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NumberLast
Jun 7, 2014

loquacius posted:

Ever since Scalia died I've had trouble thinking of who my "if I had one bullet" target would be, and I know it realistically probably shouldn't be David Brock but it's so tempting

Mine is Harry Houdini

Fucker can't escape from death forever. :argh:

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Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
Keith Ellison has to play nice to an extent because the DNC chair is voted on by like 400 DNC insiders, not the tens of millions of Democratic voters around the country.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

NumberLast posted:

Lol
I doubt many people actually think that way.

oh i know, im just taking the piss

you know, comedy forum and all that

a dead one at that

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I'm hearing now that Keith Ellison has some overdue library books. Can we trust him?

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
Keith Ellison kicks rear end.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

loquacius posted:

Ever since Scalia died I've had trouble thinking of who my "if I had one bullet" target would be

I don't see why him dying should change your answer.

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Joementum posted:

I'm hearing now that Keith Ellison has some overdue library books. Can we trust him?

Wow, gently caress you if you ever did.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Ace of Baes posted:

Keith Ellison has to play nice to an extent because the DNC chair is voted on by like 400 DNC insiders, not the tens of millions of Democratic voters around the country.

Luckily the base can be incredibly mean to Brock and Daou.

nopants
May 29, 2004

loquacius posted:

Ever since Scalia died I've had trouble thinking of who my "if I had one bullet" target would be, and I know it realistically probably shouldn't be David Brock but it's so tempting

Too bad David Brock's hair is a living shield that instinctively blocks any attacks against him.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Al! posted:

nite crew always gets purged first

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsjcQoJ8W4U

:cabot:

inshallah

Serf
May 5, 2011


I'm getting reports that Keith Ellison once entered the 20 items or less line with 21 items WHAT IS HIS TRUE AGENDA???

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

loquacius posted:

Ever since Scalia died I've had trouble thinking of who my "if I had one bullet" target would be, and I know it realistically probably shouldn't be David Brock but it's so tempting

Before you waste the bullet you might want verify that this is in fact a real flesh-and-blood human.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Joementum posted:

I'm hearing now that Keith Ellison has some overdue library books. Can we trust him?

Why I never, has that man no shred of decency, humph! :o:


nopants posted:

Too bad David Brock's hair is a living shield that instinctively blocks any attacks against him.

its really more the microfilm of oil that illustrates his whole body thats hard to penetrate. It requires molecule thin glass knives to reveal him for what he really is.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgP9tzt9_Z8

d.i.c.





loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

nopants posted:

Too bad David Brock's hair is a living shield that instinctively blocks any attacks against him.

this is certainly true of the David Brock villain character in the Bernie Sanders anime

(he looks like this VVVV)

MaxxBot posted:

Before you waste the bullet you might want verify that this is in fact a real flesh-and-blood human.


GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

Serf posted:

I'm getting reports that Keith Ellison once entered the 20 items or less line with 21 items WHAT IS HIS TRUE AGENDA???

I heard he once parked in a handicap spot while going to the store with his wife.

Can we really let someone like that lead the party?

GlyphGryph has issued a correction as of 19:59 on Dec 21, 2016

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

punk rebel ecks posted:

If more people want a leader to be elected than others, than that leader should be elected period.

Tyranny of the Majority is a legit concern, particular when you talk about urban vs rural.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Concerned Citizen posted:

as a white person, i believe any electoral system we devise must give bonus votes to white people in rural states. it's simply unfair to do otherwise

Wow that's sounds pretty racist.

I'd rather just make sure that rural parts of the country have their concerns addressed as well as the more urban parts of the country, independent of their skin color.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Keith Ellison suggests that organization is important in political campaigns, a shameful rightward deviation from Lenin's "do whatever u want lol" theory of revolutionary struggle.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

freckle posted:

remove the states IMO.

For the presidential election that would be a good idea. For everything else the states are fine.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
dissolve the loving union

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

nuke the midwest take their mayo

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
draft everyone to show them how nice socialism/paternalistic organizations are compared to the hard, uncaring regular world

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
bayonet the lumpens

Fiction
Apr 28, 2011

Fallen Hamprince posted:

Keith Ellison suggests that organization is important in political campaigns, a shameful rightward deviation from Lenin's "do whatever u want lol" theory of revolutionary struggle.

lenin actually believed in parliamentarism when the revolution was not imminent idk where all these leftists who think you can't vote came from

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

nopants posted:

Too bad David Brock's hair is a living shield that instinctively blocks any attacks against him.

Have you seen how greasy and shiny that guys skin is?

:barf:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

fairly felt m8

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Fiction posted:

lenin actually believed in parliamentarism when the revolution was not imminent idk where all these leftists who think you can't vote came from

voting elevates one above another and so we must trust in the everlasting wisdom of the biggest dickhead willing to take power

Studio
Jan 15, 2008



Fallen Hamprince posted:

nuke the midwest take their mayo

And leave Keith behind? :colbert:

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
if we're going to keep the electoral college around we should probably just reintroduce property ownership requirements for enfranchisement because evidently landmass is more important than people

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Lastgirl posted:

lets just keep going back and back to the drawing board before we can even think of doing anything.

the drawing board is white, this upsets me

:fuckoff:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

paranoid randroid posted:

if we're going to keep the electoral college around we should probably just reintroduce property ownership requirements for enfranchisement because evidently landmass is more important than people

given the current obesity rate, the two will be hardly indistinguishable :grin:

Mariana Horchata posted:

fairly felt m8

allow it fam

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Fiction posted:

lenin actually believed in parliamentarism when the revolution was not imminent idk where all these leftists who think you can't vote came from

u are correct Fiction, that post was not a joke and I actually do think that the guy who invented democratic centralism was an anarchist u dumbass, u absolute moron gently caress, goddamnit, fuckk

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

blamegame posted:

3 times as much

drat that means that Wyoming in total is 1.5% of the California, what a travesty!

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

GlyphGryph posted:

I heard he once parked in a handicap spot while going to the story with his wife.

Can we really let someone like that lead the party?

Once while walking his dog, Keith Ellison forgot to bring a plastic bag and, rather than improvise, guiltily left the poo where it lay and snuck off hoping no one would notice. Clearly the wrong choice for progressive leadership in the 21st century.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Lastgirl posted:

given the current obesity rate, the two will be hardly indistinguishable :grin:

yo mama so fat she got an elector in the EC

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Keith Ellison shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

somebody smarter than me work this into the fight song gif

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
Keith Ellison / Cornel West 2020

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Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
Wake up, drink water, smoke blunt, clean, oil my kalishnakov.

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