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Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

The only thing special about Bill Russell was that he played in the 60s

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BWV
Feb 24, 2005


dokmo posted:

The raptors had a bunch of these over the years:
Keon Clark
Oliver Miller
Mo Peterson
Tracy Murray

Oh my Keon Clark.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vrmCJko-mY

Also always a good time to remember when he was smoking weed on the golf course during a charity function

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

EvanTH posted:

I think of Harden like a less creative character using Ginobili's moveset. They play different

Gobias Ind. posted:

I loving loved Keon Clark.
:agreed:

Gobias Ind.
Apr 5, 2007

If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc
I loving loved Keon Clark.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
"If Bismack Biyombo had played in the '60s, he would have been just as successful as Bill Russell" is the take that will drive Bill Simmons to murder

Someone get this article published

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

xbilkis posted:

"If Bismack Biyombo had played in the '60s, he would have been just as successful as Bill Russell" is the take that will drive Bill Simmons to murder

Someone get this article published

I've never seen or heard of Biyombo puking so

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Keon Clark video led me to this Stro-Show package.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIX169GbidI


Also all future hypotheticals should only involve more interesting players. What if Stromile Swift played for the 86 Celtics? What if Darius Miles shared the backcourt with Jerry West? What if Austin Rivers played for the 77 6ers?

dokmo
Aug 27, 2006

:stat:man
Luis Scola is more unicorny than Bill Russell.

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

Paul Zuvella posted:

The only thing special about Bill Russell was that he played in the 60s

There are videos of him getting, like, 3 blocks and 2 steals in the span of 6 minutes and the announcers sounding like it's just another day at the office, so its easy to sell him short when there aren't stats. The guy lead the league in rebounding during seasons Wilt freakin Chamberlain was playing, so maybe give him some credit.

He didn't just play some defense, he was the best defensive player in the league for 10+ years straight. He can't really control what era he played in, but he was definitely dominate and his play changed how those defensive big men of today play the game.

Simmons way overrates him but he definitely deserves credit as one of the best players of all time.

spacejung
Feb 8, 2004
I don't think the league will ever see another A.C. Green.

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Lockback posted:

There are videos of him getting, like, 3 blocks and 2 steals in the span of 6 minutes and the announcers sounding like it's just another day at the office, so its easy to sell him short when there aren't stats. The guy lead the league in rebounding during seasons Wilt freakin Chamberlain was playing, so maybe give him some credit.

He didn't just play some defense, he was the best defensive player in the league for 10+ years straight. He can't really control what era he played in, but he was definitely dominate and his play changed how those defensive big men of today play the game.

Simmons way overrates him but he definitely deserves credit as one of the best players of all time.

I don't doubt that. I agree that it's important to remember players in the era in which they played in.

my point is, is that if Bill Russel played today he'd be an average defensive specialist center.

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKmpQyo9muU Charles Barkley has such a strange body. If wade Baldwin gained like 100 pounds and it was distributed like Draymond Green's weight, it would sort of match him. He's like a pac man with super long arms

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I doubt he could play center now.

So he'd be a PF who couldnt shoot ie he wouldnt play on most teams.

I guess Ben Wallace is a good comp but Wallace was waaaaaay bigger.

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

Paul Zuvella posted:

I don't doubt that. I agree that it's important to remember players in the era in which they played in.

my point is, is that if Bill Russel played today he'd be an average defensive specialist center.

Sure, but I can buy Unicorn in the sense of "the timing for the day meant another big probably won't show up and completely change how the defensive anchor plays like he did". I mean, we won't see a Prime Dwight Howard player-coach either. But I am already putting more thought into it since Simmons alternates his definition of unicorn between "Unique Player" and "Player I really like".

My bad unicorn is Shabazz Muhammed. Size of a SG, Plays like a PF, slotted in the SF position.

Atheistdeals.com
Aug 2, 2004

Bill Russell was like a worse Reggie Evans based on the one brief clip I saw of Bill getting a rebound against the Albany Ziggurats in 1962

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
Unicorn is already a stupid term without Simmons piling on

Bashez
Jul 19, 2004

:10bux:

morestuff posted:

Yeah, the cream got hoovered up pretty quickly and most people just got tired of writing for free. I wrote for the Hornets TrueHoop blog for a couple years and made like $40

How much did this work out to hourly?

straight up brolic posted:

James Harden is just a souped up Ginobli so...

