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loquacius posted:I read Brandon Sanderson books, and I like them gently caress ya dog
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Beastiality seems a bit excessive for liking s fantasy author
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loquacius posted:I mean, nobody has to do poo poo they don't want to do I puked in my GF's vag and never told her AMA christmas boots fucked around with this message at 21:44 on Dec 20, 2016 |
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Dec 20, 2016 21:40
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Some puss is a chewy delight
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Isn't part of the appeal of tungsten carbide that it doesn't deform once set, but it does shatter with sufficient force? I believe thats the standard for removing the ring when it's stuck, too.
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VanSandman posted:Isn't part of the appeal of tungsten carbide that it doesn't deform once set, but it does shatter with sufficient force? I believe thats the standard for removing the ring when it's stuck, too. Yeah. You could probably smash it with your hand or even drop it from a height. But to put pin point pressure on it like a hammer would do, just lol.
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The lie he told his wife was that he removed it when going out to a bar and lost in somewhere whilst having a drunken adulterous affair because that's somehow better than 'I broke it with a hammer to make a point to a co worker'
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Gimbal lock posted:If something magical becomes repeatable and you can study it, it no longer becomes magic. That would mean sorcerers are really scientists and they would have to trade in their cool robes and staves for lab coats and microscopes. I wouldn't tell anyone about my magic if I was one. e: Honey, I accidentally lost my ring inside a stripper. She was as tight as a chinese finger trap. Ripped it right off like it was nothing! flick my Mr. Bean fucked around with this message at 00:21 on Dec 21, 2016 |
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runupon cracker posted:Sorry It's okay, the actual meaning is pretty unintuitive
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Just lol at tungsten carbide ring goon for not realizing extremely hard metals are also very brittle.
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Pearnicious posted:Just lol at tungsten carbide ring goon for not realizing extremely hard metals are also very brittle. But but diamond is the strongest material so surely a car made of diamond would be indestructible right???
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just checking in to catch up on this thread between loving my low-sex drive wife for the 7th time this week. can't stay long, though, her sister is waiting.
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lol nobody noticed that confession goon said his wife's sister weighed more than him
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loquacius posted:You didn't say what the lie to your wife was though! Obviously he's lying about the snuff/guro
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let it mellow posted:lol nobody noticed that confession goon said his wife's sister weighed more than him why you think that's interesting
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Because she's a fat woman
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 Who gets a warranty on a tungsten ring? poo poo's like $10-20 on eBay, man. Buy yourself a perfect replacement (and get an extra spare just in case) and your wife will never know the difference.
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quote:Working for the post office, I confess that I do not give a poo poo about your package and, at times, will damage your stuff if it means I can get off the road faster. you sound a little disgruntled quote:My parents' house is next to a cemetery; if you climb over our backyard fence you are there. It scared me a little growing up but my parents helped me understand it was basically just a field of bones and that nothing was left behind on Earth when we die but an empty husk, so I got over it. I expected to  at this one but ended up  ing at it instead, your dad rules
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Dec 21, 2016 16:14
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How do you become so broken that you get angry at children because them receiving a gift at christmas means you have to do your job? Or to consider people in general entitled because again you're expected to do your job  You need major therapy dude
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That Halloween Dad story is the cutest thing I've read all week. Godspeed, young goon.
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Danaru posted:How do you become so broken that you get angry at children because them receiving a gift at christmas means you have to do your job? Or to consider people in general entitled because again you're expected to do your job To be fair, most children are horrible and don't deserve gifts.
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He thinks black people shouldnt be allowed to have something nice that will definitely improve the quality of their lives and give them cheap, easy access to the internet
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"'Groids with money to buy a phone!?" *shocked to the core* *fucks with their poo poo under the assumption they'll react violently*
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shippergoon posted:Working for the post office, I confess that I do not give a poo poo about your package and, at times, will damage your stuff if it means I can get off the road faster. Aww poor widdle babby having to do your job at Christmas 
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Marijuana Nihilist posted:He thinks black people shouldnt be allowed to have something nice that will definitely improve the quality of their lives and give them cheap, easy access to the internet SniperWoreConverse posted:"'Groids with money to buy a phone!?" *shocked to the core* *fucks with their poo poo under the assumption they'll react violently* 
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Dec 21, 2016 18:18
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How dare these poor people have nice things. Let me steal them and frame someone else to make their lives even more miserable
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One of my friends works on an assembly line with black people and he complains about them "spending all their drat money on new phones and the newest sneakers" all the time. Everyone on that line makes at least low six figures and my buddy doesn't even contribute to his 401k or IRAs. Guess the point of the story is that racism isn't rational.
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Dec 21, 2016 18:43
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Solice Kirsk posted:One of my friends works on an assembly line with black people and he complains about them "spending all their drat money on new phones and the newest sneakers" all the time. Everyone on that line makes at least low six figures and my buddy doesn't even contribute to his 401k or IRAs. Guess the point of the story is that racism isn't rational. Tell me where I can make "low six figures" on an assembly line. That sounds a lot better than my $15 an hour.
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Pearnicious posted:Tell me where I can make "low six figures" on an assembly line. That sounds a lot better than my $15 an hour. Jump in a time machine, get a job at a car plant in 1980, work there until 2016 and your pay will be in the low six figures.
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Post Office Goon posted:Working for the post office, I confess that I do not give a poo poo about your package and, at times, will damage your stuff if it means I can get off the road faster. Charles Bukowski confirmed forums celebrity
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loving with little kids christmas presents? that's cold. why can't you just shoot up a post office like a decent postal worker?
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Post office guy.. gently caress you, I hope you get fired for being a piece of poo poo.
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Wow, Postmaster Newman got us really stirred up. Well done if you're trolling, seriously consider where your feelings are coming from if you're being genuine because holy moly.
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Indolent Bastard posted:Jump in a time machine, get a job at a car plant in 1980, work there until 2016 and your pay will be in the low six figures. Pretty much, yeah. Only they all started around 2002. Once you're a full UAW member you start making pretty good bank. Just got to put your time in.
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NORM! someone melts down in 3...2...
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So today my workplace threw us a 'christmas party' that involved going to the pub down the street and buying us lunch before returning us to the bullshit work that they pay me minimum wage to get up at 7:30 AM to do. All of my coworkers are 45+ and a stunning racial mix of asian black and white. Of course the oldest black woman who is pushing 50 talks about her 30+ family of children, and grandchildren which pisses me right off because drat lady close your legs. She is also constantly running her arm down my back whenever she walks by that I had to complain to the boss lady about it who just laughed it off. I'm seriously going to ask her what her favorite way to smoke crack is tomorrow!1! Really, this woman is like an old vacuum cleaner that has sucked up one too many shards of glass but instead of glass its black penises; her laugh, the one that females execute to let a potential mate know that they are willing to copulate ( you know the one ) sounds like a ragged crack smoker's wheeze combined with the sound of vocal cords clogged with long pubic hairs and literal chunks of penis. I'm also not even old enough to get into a pub!!!
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sir, this is a wendy's drive-thru
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quote:I hate anime in all its many disgusting, disturbing forms. ^^^this one seems a little stdh but I actually laughed at the last line quote:I have been married to my amazing husband for a little over a year. We are in our early 30s, both at a good point financially, emotionally, and in our relationship where marriage seemed like a perfect spot. We even lived together for a few months before getting engaged, to make sure we were compatible. I am now worried my husband has gone off the deep end.
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