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cowofwar
Jul 30, 2002

by Athanatos
Any adult that undertakes a job where they expect to get covered in poo poo is going to wear their most ragged worst clothes. Yet that same adult will buy brand name expensive clothes for a baby who will immediately barf and poo poo on them.

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Trillian
Sep 14, 2003

gvibes posted:

Back on the baby clothes comment from a couple pages back, I am generally pleasantly surprised how nice the cheap baby clothes are. Like, Carters is super freaking cheap and seems totally good.

if you want your baby to look like a hood rat

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

cowofwar posted:

Any adult that undertakes a job where they expect to get covered in poo poo is going to wear their most ragged worst clothes. Yet that same adult will buy brand name expensive clothes for a baby who will immediately barf and poo poo on them.
Because they're expecting to show off their baby to other people, and heaven forbid someone sees their baby in poor clothes. :ohdear:

Also I doubt most of the people buying luxury babywear would do anything where they'd expect to get covered in poo poo(other than having a baby, I guess).

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
here I was thinking Carter's was pretty expensive

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


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Haifisch posted:

Because they're expecting to show off their baby to other people, and heaven forbid someone sees their baby in poor clothes. :ohdear:

Also I doubt most of the people buying luxury babywear would do anything where they'd expect to get covered in poo poo(other than having a baby, I guess).

The original woman in question is an HR head. So, she is constantly dispensing and being dealt poo poo.

She makes about 50k a year (her boyfriend is a beer distributor and I have no idea how that pays) and has 6k in baby clothes debt from a store credit card with ridiculous interest rates and points that can only be spent at Neiman Marcus. That's like 15% of her after-tax take home pay.

Also, I don't personally care, but I roll my eyes at her 6k in baby clothes to make sure her baby doesn't look like a "hood rat" or trashy, but she has a kid with a guy who refuses to get married and complains all the time that they didn't get married after she got pregnant and now he feels no urgency to get married now that the kid is here.

Leon Trotsky 2012 fucked around with this message at 04:18 on Dec 22, 2016

Rurutia
Jun 11, 2009
If winter wasnt a thing my baby would still be in diapers only most of the time.

JohnGalt
Aug 7, 2012
At least your HR person doesn't get passive aggressive all the time. Simultaneously knowing everyone's pay and being paid less than equivalent positions in core departments just doesn't do well for some people.

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


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JohnGalt posted:

At least your HR person doesn't get passive aggressive all the time. Simultaneously knowing everyone's pay and being paid less than equivalent positions in core departments just doesn't do well for some people.

I work for a government agency and all of our salaries are public record. Our HR head actually makes the 3rd most of anyone in administration.

Some people would rather be poor than have even one person potentially think they look poor.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Rurutia posted:

If winter wasnt a thing my baby would still be in diapers only most of the time.

That works until they learn to shove their hands down their diapers

monster on a stick
Apr 29, 2013

Rurutia posted:

If winter wasnt a thing my baby would still be in diapers only most of the time.

Are they Neiman Marcus diapers or "hood rat" diapers?

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

I love capitalism!! DM me for the best investing advice!

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

I work for a government agency and all of our salaries are public record. Our HR head actually makes the 3rd most of anyone in administration.

Hr like the person who fires you or hr as in benefits, payroll, compensation and all that jazz. If it's the latter they earned it

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

I just do it for the love of the game, son.

Leaving money on the table is BWM.

Is eating out BWM if it costs less than 3 dollars a meal?

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

GoutPatrol posted:

Is eating out BWM if it costs less than 3 dollars a meal?

For $3 a meal you're probably getting cancer or something which is super BWM

Old Binsby
Jun 27, 2014

ate all the Oreos posted:

For $3 a meal you're probably getting cancer or something which is super BWM

Or mooching off of the salvation army and there's probably a bunch of people who need that poo poo more than you if you're posting on SA

Switchback
Jul 23, 2001

https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/5jk618/landlord_damaged_our_property_while_evicting_can/ posted:

My girlfriend and I rented an apartment from an older woman (not like a corporate owned building). She used to work with us on back rent but eventually we were three months behind and she said we would have to move out Dec 1. We agreed but couldn't find a place and she agreed to extend it Dec 15.

