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I showed this to a friend and she said: 'mooses are one big stupidity sausage on top of 4 toothpicks" Shes from Canadia so i presume shes an expert at diagnosing these things.
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Dec 22, 2016 00:32
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:I showed this to a friend and she said: 'mooses are one big stupidity sausage on top of 4 toothpicks" Yeah big sausages that will gently caress your poo poo up. https://youtu.be/ylCfXvKmdvU
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Stare-Out posted:That's fantastic. Is there a video of that? I want to hear the sound of his head hitting that table. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87taDYqYgf4 Field Mousepad posted:Yeah big sausages that will gently caress your poo poo up. Even the little ones will kick your rear end https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm8yjL-8FQs
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Dec 22, 2016 00:40
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Facebook Aunt posted:I think my favorite are the people complaining about the game now having two lesbians, why does the game need two lesbians? I'm trying to decide if this would be funnier than a skinny, sensitive guy who works as a grief counselor.
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Dec 22, 2016 00:44
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Of course none of the other characters have been outed as lesbians, but apparently some guys assume Zayra must be a lesbian.
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Dec 22, 2016 00:54
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TOTAL KARMA INSTANT JUSTICE!! [video of an rear end in a top hat being an rear end in a top hat]
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Dec 22, 2016 00:57
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Alaois posted:flim/flam/flame https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBq_FSJ3nKA
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10 Beers posted:Some local schadenfreude. http://www.whas11.com/news/local/woman-faces-ban-from-jefferson-mall-after-unruly-outburst/375589762 This is good, but we had better schadenfreude last year with the big "lots of teens are at the mall!" scare. Which lead to the mall straight up banning unsupervised teens at the mall. What a loving embarrassment. https://newrepublic.com/minutes/126635/2000-teenagers-probably-not-riot-louisville-mall-saturday
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Dec 22, 2016 01:12
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Trebek posted:We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s crying over video game characters and their sexual preferences. Look at this sad bitch that missed the Meme War of 2012
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snergle posted:mr durden did you know that the iraq / afgan war has lasted longer then vietnam and ww2? Yeah and over that extended period of time, there has been 15% as many deaths.
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Dec 22, 2016 02:26
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Outdoor bidet service has gone really down hill since the election.
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:I showed this to a friend and she said: 'mooses are one big stupidity sausage on top of 4 toothpicks" I'd say its more like a giant slab of stupid beef. You hit one of those things in your car and it's more likely to walk away than you are
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Alain Perdrix posted:Dude, the inauguration is almost a month away. It's ridiculously unfair to start evaluating his presidency at this point. Give the guy a chance. I will give him the same chance Senator McConnell gave the current president, and no more. Fair's fair.
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Dec 22, 2016 05:24
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Senior Woodchuck posted:I'm trying to decide if this would be funnier than a skinny, sensitive guy who works as a grief counselor. That would be giving her the 'masculine energy' in the relationship, which isn't that much different from making her a butch lesbian. Having a very burly (not ripped, but burly like a lumberjack or miner who works for a living) masculine dude who thinks she's a perfect and sexy and feminine just the way she is would be more subversive.
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:I showed this to a friend and she said: 'mooses are one big stupidity sausage on top of 4 toothpicks" I think you'll find that the plural of moose is "meese".
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Facebook Aunt posted:That would be giving her the 'masculine energy' in the relationship, which isn't that much different from making her a butch lesbian. Having a very burly (not ripped, but burly like a lumberjack or miner who works for a living) masculine dude who thinks she's a perfect and sexy and feminine just the way she is would be more subversive. Yeah, but on that hand you're falling into the cliche of Alike or Likeminded couples. Personally, I think that since they went ahead with allowing two woman to become a couple, they should follow the logical path and have the big burly woman start dating a dog.
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Dec 22, 2016 06:41
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Even the little ones will kick your rear end What in the actual gently caress was wrong with that guy? It's not a predator, it's not trying to eat you, so don't try and fight it. I've had a couple close calls with moose and you act meek and weak around them. They won't perceive you as a threat and will generally leave you alone. Act aggressive and they think you want to eat them, so they'll fight back because they know they can usually win.
