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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Tony Phillips posted:

Speaking of which:

:nws: to a degree.
http://deadspin.com/security-guard-appears-to-be-masturbating-near-cheerlea-1790317271

Edit - it's safe for the security guard though. He got the ol' insta-fired.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57M3rKfYnpg

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Tony Phillips posted:

Speaking of which:

:nws: to a degree.
http://deadspin.com/security-guard-appears-to-be-masturbating-near-cheerlea-1790317271

Edit - it's safe for the security guard though. He got the ol' insta-fired.

when you gotta go, you gotta go

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



beato posted:

This guy been posted yet? He's basically the LA WildBeast.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXjHb5QmDV0

*wants to find most painful sting in the insect kingdom*
*doesn't have a better plan to catch one than "get really close with a twig"*

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

Some local schadenfreude. http://www.whas11.com/news/local/woman-faces-ban-from-jefferson-mall-after-unruly-outburst/375589762
Hispanic lady at the cashier in a JC Penny's store has a friend come up and add two shirts to the cart. Racist old lady behind them starts going off. The video has gone viral, the lady's gonna be banned from the mall, and more and more businesses are coming forward saying they don't want her in their stores either.

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating

BrianBoitano posted:

*wants to find most painful sting in the insect kingdom*
*doesn't have a better plan to catch one than "get really close with a twig"*

Well, this happened when he tried to capture the previous sting, the tarantula hawk

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Fishstick posted:

Well, this happened when he tried to capture the previous sting, the tarantula hawk

"happened" as he disappears behind the ridge, then turns to reveal the cacti attached to him.

I mean he certainly got covered in those things, but it seems odd they would stage it to look like an accident.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

FogHelmut posted:

"happened" as he disappears behind the ridge, then turns to reveal the cacti attached to him.

I mean he certainly got covered in those things, but it seems odd they would stage it to look like an accident.



Professor of Cats
Mar 22, 2009

beato posted:

This guy been posted yet? He's basically the LA WildBeast.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXjHb5QmDV0

I can't help but hear and see Charlie Day.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

10 Beers posted:

Some local schadenfreude. http://www.whas11.com/news/local/woman-faces-ban-from-jefferson-mall-after-unruly-outburst/375589762
Hispanic lady at the cashier in a JC Penny's store has a friend come up and add two shirts to the cart. Racist old lady behind them starts going off. The video has gone viral, the lady's gonna be banned from the mall, and more and more businesses are coming forward saying they don't want her in their stores either.

As much as I appreciate the sentiment, can this actually be enforced? Like would these stores have signs of this lady that just says "Racist, do not serve"?

(They totally should)

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!
Stores can kick you out for any reason that doesn't run afoul of civil rights laws or the ADA. If you gently caress up badly enough, the store will ensure that every frontline employee knows who you are and what bullshit you're liable to put them through.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Double Punctuation posted:

Stores can kick you out for any reason that doesn't run afoul of civil rights laws or the ADA. If you gently caress up badly enough, the store will ensure that every frontline employee knows who you are and what bullshit you're liable to put them through.

But keeping her out for her racism is, in itself, racist. Checkmate SJWs. :smug:

Princeps32
Nov 9, 2012
Not going to lie there's some neat videos on that brave wilderness YouTube channel that aren't insect sting stunts. I'm glad YouTube has its own weird internet version of a nature guy.

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

GrandpaPants posted:

As much as I appreciate the sentiment, can this actually be enforced? Like would these stores have signs of this lady that just says "Racist, do not serve"?

(They totally should)

Answered by Double Punctuation already, but yeah, they can totally say she's not allowed back in the mall/stores.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Who are the overwatch dudes that dorks project onto? Is that the flame twink and the ponytail pig guy?

Solice Kirsk posted:

But keeping her out for her racism is, in itself, racist. Checkmate SJWs. :smug:

It's biased, it's not racist.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Professor of Cats posted:

I can't help but hear and see Charlie Day.

Well, he does get stung a lot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQJ9GUVxPl8

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Pick posted:

Who are the overwatch dudes that dorks project onto? Is that the flame twink and the ponytail pig guy?

They should be, but those dorks abide by the principle of gay ladies = hawt and gay guys = icky so idk. I wonder if the people at Blizzard who designed these characters knew the sexual orientations of all the characters from the beginning or if they have to sit around and discuss who should be gay or straight. It's pretty dumb through and through; I just like the shooting.

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight
overwatch is fun as hell, but who could possibly care who an overwatch character likes to gently caress?

I mean I could kinda understand if the game was heavy on narrative and character development and whatever, but the game itself, as far as I can tell, is just about shooting the other team a bunch.

Trebek
Mar 7, 2002
College Slice
We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s crying over video game characters and their sexual preferences.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Trebek posted:

We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s crying over video game characters and their sexual preferences.

Yeah, I feel you buddy. If only 9/11 had been worse.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



oh dope posted:

overwatch is fun as hell, but who could possibly care who an overwatch character likes to gently caress?

