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Beet Wagon posted:Well that made for an interesting day. NOOOoooo, not your Toyota Yarris!
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Dec 23, 2016 01:04
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Ol Cactus Dick posted:I think the most commented post ever on r/dereksmart isn't even about derek smart. That is going to make derek very upset. The best part of the thread is if they get too butthurt by it the mods will close it, or delete it if it goes too poorly.
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Dec 23, 2016 01:07
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do the windscreen wipers raise up to protect you? (glad all ok though)
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Dec 23, 2016 01:10
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I'm legitimately concerned about that dude, he posts the weirdest loving poo poo for literally no reason. Derek has never, that I've seen, threaten anyone involved in any of this poo poo with physical harm. He's never alluded to it or suggested he wants to confront or even meet with anyone at CIG. How the gently caress do you get from 'I would take them to court' and 'this poo poo-show is going to collapse' to "...he'd probably have tried to kidnap her by now."? Just like the start of the second comment, who the gently caress says poo poo like that? It's not a cliche or quote like 'I would give my firstborn child', or 'I would give my left-testicle'. It's just loving horrible, out of place, dumb poo poo that no normal person would type. Hopefully he's posted enough of this type of weird crap online that he's on some sort of watchlist, especially when poo poo goes south with RSI (I assume he's a backer?).
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Dec 23, 2016 01:11
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Beet Wagon posted:Well that made for an interesting day. I've taxed worse.  Seriously though, glad you and family are ok. 
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Dec 23, 2016 01:22
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Beet Wagon posted:Well that made for an interesting day. Crumple zones — one of the many reasons why you'll want to understand physics.
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Dec 23, 2016 01:23
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Is the dogge ok?
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Dec 23, 2016 01:24
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Daztek posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/5jsjwu/this_game_its_so_beautiful_im_looking_out_the/ I concur. My yard is full of phong shaded pyramids with only 64x64 bitmaps applied to them. My grass is just a green plane with pixel color applied to each corner.
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Dec 23, 2016 01:26
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*release a patch that crashes on launch* *release another patch that removes crash* Wow! the game is butter smooth, stable, and ready to release. *poo poo is still broke and stuff is missing*
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Dec 23, 2016 01:27
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orcinus posted:Hey, i never called anyone a crazed gun maniac. I could totally get behind that now. There are some people who own guns who probably should not even be allowed to own a nerf gun much less the real kind.
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Dec 23, 2016 01:29
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Tokamak posted:*release a patch that crashes on launch*
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Dec 23, 2016 01:46
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 I can't get over how many citizens are saying that SM is a good FPS. I'm not a huge FPS player, but I have played CS, Quake 3, Halo 2, etc. and still play the occasional single player FPS like Wolfenstein and Doom. It's pretty clear even from video that it is nowhere near any popular game. It plays like a FFA arena shooter with no consideration given to weapon balance or 'moment to moment' strategic decision making and flow. If you don't ignore the networking or that there is never going to be 'high level play' due to no ranked/private matchmaking, it's trash tier.
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Dec 23, 2016 01:57
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Yo is 2.6 live or did they postpone it till tomorrow? Hey guys, sorry I know I promised you you'd get friday off if you crunched extra hard this week but I guess you didnt crunch hard enough.
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Dec 23, 2016 01:57
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There's still one more day left in the week...
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Dec 23, 2016 01:59
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Tokamak posted:There's still one more day left in the week... The production table literally ended today. There is nothing left there. Abrupt ending on a thursday, like they knew nothing was going to happen on the 23rd.
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Dec 23, 2016 02:03
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Tokamak posted:
Yeah but you didn't spend 4+ figures on those shooters so you didn't need to justify it to yourself.