We found a place but we have jobs and couldn't move out so she said we had until Dec 19 to move out and that the extra days would all be added to our unpaid rent pro-rated (so three months and 19 days, about $2180).

We moved out all the furniture and stuff but still had a few things, some work clothes and some food/drink in the refrigerator and glasses/silverware in the cupboards. I should say we spent the night of Dec 19 at our new place and though for was OK we left a few things in the old place. In Wisconsin it was below zero temps and a blizzard which made moving harder. We mostly cared about the work clothes because my girlfriend needs to meet a dress code for her job. Well we weren't totally out by Dec 19. We came back and her adult son was there changing the locks. He said we were out of time and he was throwing away whatever was left. We threatened to call the cops and he said go ahead and left.

The cop came and listened to our story and said legally our tenancy was terminated Dec 19 since her and us agreed to that and even we moved out bc we weren't there. I should say we didn't have a lease and were just month to month. Ok. He said we could arrange a time with her to get our stuff back or handle it civilly in small claims court.

So we called her a bunch of times and finally got her. She said we could come back Dec 20 and get our stuff. My gf went over there and nobody was there, door still locked, but our poo poo was just outside the front door of the building in boxes. Our food and stuff froze and burst in the cold weather and some glasses and plates broken. We think this is pretty outrageous she let some of our food and stuff get ruined when she knows we're hard up for money. Also my girlfriend had to call in sick for work because she didn't have the right clothes to go to work on Dec 20.

We estimate $130 in damages ($80 in missed work and $50 in damaged possession) and would like it to count against the $2180 we owe her. We called and told her this and got all pissy, basically turned into a screaming match on the phone, and she said she cut us all these breaks and now we're loving her around and we're pieces of poo poo and to pay we we owe her or she'll sue us and report us to credit reporting agencies. She also said there was damage beyond the $600 deposit and that she could add additional charges to our bill if she wanted.

Can we take her to small claims court to get the cost of the damages taken off our rent bill?

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

What a bunch of dead beats.



I love when people make posts like that and everyone jumps on them and the OP doesn't even respond because the consensus is that the OP is a lovely person and an idiot.

BEHOLD: MY CAPE
Jan 11, 2004
The landlord was dumb to let them slide 3 months on the rent and then start looking for another place. If your tenants are out shopping for another place to live they must have money for rent and a deposit that should be in your rental account, shouldn't it? Bargaining and negotiating with tenants who are behind on rent will lead to exactly the situation this landlord found herself in.

That all being said curbing a tenant's poo poo if they haven't been evicted and trespassed by the sheriff with an executed writ of possession probably exposes you to civil liability for mishandled abandoned property, and I wouldn't do it. They have a legally reasonable claim, not that it really matters since the chance they ever find $2100 laying around to repay their bad debt is pretty slim and the landlord hasn't taken any serious action to document and secure the debt with a judgment.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004

BraveUlysses posted:

That works until they learn to shove their hands down their diapers

Between this and walking around holding their own nipples I wanted to get straight jackets rather than Carters clothes.

But hey, if you can hit an outlet or friends selling clothes and snag them for $1 an item you're good to go. Even now it's less than $3 an item for 4T and up.

zocio
Nov 3, 2011

ate all the Oreos posted:

For $3 a meal you're probably getting cancer or something which is super BWM

He probably doesn't live in the USA, in Peru my lunch, at a jungle Peruvian cuisine restaurant costs just under that and includes an entree and the fruit juice or tea of the day. This is in Lima the capital, you can actually get equally good food for less in the interior.

Eating in Peru, GWM.

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

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zocio posted:

He probably doesn't live in the USA, in Peru my lunch, at a jungle Peruvian cuisine restaurant costs just under that and includes an entree and the fruit juice or tea of the day. This is in Lima the capital, you can actually get equally good food for less in the interior.

Eating in Peru, GWM.

Nope, I do live in the USA. I ate at Chic-Fil-A every day with Gift cards I got 5% off. It's about $3.49 for a grilled chicken entree (plus 5% off) and every 4 or 5 receipts you get a free coupon for a chicken sandwich (which I would just eat the chicken; because who puts pickles on a chicken sandwich?)

$3.31 per meal * 60 meals = $198.6. Subtract about 10 free meal coupons (3.31 * 10) and you get: $165.50 or $2.76 per meal.

