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Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




I dont think its "rolling with the punches" if you're not smart enough to understand why everyone is punching you.

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Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

I dont think its "rolling with the punches" if you're not smart enough to understand why everyone is punching you.

Forums poster Six-Of-Hearts, you're not supposed to have an opinion about why people why the feel they way they feel here on the SomethingAwful.com forums, I can tell you first hand.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Check out little Caesar here with the hot and ready takes

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

Forums poster Six-Of-Hearts, you're not supposed to have an opinion about why people why the feel they way they feel here on the SomethingAwful.com forums, I can tell you first hand.
Sir, this is the Funny Forums Quotes thread.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Mr. Bad Guy posted:

Forums poster Six-Of-Hearts, you're not supposed to have an opinion about why people why the feel they way they feel here on the SomethingAwful.com forums, I can tell you first hand.

Sir, this is the McDonald's drive through...

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

I'm going to be honest, if "McDonalds Drive-Thru" is a meme, I wasn't there for it, so I'm just confused. Got a sweet custom Avatar out of that whole thing though it's a win in my book.

Lmao not often the source shows up here.

lamey_whinehouse
Jul 5, 2007

by Smythe

Burt Sexual posted:

Lmao not often the source shows up here.

Just out of curiosity, what ARE the origins of the meme?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

lamey_whinehouse posted:

Just out of curiosity, what ARE the origins of the meme?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...net-legend.html

E: no, that's not it

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

sirbeefalot posted:

WHOA too many olives.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

I dont think its "rolling with the punches" if you're not smart enough to understand why everyone is punching you.

Ah, the MisterBibs approach.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

3 olives is too many.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

lamey_whinehouse posted:

Just out of curiosity, what ARE the origins of the meme?

Idk I saw it here a few years ago

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




VanSandman posted:

Ah, the MisterBibs approach.

Every time i see a post by MisterBibs i read it in the voice of Karen from Mean Girls and have this mental image of her in a life and death struggle with a portillos hot dog mortal kombat style.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

I'm going to be honest, if "McDonalds Drive-Thru" is a meme, I wasn't there for it, so I'm just confused. Got a sweet custom Avatar out of that whole thing though it's a win in my book.

you are apocalyptically stupid

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Everyone knows Three Olives is too much.

hanyolo
Jul 18, 2013
I am an employee of the Microsoft Gaming Division and they pay me to defend the Xbox One on the Something Awful Forums

3olivespostinghistory.JPG

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
*clop clop clop stomp stomp stOMP SLAM* HEY THREE OLIVES THAT'S MORE THAN ENOUGH RIGHT

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Coucho Marx posted:

oh poor o'l Freckles, thought of holes and died

(couldn't find the thread, but here's a link to Fishmech's tumblr with the full quote)

Dunno why it was in the feminism thread but here you go

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3520914&pagenumber=354&perpage=40#post417803256

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous

A number of FYAD guys were thread regulars, and the thread would often follow up on seriously depressing topics with hilarious derails like that one. It struck a surprisingly good balance between serious discussion, comedy, and visceral annihilation of trolls for way longer than anyone really expected it to.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

VanSandman posted:

Ah, the MisterBibs approach.

wimp_lo.flv

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

you are apocalyptically stupid

But still not as dumb as the goons who completely whiffed on that Ace Ventura quote.

lamey_whinehouse posted:

Just out of curiosity, what ARE the origins of the meme?

Simpsons.

sunken fleet
Apr 25, 2010

dreams of an unchanging future,
a today like yesterday,
a tomorrow like today.
Fallen Rib
So someone is shilling in the games forum for a crowdfunded game about France in the 18th century or something. Of course goons have been dog piling the PR guy or whatever he is who is shilling while the mods have been playing along. At some point the shill takes offense to goon outcry for a guillotine, so of course theres pages of guillotine jokes and then this happens.

vanisher posted:

I certainly am not trying to harass anyone
I thought the dev was pretty okay with light jokes from their posting
Just let me know if you'd like to make this a serious thread and I'm happy to jump on board


The whole thread is worth a read but vanisher knocks it out of the park.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Aphrodite posted:

But still not as dumb as the goons who completely whiffed on that Ace Ventura quote.

no he's more stupid than them

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



Aphrodite posted:

But still not as dumb as the goons who completely whiffed on that Ace Ventura quote.

all I remember about that movie is that the guy, the main guy, talks with his butt and that I am dumber for remembering that

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
It's a 22 year old movie. There are people in the US old enough to drink now who weren't even born when it came out.

I think we can give people a pass for being a bit fuzzy on the details.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Avenging_Mikon posted:

Everyone knows Three Olives is too much.

Imagine Three Olives on the edge of a cliff.

Now, stop masturbating.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Gorilla Salad posted:

It's a 22 year old movie. There are people in the US old enough to drink now who weren't even born when it came out.

I think we can give people a pass for being a bit fuzzy on the details.

Sic transit gloria picturi movens.

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

Oh that's why that rpg thread was/is stickied.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

this is so beautiful i want to cry

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Lincoln`s Wax posted:

My mom did too! Freaky. Fun story from preschool- in order to hold our attention at mealtime prayer, the teacher would use this rubber yoda puppet to lead prayer and somehow I made the connection that yoda was the embodiment of god on earth and yoda demanded prayer at all times, even when he was on screen. Made watching return of the Jedi pretty interesting, yoda dies and I'm like "What did I do?"

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich

Gorilla Salad posted:

It's a 22 year old movie. There are people in the US old enough to drink now who weren't even born when it came out.

I think we can give people a pass for being a bit fuzzy on the details.

They were talking about that exact scene when he posted.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

you are apocalyptically stupid

and you are posting about posters in pyf

who is owning who

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Aren't we all in a way posting about posters itt? 🤔

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Powaqoatse posted:

Aren't we all in a way posting about posters itt? 🤔

One of the articles of the Treaty of PYFalia is that the Funny Quotes Thread must never become self-sufficient.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Mea culpa. My penance amends(?):

SmokaDustbowl posted:

for real who doesn't have a bottle opener on their keys?


fishmech posted:

seems like an inconvenient way to open your bottles


(also weirdly, these are not from TFR)

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theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
Any true alcoholic goes straight to the nearest door jamb when fsced with a no-twist cap

Thermos H Christ
Sep 6, 2007

WINNINGEST BEVO

theres a will theres moe posted:

Any true alcoholic goes straight to the nearest door jamb when fsced with a no-twist cap

I think the lighter and the dedicated bottle opener that one obviously has on one's keychain are both entirely acceptable alternatives

Mr. Crane
May 16, 2009

The deranged
golem-android is both beautiful and dangerous.
Requesting a quote:

IIRC It was a guy writing a book and he decided to emulate a character: The quote in question was him in a 7-11 behind a girl at a slushie machine, he told her he'd buy her the biggest size cup, and ended with the revelation that pronouncing things is hard. I've tried googling but no luck.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Thermos H Christ posted:

I think the lighter and the dedicated bottle opener that one obviously has on one's keychain are both entirely acceptable alternatives

ya but then you dont get to say "gently caress you fishmech" cleanly

(irl I've opened beers with newspapers line anyone, even beltbuckles! anyway true alcoholics don't give a gently caress abut small stuff. Just smash the neck off on a table, it's fine)

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funmanguy
Apr 20, 2006

What time is it?
I open beer bottles with my teeth.

Well, I did when I had teeth.

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