I don't think Harden is much better offensively, with the exception of free throw rate which is still ungodly. For as much as people complained about Ginobili going to the line Harden still gets there 30% more. I think prime Ginobili in Houston's offense would be doing basically the same thing. The only significant difference between the two is that Ginobili was actually a great defender.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Are there usg% different too . I'm thinking they are.

cisneros
Apr 18, 2006

Lockback posted:

Sure, but I can buy Unicorn in the sense of "the timing for the day meant another big probably won't show up and completely change how the defensive anchor plays like he did". I mean, we won't see a Prime Dwight Howard player-coach either. But I am already putting more thought into it since Simmons alternates his definition of unicorn between "Unique Player" and "Player I really like".

My bad unicorn is Shabazz Muhammed. Size of a SG, Plays like a PF, slotted in the SF position.

But in that case we would have to include George Mikan too, though I guess big and slow post scorer is being phased out to the point that he truly was a rare thing.

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

euphronius posted:

I doubt he could play center now.

So he'd be a PF who couldnt shoot ie he wouldnt play on most teams.

I guess Ben Wallace is a good comp but Wallace was waaaaaay bigger.

This is all based on vague memories, but Wallace was more like Lebron's body with Tony Allen's brain and hands. Barkley is just shaped differently from other human beings. The way his shoulders start and then his arms just keep going reminds me of Dennis Rodman, that sort of freakish arm length and shoulder mobility.

dokmo posted:

The raptors had a bunch of these over the years:
Keon Clark
Oliver Miller
Mo Peterson
Tracy Murray
These guys are all before my time, I know that Oliver Miller was very fat and that Mo Peterson was tough and from Flint, what about them sticks out to you?

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

euphronius posted:

Are there usg% different too . I'm thinking they are.

Career 24% vs 27%, though Harden has already had 4 seasons that were higher than Ginobli's career high, 3 of them 3% higher (including this year).

Harden's Thunder years compared more to Ginobli, I think it's a stretch to assume Ginobli would be able to shoulder that kind of scoring load. I guess it's hard to guess, but I'd wager few players can make that kind of transition.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Harden has already banked more OWS than Ginobili

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

Dejan Bimble posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKmpQyo9muU Charles Barkley has such a strange body. If wade Baldwin gained like 100 pounds and it was distributed like Draymond Green's weight, it would sort of match him. He's like a pac man with super long arms



he had to have been so mouthy

Cool Buff Man posted:

It all came about when I was watching a Kings / Celtics game and I was listening to 'Steady Mobbin' and wayne said "These n-words softer than roseannes son"

It's my fedex arrow


oh when you said "roseanne's fat son" i thought you meant Becky ha ha take that Becky, Darlene Forever

dokmo
Aug 27, 2006

:stat:man

Dejan Bimble posted:

This is all based on vague memories, but Wallace was more like Lebron's body with Tony Allen's brain and hands. Barkley is just shaped differently from other human beings. The way his shoulders start and then his arms just keep going reminds me of Dennis Rodman, that sort of freakish arm length and shoulder mobility.

These guys are all before my time, I know that Oliver Miller was very fat and that Mo Peterson was tough and from Flint, what about them sticks out to you?

Mo Pete was 3 and D guy before that was really a thing but he had actual ball skills and an ungodly ability to hit the craziest shots. If he played for the Lakers he would have been famous.

Keon was a dumb dumb one way post scorer, and Tracy Murray was a tough shooter who couldn't shoot or defend but somehow got playing time. These two players were living fossils, representatives of extinct types of players who were once plentiful but had faded away long before they stepped on the court..

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012
The apparently common idea that time travelling Bill Russell would be like John Henson but shorter while Wilt and Oscar Robertson would come right in and be the best players in the league, is loving retarded.

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Lol at Big Baby basically calling CP3 a bad teammate.

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

EvanTH posted:

I think of Harden like a more powerful character using Ginobili's moveset. They play different

D. Russell is a slightly more accurate Ginobili copycat right now but neither is the weird player Ginobili is. They're both PGs now and Manu doesn't play point. He fulfills a unique and specific niche on his team. It's possible he wouldn't be a hall of famer if you'd put him on a different team (he'd still get in for international play)

To me part of it is a demeanor thing, like with sheed. Rasheed's play was inextricable from his all out emotional style. Harden has some of ginobili's moves, but he's very methodical and composed. He hits that crossover to step back, he drives the lane with his and rubs dicks, he nails a pull-up and every time you know just what he's doing, when, and why. Ginobili wings wild passes at impossible angles, throws up a euro step from a foot too far or too near, chucks a three at exactly the least opportune moment, and that unpredictability IS a basketball skill for him. They can do a lot of the same things, but they don't.