I had about 80% of my paychecks sent to my Roth 457(b) that month. It was nice. Not a fun month though.

Don't do this if you have high blood pressure or can't stand eating the same thing over and over.

Leon Trotsky 2012 fucked around with this message at 15:21 on Dec 22, 2016

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

Nope, I do live in the USA. I ate at Chic-Fil-A every day with Gift cards I got 5% off. It's about $3.49 for a grilled chicken entree (plus 5% off) and every 4 or 5 receipts you get a free coupon for a chicken sandwich (which I would just eat the chicken; because who puts pickles on a chicken sandwich?)

$3.31 per meal * 60 meals = $198.6. Subtract about 10 free meal coupons (3.31 * 10) and you get: $165.50 or $2.76 per meal.

I had about 80% of my paychecks sent to my Roth 457(b) that month. It was nice. Not a fun month though.

Don't do this if you have high blood pressure or can't stand eating the same thing over and over.

My man have you heard of this thing called Soylent

Bonus for not supporting the shithead that owns chic-fil-a and also for giving you atomic farts and cadmium.

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


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ate all the Oreos posted:

My man have you heard of this thing called Soylent

Bonus for not supporting the shithead that owns chic-fil-a and also for giving you atomic farts and cadmium.

I have not tried soylent and I don't think they would let me bring 60 meals worth of it on the plane. This was an exercise/experiment in desperation, rather than something I willingly took on.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
Pickles on fried chicken sandwiches is good

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


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quote:

Is it possible to have the federal government use my social security tax (federal savings program) to pay off my federal student loans?

OP in the comments:

quote:

Your social security payment is not being saved for your retirement; it's being used for current retiree's payments. So no.

That seems... Backwards.

quote:

When the program first started, how would you provide benefits to people that have never paid anything in

Cut spending elsewhere or Use Federal Reserve dollars

quote:

Serious question: Did they not cover how Social Security works in your high school civics or economics class? They did in my high school.


Maybe but I was like 14 at the time. I'm 28 now and knowing the basics of how social security works hasn't really been on my radar until I had this shower thought this morning. It was always just a tax I saw come out of my paycheck every two weeks and a check my dad started getting in the mail a few years back. That and I heard rumblings that my generation may not ever see the tangible benefits from it because it's becoming unsustainable due to population booms and people living longer, etc. I'd rather have my money now before someone else takes it.

quote:

What seriously? No. That is not how "social" security works. It isn't your money.


It's my income that gets taxed. How isn't it mine? I now understand the basics of how it operates. But yeah my income that gets taxed is certainly mine. The government takes it to put into a social welfare program. I guess at that point it's no longer mine and is just a part of a large pool of cash. But at first it's certainly mine. I just want to ask them to redirect my money.

LLCoolJD
Dec 8, 2007

Musk threatens the inorganic promotion of left-wing ideology that had been taking place on the platform

Block me for being an unironic DeSantis fan, too!
The social security Millenial is still so naive and fresh-faced.

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


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Hello friends, I need help with a budget. I currently have $2,500 in principle on 3 different payday loans at 610% APR (seriously) and in addition I am constantly being charged a DAILY late fee of $10, which is triggering a DAILY overdraft fee of $30 on my checking account.

Here is my budget plan:

- Do everything the exact same
- Stop paying my loans
- Open a new bank account
- Assume it will all go away

FYI: They are Native Americans and Online, so I don't actually have to pay it back, right?

Any critiques of my new budget? Thanks

quote:

Have multiple tribal installment loans at once, and being eaten alive. What happens if I stop paying them?

I have been in a financial bind for a few months now, and due to a cycle of borrowing, being unable to repay, and having to borrow more, not to mention ridiculous interest rates, have found myself being buried.

I currently have 3 active installment loans from online tribal lenders: Green Trust Cash, SpotLoan, and American Web Loan. I live in the state of Oregon.
The agreements all contain statements saying that the loan is from a business that resides within the jurisdiction ____ reservation, therefore is subject only to the laws of the _____ tribe, and no state or federal law applies.

My payments are all linked to my bank account and set to come out every 2 weeks via automatic ACH transaction, and, since I can't stop the transactions, I continue to get hammered in overdraft fees as well.