I mean I could kinda understand if the game was heavy on narrative and character development and whatever, but the game itself, as far as I can tell, is just about shooting the other team a bunch.

For some of these people, learning that the chick they've been wanking it to is actually a lesbian is as distasteful as learning that the chick they've been wanking it to is actually a man.

I want to say it's something about them losing control of the narrative surrounding the character's unwritten backstory and having it wrenched away from them and their own desires flouted, but you know :rolleyes::fh:

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Data Graham posted:

For some of these people, learning that the chick they've been wanking it to is actually a lesbian is as distasteful as learning that the chick they've been wanking it to is actually a man.

I want to say it's something about them losing control of the narrative surrounding the character's unwritten backstory and having it wrenched away from them and their own desires flouted, but you know :rolleyes::fh:

Those people are losers.

Sloober
Apr 1, 2011

Data Graham posted:

For some of these people, learning that the chick they've been wanking it to is actually a lesbian is as distasteful as learning that the chick they've been wanking it to is actually a man.

I want to say it's something about them losing control of the narrative surrounding the character's unwritten backstory and having it wrenched away from them and their own desires flouted, but you know :rolleyes::fh:

Its probably more that this tracer character is doin' some lady that isn't even involved in the game and as such, their headcanon violently rebels. Unimportant characters? Not in MY slashfiction!

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

oh dope posted:

overwatch is fun as hell, but who could possibly care who an overwatch character likes to gently caress?

I mean I could kinda understand if the game was heavy on narrative and character development and whatever, but the game itself, as far as I can tell, is just about shooting the other team a bunch.

Yeah I feel like this sort of thing is the exact reason why Valve never put female characters in TF2

Wiggly
Aug 26, 2000

Number one on the ice, number one in my heart
Fun Shoe

"Be cool. No one saw me did they?."

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Yeah I feel like this sort of thing is the exact reason why Valve never put female characters in TF2

You just hurt the Pyro's feelings, good job rear end in a top hat!

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Yeah I feel like this sort of thing is the exact reason why Valve never put female characters in TF2
But pyro is a-

Mierenneuker posted:

You just hurt the Pyro's feelings, good job rear end in a top hat!
Dammit.

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Wiggly posted:

"Be cool. No one saw me did they?."

"I'm cool, I'm all right, I'm a—" SPLOOOSH

Alain Perdrix
Dec 19, 2007

Howdy!

Trebek posted:

We have no Great War. No Great Depression.

Dude, the inauguration is almost a month away. It's ridiculously unfair to start evaluating his presidency at this point. Give the guy a chance.

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

Change the extension to mp4 and just wrap it in url instead of img tags to get it to embed.

Also holy gently caress, dude broke the leg off that table, via leverage on the tabletop with his goddam face.

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

oh dope posted:

overwatch is fun as hell, but who could possibly care who an overwatch character likes to gently caress?

I mean I could kinda understand if the game was heavy on narrative and character development and whatever, but the game itself, as far as I can tell, is just about shooting the other team a bunch.

the game has a fairly strong narrative, it just has absolutely no bearing on the gameplay because it would only be to it's detriment.

You still have people who are of nominally opposing factions snark at each other in the start rooms of capture maps though, cause it's funny.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Mierenneuker posted:

You just hurt the Pyro's feelings, good job rear end in a top hat!

Look, the real question at hand is Pyro's pronouns and sexual preferences

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Look, the real question at hand is Pyro's pronouns and sexual preferences

flim/flam/flame

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Need for Speed: Alces Drift

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

10 Beers posted:

Some local schadenfreude. http://www.whas11.com/news/local/woman-faces-ban-from-jefferson-mall-after-unruly-outburst/375589762
Hispanic lady at the cashier in a JC Penny's store has a friend come up and add two shirts to the cart. Racist old lady behind them starts going off. The video has gone viral, the lady's gonna be banned from the mall, and more and more businesses are coming forward saying they don't want her in their stores either.

Gee, I wonder who her favorite old blonde man is

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
https://i.imgur.com/dweHYus.gifv

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Trebek posted:

We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s crying over video game characters and their sexual preferences.

mr durden did you know that the iraq / afgan war has lasted longer then vietnam and ww2? the only modern war to last longer is the korean war. which is less of a war and more of a staring competition.

unless of course you mean gen x are the middle children then i agree. gently caress gen x

snergle has a new favorite as of 00:07 on Dec 22, 2016

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

snergle posted:

mr durden did you know that the iraq / afgan war has lasted longer then vietnam and ww2? the only war to last longer is the korean war. which is less of a war and more of a staring competition.

unless of course you mean gen x are the middle children then i agree. gently caress gen x

Get X feels like the generation who either doubled down on dad's bullshit about getting a career or just gave up and has a poo poo dead end job and hangs out and doesn't really care.

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Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

Nuevo posted:

Change the extension to mp4 and just wrap it in url instead of img tags to get it to embed.

Also holy gently caress, dude broke the leg off that table, via leverage on the tabletop with his goddam face.

That's fantastic. Is there a video of that? I want to hear the sound of his head hitting that table.

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