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SomeJazzyRat posted:Yeah, but on that hand you're falling into the cliche of Alike or Likeminded couples. Personally, I think that since they went ahead with allowing two woman to become a couple, they should follow the logical path and have the big burly woman start dating a dog. Why not have it be two guys? That way we could get a big bushy beardyguts AND a humanities degree nerdlinger! Bam, problem solved, take your monogamy and shove it.
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Well if Metzen was still at Blizzard, it'd turn out her boyfriend was ~corrupted~ and somehow turning into a robot, or dying and only the robots can save him, and the story would be about overcoming prejudice. Anyways: Pivotal Lever posted:A tenant complained about their door not opening today. It was extremely cold over the weekend, and to weather seal their exterior door, they used Great Stuff gaps and cracks. Sounds good, right? Wrong, they used it between the door and the door jamb and wedged the door shut.
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Ransack posted:I think you'll find that the plural of moose is "meese". Do you hate them to pieces? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZGkYW4b5I0
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Ransack posted:I think you'll find that the plural of moose is "meese". As a Canadian, I must inform you it's "loving god-damned menaces."
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Man, you gotta work hard to piss off a mantis. For remorseless killing machines, they're pretty docile towards humans.
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Kay Kessler posted:Man, you gotta work hard to piss off a mantis. For remorseless killing machines, they're pretty docile towards humans. To be fair, I wanted to pinch that kid's cheeks too.
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Zorak, that was very bad, that thing you did. You go to prison!
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C.M. Kruger posted:Well if Metzen was still at Blizzard, it'd turn out her boyfriend was ~corrupted~ and somehow turning into a robot, or dying and only the robots can save him, and the story would be about overcoming prejudice. Nah, blizzards new thing is Redemption, Kerrigan turned into glowing space jesus. WoW has a Light Demon and people have datamined models of Holy Illidan.
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Kurieg posted:Nah, blizzards new thing is Redemption, Kerrigan turned into glowing space jesus. WoW has a Light Demon and people have datamined models of Holy Illidan. Isn't that just an angel? 
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HardDiskD posted:Isn't that just an angel? Did I stutter?  It's a demon that decided to start following the Light, Paladins get him as an order hall follower.
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Aren't WoW demons just aliens that decided to follow Sargeras, who's also an alien?
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Aliens that've chowed down on enough Fel Energy to become functionally immortal(You can't kill a demon unless you do so in the Twisting Nether. If you destroy them anywhere else their soul just goes back to the nether and makes a new body) and inimical to all life. Lothraxion there somehow ate enough Holy energy to counteract that.
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Kurieg posted:Aliens that've chowed down on enough Fel Energy to become functionally immortal(You can't kill a demon unless you do so in the Twisting Nether. If you destroy them anywhere else their soul just goes back to the nether and makes a new body) and inimical to all life. Lothraxion there somehow ate enough Holy energy to counteract that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7w64fbqYQY
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Half the fun of playing WoW is seeing how dumb the plot can get.
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That's the same thing people say about wrestling. As for my guilty pleasures, I watch GoT for the violence, nudity and nude violence. But I also find the plot sophisticated and well thought out in advance.
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Stealing from the OSHA thread: Remember that Chinese lane-straddling bus that absolutely, positively could not work and was very obviously a scam? Turns out it was a scam. It's been left abandoned in the middle of a road, which is now blocked off and taking up three lanes of traffic. They can't get hold of the managers of the project, and it sounds like the company leased that track of road until September 2017 so it's just living there until then, when some poor city workers will probably have to scrap it.  http://shanghaiist.com/2016/12/05/straddling_bus_abandoned.php
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"Ahh I'm going too fast, better press the brake harder!" - person with their foot on the gas pedal
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Kay Kessler posted:Man, you gotta work hard to piss off a mantis. For remorseless killing machines, they're pretty docile towards humans. Mantis wasn't even mad, kid and whatever adult pulled it away are just pansies. I had a mantis as a pet a long time ago and when they're pissed they usually look like this:  And do a comical karate-chop style strike at whatever is nearby, it's pretty great to watch
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Man, that hubcap took no effort to pop off.
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At the car wash! Whoa whoa WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!!!!
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Kurieg posted:At the car wash! Whoa whoa WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!!!! 
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