The interest rates on these are all ridiculously high (~600% APY). For my $600 Green Trust Cash loan, I will have to repay well over $2000 if I take the full term.

I need advice on what to do and how to handle this. I have no money right now (checking account overdrawn by $300 and I'm 2 weeks behind on one of the payments).

None of the lenders are licensed in the State of Oregon. Were I just to get a new checking account and stop paying, what would happen? Would they try to have me arrested? The agreements say that the only court with authority over the loans is the tribal courts. It wouldn't appear on my credit, since they don't report to credit agencies. Is the worst case scenario that they continue to badger me, or could they then sell the debt to a collections agency which would have more power, or what? And how does being sued by an Indian nation work?

Obviously those are all things I hope to avoid. How should I go about handling this? I cannot afford to keep doing this. I have been in contact with them a bit, but I just got a notice saying Spotloan is currently charging me daily interest plus a $10 fee.

Also, two of the companies had me list references, as well as all 3 of them having my work number. I'm afraid they may start badgering me at work or badgering my loved ones (I think I listed my dad and my girlfriend).

I saw something about someone from Washington sending a letter saying that the loan was illegal, and due to certain state stipulations were not obligated to repay it.

Any advice would be appeciated. Thank you in advance.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

Hello friends, I need help with a budget. I currently have $2,500 in principle on 3 different payday loans at 610% APR (seriously) and in addition I am constantly being charged a DAILY late fee of $10, which is triggering a DAILY overdraft fee of $30 on my checking account.

Here is my budget plan:

- Do everything the exact same
- Stop paying my loans
- Open a new bank account
- Assume it will all go away

FYI: They are Native Americans and Online, so I don't actually have to pay it back, right?

Any critiques of my new budget? Thanks

One of those tribal payday lenders lost a big case in Georgia because they violated lending laws. So whether the debt is legal is honestly a legitimate question.

I was also surprised to find out my state outlawed payday lending, although there are still many title loan places.

Guest2553
Aug 3, 2012


A couple years ago I did something similar by accident. During one of the million hacks going around at the time, my credit/bank cards were cancelled after some fraudulent transactions posted. I was partway through a six week work stint out of country when it happened and had to make 400 bucks last for a month on an expensive island nation. I made it work with a borrowed soup cooker, local staples and lots of time. Wouldn't want to repeat the experience, but I did drop a few pounds and was able to pocket about 2500 in per diem that wasn't spent.

e. drat this thread moved fast.

Guest2553 fucked around with this message at 16:28 on Dec 22, 2016

BEHOLD: MY CAPE
Jan 11, 2004

LLCoolJD posted:

The social security Millenial is still so naive and fresh-faced.

It's kind of funny but on the other hand telling that social security instinctively feels like a generational Ponzi scheme to millennials currently paying into it with great uncertainty regarding future benefits

monster on a stick
Apr 29, 2013

ate all the Oreos posted:

My man have you heard of this thing called Soylent

Bonus for not supporting the shithead that owns chic-fil-a and also for giving you atomic farts and cadmium.

This is hilarious because Soylent has cadmium, started giving people GI problems galore, and is owned by a creep who decided to live in a shipping container and not poop for a month by drinking his lovely (lol) product..

Dwight Eisenhower
Jan 24, 2006

Indeed, I think that people want peace so much that one of these days governments had better get out of the way and let them have it.
If social security taxed income past $125k it'd be pretty hard for it to go insolvent.

That it still doesn't is pretty mind boggling.

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


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Here's some light tax fraud with our favorite crypto-currency:

quote:


How to classify bitcoin for foreign tax credit?


I'm trying to figure out my taxes for this year and want to claim an investment loss and a foreign tax credit for my bitcoin holdings. I purchased them from a Swedish coin bank and had to pay with USD and paid for currency exchange rates and Swedish taxes. I know there is a tax credit for buying foreign investments and was trying to figure out how to classify my bitcoins.

I currently have 32.6 BTC (~$28,300 USD) that had a purchase value of $33,389. I tried to file on TurboTax, but it was not clear on how to do it and my calculation came out with me owing money. Therefore, I'm doing it by paper and submitting by mail. I tried to get in touch with someone from H&R block, but the local agent was not familiar with BTC and wanted to charge a large sitdown fee. Does anyone know of any BTC-friendly accountants or if there is a way to get Turbotax to properly credit my losses and foreign tax credits on BTC exchanges in other countries?

