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spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

14 BAR RIFF posted:

I'm thinking I should get my dick pierced again once I reach Orlando as a reward

Edit: 100% serious here

You and I have very different ideas of what constitutes a 'reward'.


Anyway to be true to the spirit of this adventure, surely you should do the piercing yourself?

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Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING


Fun Shoe

spog posted:

You and I have very different ideas of what constitutes a 'reward'.


Anyway to be true to the spirit of this adventure, surely you should do the piercing yourself?

As long as he doesn't do it with a valve stem going about a thousand miles per hour in the next day or two, it's cool.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

spog posted:

You and I have very different ideas of what constitutes a 'reward'.


Anyway to be true to the spirit of this adventure, surely you should do the piercing yourself?

I've learned the hard way only tragedy comes from that, id prefer not to rip another one out

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Jacobs Ladder or go home.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

cursedshitbox posted:

Jacobs Ladder or go home.

I used to, until the incident :(

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Sexual Lorax posted:

As long as he doesn't do it with a valve stem going about a thousand miles per hour in the next day or two, it's cool.

It'll just catch fire instead.


Uhhhh.... do I dare google what the gently caress a Jacobs Ladder is....?

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





You can't read this thread without googling that. You know you must.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

It'll just catch fire instead.


Uhhhh.... do I dare google what the gently caress a Jacobs Ladder is....?

4 bar 10 gauge "ladder" which all too suddenly became 3

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

spog posted:

You and I have very different ideas of what constitutes a 'reward'.


Anyway to be true to the spirit of this adventure, surely you should do the piercing yourself?

Probably do it himself with a pop-rivet tool

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

14 BAR RIFF posted:

4 bar 10 gauge "ladder" which all too suddenly became 3

Thats the reason why I don't have one. It'd look like a Russian diplomat after a weekend.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



My Man Shran posted:

You are going to fit in just fine in Tennessee.

All you will really need to do to complete the transformation is to sit around Bristol looking for travelin' easterners to holler at.
Posting from the Cook Out in Bristol, can confirm the look will go over well here.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

14 BAR RIFF posted:

4 bar 10 gauge "ladder" which all too suddenly became 3

<pinky>Did you know Brain, when you open your mouth strange sounds come out?</pinky>

I have literally no idea what that means

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

cursedshitbox posted:

Thats the reason why I don't have one. It'd look like a Russian diplomat after a weekend.

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

<pinky>Did you know Brain, when you open your mouth strange sounds come out?</pinky>

I have literally no idea what that means

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





*Google image searches "Jacob's ladder piercing"...

:stonk:

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

IOwnCalculus posted:

You can't read this thread without googling that. You know you must.


The Locator posted:

*Google image searches "Jacob's ladder piercing"...

:stonk:



WHY THE gently caress WOULD YOU DO THAT TO YOUR DICK???????????????????????????????????

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

WHY THE gently caress WOULD YOU DO THAT TO YOUR DICK???????????????????????????????????

gently caress it, why not?! Powertools and all at birth anyways :v:

cursedshitbox fucked around with this message at 03:02 on Dec 22, 2016

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

WHY THE gently caress WOULD YOU DO THAT TO YOUR DICK???????????????????????????????????

I'm not even kidding it started as a joke that got entirely out of hand

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



I wend for the GIS and stopped at "Jacob's ladder pie".

That's WAY better.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

WHY THE gently caress WOULD YOU DO THAT TO YOUR DICK???????????????????????????????????

How many loving times were you warned?

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

Elephanthead posted:

I think 22 inch rims are easy to find that will fit the rears just fine. For highway spares on your stop at every old truck graveyard journey.

From a page back, but: most semi truck wheels are on a much larger (11.25" instead of 7.25") bolt circle, although still 10 bolt. Some 1+ ton trucks use a 7.25" bolt circle, for example the Chevy step van, but the hub diameter changed (wider, thankfully) in 1954 so you'd need hub rings since these wheels are all hub-centric.