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Dec 23, 2016 02:07
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hello this probably won't be reposted or seen anywhere or cared about but whatever
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Dec 23, 2016 02:12
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TheAgent posted:
Okay I guess you're not talking about a homeless shelter
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Dec 23, 2016 02:18
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TheAgent posted:hello Starcitizen: You're literally killing dogs by backing
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Dec 23, 2016 02:20
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TheAgent posted:hello e-hug
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Dec 23, 2016 02:21
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Foo Diddley posted:Okay I guess you're not talking about a homeless shelter the county has a 1.5b project for the homeless now, as well as a huge multimillon project for addicts I'm glad of it and I tried to get into the homeless cause awhile back and I still donate but I wasn't cut out for it
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Dec 23, 2016 02:22
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Tokamak posted:
To me this affirms the idea that citizens are not gamers. The comments are so polarized and absent objective ideas about actual mechanics or anything gamers speak about. This is all so Chris v Derek and ED v SC, it can't even be taken seriously because there is nothing in their messages that express an understanding of what makes a game good. We've all played through crap games because a single element or mechanic was innovative or cool. Rarely is a game the full on Bees Knees, and as a result we as gamers are able to communicate what we like, what we are annoyed by, and how one can overshadow the other. These guys though, they can't even talk about Overwatch in any serious sense, all they have can say is that it's bad, not even why. I imagine most of these people saw an Overwatch trailer and thought "nope, that's kids stuff. I'm happy to wait for the real game that Chris is making for me". I just can't believe these self proclaimed gamers literally can't speak about games, to them waiting for Chris is the game, and Derek was built as the enemy. Overwatch is good and fun, I would be happy to elaborate on this point but here I feel like it goes without saying.
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Dec 23, 2016 02:23
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Beet Wagon posted:Well that made for an interesting day. Dude, your parallel parking skills are tight! Much respect.
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Dec 23, 2016 02:24
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Im turned off by Overwatch because of its childish aesthetic Its like one of...those games with the community that likes to pretend theyre playing sports
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TheAgent posted:the county has a 1.5b project for the homeless now, as well as a huge multimillon project for addicts Nice I got a superpower; I can see the homeless They're invisible to everyone else
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Dec 23, 2016 02:27
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 The archering was coming from inside the thread all along!  Say it ain't so,  ! Say it ain't so! 
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Dec 23, 2016 02:29
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Major Tom did disclose that he spends close to 90 hours a week rummaging through the web in the hopes of finding even a single bug. They are extremely rare, and almost impossible to replicate. His work involves an incredible amount of investigation, off-line spying on CIG, and even bribing the biggest hacker groups on the dark web. It truly is a passion and a way of life for him.
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Dec 23, 2016 02:35
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Rad Russian posted:Major Tom did disclose that he spends close to 90 hours a week rummaging through the web in the hopes of finding even a single bug. They are extremely rare, and almost impossible to replicate. His work involves an incredible amount of investigation, off-line spying on CIG, and even bribing the biggest hacker groups on the dark web. It truly is a passion and a way of life for him. sometimes the game is just so rock solid he has to resort to hacking the config files to make dereks deadline. But you didnt hear that from me.
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Dec 23, 2016 02:38
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Foo Diddley posted:Nice I don't even pay for tix when I go, I buy $12 beers and too much food and I wonder what the gently caress I'm doing with all this money as there are literally people starving 500 feet away shits hosed, and I realized I could help, even a little but it's never enough, unfortunately
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Dec 23, 2016 02:40
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btw for the people I mentioned that didn't want something from steam, I made a donation to a random local charity I support
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Dec 23, 2016 02:41
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Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:Sometimes someone's life's calling is to make life-size statues of anime characters. If my life calling was making sexually explicit figures of underage cartoon characters, I'd expect someone to stop me.
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Dec 23, 2016 02:45
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I want this game to come out so badly, just to see the posts when goons ruin it. I know it won't, but god dammit I want it to.
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Dec 23, 2016 02:46
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Phi230 posted:Im turned off by Overwatch because of its childish aesthetic This is truth. But it is still a good game. Gamers seem to not pretend so much though, gamers game. Citizens pretend gaming is something else and it is utterly sad. Most gamers will also engage in sports, life, love, loss, hair removal etc. Those that pretend something during gaming times are just sad, not sad gamers, just sad.
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Dec 23, 2016 02:47
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Phi230 posted:Im turned off by Overwatch because of its childish aesthetic
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Dec 23, 2016 02:50
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MeLKoR posted:
PGabz make a video where you press the "tab" key
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Dec 23, 2016 02:50
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DigitalMocking posted:I want this game to come out so badly, just to see the posts when goons ruin it. Why choose? It crashes and burns — citizens wail and cry and scream themselves hoarse over how the evil goons ruined everything. But then! A noble effort is made to buy up all the assets and create a community fan game out of the ashes, hope returns, up until when the goons start playing the beta to the point where the developers just give up — citizens wail and cry and scream themselves double-hoarse over how the evil goons ruined everything twice.
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Dec 23, 2016 02:51
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also gently caress every neuvo riche piece of poo poo that complains about taxes or how much poo poo costs and abhors donating to charity (besides for the tax breaks) gently caress you
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hmmm I'm caring in the star citizen thread gently caress
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