Any help is appreciated.

BEHOLD: MY CAPE
Jan 11, 2004
It doesn't boggle my mind at all because people who make more than the SS cap don't want their balls taxed off for something they don't need and donate to politicians

monster on a stick
Apr 29, 2013

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

Here's some light tax fraud with our favorite crypto-currency:

Not the worst question, apparently if OP sold the bitcoin he could declare a loss on his tax return: https://www.dlapiper.com/en/us/insights/publications/2014/04/bitcoin-is-property-not-currency/

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


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There is a 0% chance that his bitcoin qualifies for the foreign tax credit though. And it looks like he is claiming investment losses without actually selling them.

Not to mention doing his taxes on paper so he can write that in because Turbotax won't let him do it.

I don't see that ending well. Best case scenario is that he gets lucky and it slips through.

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug

Dwight Eisenhower posted:

If social security taxed income past $125k it'd be pretty hard for it to go insolvent.

That it still doesn't is pretty mind boggling.
do people who make more than that actually get that in the form of a payroll check? I thought it ends up being stock or dividends or some other form of income that is sheltered or taxed differently.

Droo
Jun 25, 2003

Bhodi posted:

do people who make more than that actually get that in the form of a payroll check? I thought it ends up being stock or dividends or some other form of income that is sheltered or taxed differently.

It just isn't taken out of your check, so your take home pay ends up being bigger at the end of the year than it was at the beginning.

Edit to add: if you have multiple W2 jobs, each job is taxed up until the income cap and the overage is essentially refunded to you when you file taxes. If you are a contractor who makes over the limit, you will just owe less total at the end of the year than if there was no cap (and you can account from that in your estimated tax payments).

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

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quote:

How to start my own Index Fund?

Hi, I know that Index funds are very popular and I have been doing my research. It seems like a lot of funds could be doing better. Most of the big ones leave out investments that have grown rapidly over the past years like gold, bitcoin, and tech stocks (Nintendo grew 8 billion dollars when Pokemon Go came out and many gamers were following it closely, but Wall Street had no clue). I've been doing a ton of research and know that index funds are the safest way to invest and that people feel comfortable with them, but aren't getting the best results from Wall Street or don't trust them.

Could I start my own index fund, invest other peoples money and then pay myself a portion of the money? It would be exactly like the other funds do, excpet it would be run better with different investments. How do I report this on taxes and how do I get my fund listed on some of the big websites and legal? Do I need a seperate business checking account for it?

Thanks

monster on a stick
Apr 29, 2013

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

There is a 0% chance that his bitcoin qualifies for the foreign tax credit though. And it looks like he is claiming investment losses without actually selling them.

Not to mention doing his taxes on paper so he can write that in because Turbotax won't let him do it.

I don't see that ending well. Best case scenario is that he gets lucky and it slips through.

I'm not even sure what they mean by "Turbotax won't let him do it", it's not like TT has some code that says "lol no Bitcoin deductions for you." Especially since he could get the deduction if he sold it. Which I'm guessing is the reason TT isn't working for him. It seems like he could sell Bitcoin and buy Dogecoin or whatever for a month until he's clear from a wash sale.

He doesn't say what kind of tax he paid in Sweden, maybe FTC would apply? https://www.irs.gov/individuals/international-taxpayers/what-foreign-taxes-qualify-for-the-foreign-tax-credit

OP may get some good advice (but we'll never know because you don't post links to these threads for reasons.)

Bhodi posted:

do people who make more than that actually get that in the form of a payroll check? I thought it ends up being stock or dividends or some other form of income that is sheltered or taxed differently.

If you are a regular salaried employee than yes you get it in the form of a payroll check.

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Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


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This kid is a rare antidote to BWM.

quote:

13 years old - best way to handle money?

I started designing websites for close friends and local businesses, and so far most of it had been under the table, like $50 in PayPal or cash. I've started receiving offers from bigger companies (not local) for $500+, etc.

What would the best way to handle all of this, and as somebody new to money and taxes, is there income tax for under the age of 18?

I have a savings account and willing parents - should I do all transactions through them?

Live in California.

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