So, "yes, but." If you can scare up the right adapters, you can run whatever.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
A moment of silence. Danno just sold Jimmy.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

14 BAR RIFF posted:

A moment of silence. Danno just sold Jimmy.

It was necessary to get it away from you.

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this

14 BAR RIFF posted:

I'm not even kidding it started as a joke that got entirely out of hand

Out of curiosity, how much of your life fits this description?

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
That's a drat good question

alternate.eago
Jul 19, 2006
Insert randomness here.

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

WHY THE gently caress WOULD YOU DO THAT TO YOUR DICK???????????????????????????????????

Cuz genital piercings are sexy af and more must be better, right?

Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)




Brilliant. Classic Donald Duck was truly the best.

Astonishing Wang
Nov 3, 2004
Wouldn't a dick piercing make jacking your pickle super inconvenient?

Seems like just a pain in the dick. You can't bone down with it in, right??

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Astonishing Wang posted:

Wouldn't a dick piercing make jacking your pickle super inconvenient?

Seems like just a pain in the dick. You can't bone down with it in, right??

Only for about 6 months then the scar tissue helps prevent you from ripping it out accidentally

Anuvin
Jan 10, 2008
Death to the False Emperor!

Astonishing Wang posted:

Wouldn't a dick piercing make jacking your pickle super inconvenient?

Seems like just a pain in the dick. You can't bone down with it in, right??

My understanding is you can bone down, you just have to do so carefully, and that a condom helps.

Also, excellent post/username combo.

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Pierce the truck's dick.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

This seems like a really good time to drop this right... here.

Backno
Dec 1, 2007

Goff Boyz iz da rudest Boyz

SKA SUCKS

14 BAR RIFF posted:

4 bar 10 gauge "ladder" which all too suddenly became 3

:aaaaa::barf::cry:

I am pretty sure this was the progression my face made as I read that.

That said there is part of my morbid curiosity that wonders what the hell hapened during "The Incident".

Backno fucked around with this message at 10:55 on Dec 22, 2016

rndmnmbr
Jul 3, 2012

Backno posted:

That said there is part of my morbid curiosity that wonders what the hell hapened during "The Incident".

He claims it was an "accident", but I know how much of a masochist he is...

literally a fish
Oct 2, 2014

German officer Johannes Bolter peeks out the hatch of his Tiger I heavy tank during a quiet moment before the Battle of Kursk - c:1943 (colorized)
Slippery Tilde

Yu-Gi-Ho! posted:

This seems like a really good time to drop this right... here.



instructions unclear, dick caught in winch

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
god that was hilarious to read. :allears:

way to fuggin go with them deathtires

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Somewhat Heroic posted:

Brilliant. Classic Donald Duck was truly the best.

Automotive Insanity › I Bought A Truck: Retreads Will Give You An Aneurysm

buttcrackmenace
Nov 14, 2007

see its right there in the manual where it says
Grimey Drawer

14 BAR RIFF posted:

4 bar 10 gauge "ladder" which all too suddenly became 3

??? idgi

The Locator posted:

*Google image searches "Jacob's ladder piercing"...

ohhhh

some things cannae be unseen, or unimagined

Beverly Cleavage
Jun 22, 2004

I am a pretty pretty princess, watch me do my pretty princess dance....
Listen guys.. I'm frankly stunned anyone has to GIS anything. All you need to know is "piercing," "dick," and "Incident." Mental picture complete.



:dong:

Strawberry
Jul 20, 2005

here is no why
If you thought it was boring in Ballard
Then come out here for a day
And by the way, the name's David
But if you like you can call me '14

The quail eggs in my belly
And the jeep is burned out back
And you better believe ill streak out here
'till Sims he pays me back

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Astonishing Wang
Nov 3, 2004
It'd be funny if sims immediately traded the truck for a Miata or something upon delivery

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