BWV posted:

I'd rather just compile a list of bad unicorns. Except lets just call them unique players. Like I dont think we'll ever see another Hedo.

Josh McRoberts is Hedo, but the era of Hedo has passed. Now there are forwards who run the pnr and shoot threes WELL.


Dejan Bimble posted:

This is all based on vague memories, but Wallace was more like Lebron's body with Tony Allen's brain and hands. Barkley is just shaped differently from other human beings. The way his shoulders start and then his arms just keep going reminds me of Dennis Rodman, that sort of freakish arm length and shoulder mobility.

These guys are all before my time, I know that Oliver Miller was very fat and that Mo Peterson was tough and from Flint, what about them sticks out to you?

Think he means Bill Russell, who yeah definitely puts one in the mind of Wallace with better hands. I don't think Wallace was a lot bigger though, just from an era of more weight training. Barkley and Rodman are both insanely weird players.

For bad, will we ever see another Anthony Randolph?

dokmo
Aug 27, 2006

:stat:man
Remembering Mo Pete, the man who hit layups blindfolded.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTo0EY-5Yrk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HtMHmyKZa0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_l5nHDIcOAE

dokmo fucked around with this message at 22:58 on Dec 21, 2016

Smellyhead
Jun 20, 2003
Cabbages smell funny too.
I can't believe everyone just let that Gordon Hayward/Larry Bird comparison from a couple of pages back bounce through to the keeper.

If you're talking about bad unicorns, you can't not mention Joe Alexander.

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

Smellyhead posted:

I can't believe everyone just let that Gordon Hayward/Larry Bird comparison from a couple of pages back bounce through to the keeper.

If you're talking about bad unicorns, you can't not mention Joe Alexander.
Alexander was an unremarkable failure except he was white, and Vesely was right after.

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
Larry Nance Jr. might be planning on participating in the dunk contest.
https://twitter.com/Larrydn22/status/811662621682307072

Bashez
Jul 19, 2004

:10bux:

Lockback posted:

Career 24% vs 27%, though Harden has already had 4 seasons that were higher than Ginobli's career high, 3 of them 3% higher (including this year).

Harden's Thunder years compared more to Ginobli, I think it's a stretch to assume Ginobli would be able to shoulder that kind of scoring load. I guess it's hard to guess, but I'd wager few players can make that kind of transition.

I don't think many people really got to watch Ginobili play in his prime. He'd have no problem carrying a 30% usage. I'm not saying he's as good as Harden, he's just close. Again, Harden has a huge leg up by his ability to get to the line.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

straight up brolic posted:

Harden has already banked more OWS than Ginobili
He's not even at 10% of his ONR though (objective nutmeg rate)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5AvZQzj7CA

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Bashez posted:

I don't think many people really got to watch Ginobili play in his prime. He'd have no problem carrying a 30% usage. I'm not saying he's as good as Harden, he's just close. Again, Harden has a huge leg up by his ability to get to the line.

I agree with this 100%. Ginobili easily could have been the star of a team in his prime. I would rather have a team built around him than Klay Thompson.

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Smellyhead posted:

I can't believe everyone just let that Gordon Hayward/Larry Bird comparison from a couple of pages back bounce through to the keeper.

If you're talking about bad unicorns, you can't not mention Joe Alexander.

I don't really know what to make of it. We just recently had a 10 minute Bird highlight posted in which he played nothing like Durant or Hayward so whatever I guess.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
I'm a unicorn

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012
Other issue with Manu vs. Harden is minutes played. Manu was used under 30 except for 2 years, Harden in Houston has averaged nearly 38 since the trade. Even in his last year in OKC he got more M/G than any season of Ginobili's.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

DeimosRising posted:

Ginobili wings wild passes at impossible angles, throws up a euro step from a foot too far or too near, chucks a three at exactly the least opportune moment, and that unpredictability IS a basketball skill for him. They can do a lot of the same things, but they don't.
Harden does all of these things. He has the best over the shoulder pass/wrap around in the NBA

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012
I want to eat some Gibobili Wild Wings.

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Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
Tracy Mcgrady, Mugsy, and Ben Wallace are up for Hall of fame

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