people rule out the opposite sex, just as "straight" people rule out same-sex. It has nothing to do with love at all, it's sexual preference. Sexual preference is sexual desire. Get educated.

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

Eew so she used to be a guy? Like im super cool with gays and lesbians but wanting to change your gender or pretending to be the opposite gender is a mental health issue, plain and simple.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Tracer gay
Blown away
What else do I have to say?

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

i don't want to hear about gay marriage just like i don't want to hear about incestuous relationships or bestiality. it might not be strictly illegal but it's pretty unappealing to me.

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

Stop using this term. Getting men and women equal rights was progressive. Getting people of different races equal rights was progressive. Pandering to unnatural sexuality (caused by chemical imbalances and mental illnesses, fact) is not progress. Thus, it can not be progressive.

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

Since when does being disturbed by a character suddenly being switched to gay mean that people only want straight male main characters?

Electric Lady
Mar 21, 2010

To be victorious
you must find glory
in the little things
Someone fix them, please... :(

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

LGBT are four different genders!

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Holy poo poo LoB has lost it.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
He's stuck in a loop, someone pull the cord!

Lottery of Babylon posted:

At this point Jeesh why not let's make a Winston a gorilla have a human lover too satisfy everybody that maybe left out

Considering how many people had a totally ironic crush on Harambe then why the gently caress not.

Also I'm bisexual so where's my direct line to Blizzard, I have some ideas about Zenyatta and Genji. :3:

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!
Lesbiotic.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
oh gently caress SKYNET HAS INFECTED LOB

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Lottery of Babylon posted:

Tracer was my waifu when I first saw her delicious butt. She's not gay to me and this comic can go to hell.

Always weird when Lottery of Babylon stops gimmick posting to tell us how he really feels.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

THIS WOMAN WALKS PROUD
THIS WOMAN IS HUMBLE
THIS WOMAN DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ANTONYMS.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



You know how everyone always says "all your support in my time of need has humbled me"? I wouldn't be surprised if people have started to assume "humble" means something like "feelin' all right"

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




drat LoB, you work fast.

TheShrike
Oct 30, 2010

You mechs may have copper wiring to re-route your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.
LOB where are you sourcing all your goon posts from?

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
Gold star posting indeed.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Kontradaz posted:

LOB where are you sourcing all your goon posts from?

Probably gonna come off as an idiot but- since I do that regardless of whether I'm trying to or not- turns out this is all from Gamefaqs.

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/182930-overwatch/74746759

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

TinTower posted:


Because lesbians gently caress rocks? :shrug:

Ichabod Sexbeast has a new favorite as of 16:57 on Dec 21, 2016

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Greg is not a lesbian. :colbert:

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Pictured: a "lesbian gently caress rock" (left)

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
But he did gently caress a rock, and Pearl is a lesbian who IS a rock, so...

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



TinTower posted:

Greg is not a lesbian. :colbert:

He's a plant

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

Lottery of Babylon posted:

I ? What if it shows barret bending cloud over the bar table in ff7 remake?




The cloud Barrett's relationship is totally cannon

:colbert:


Ambitious Spider has a new favorite as of 17:25 on Dec 21, 2016

Tip Shades
Oct 28, 2016
What was the name of the boat in Lesbianic?

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Tip Shades posted:

What was the name of the boat in Lesbianic?

Name doesn't matter as long as it goes down

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy












These two remind me of all the people who insisted there was absolutely nothing gay about Ocelot kissing Snake.



Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Midnight Voyager posted:













These two remind me of all the people who insisted there was absolutely nothing gay about Ocelot kissing Snake.





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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Lottery of Babylon posted:

As someone who's bisexual, I wish that people would really stop giving into the LGBT community

"maybe if i sell out my community enough my st8 bros will let me touch their junk finally accept me"

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