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Ola
Jul 19, 2004

I thought the lines seemed very stiff, albeit funny, apart from these two things:

Data Graham posted:

Jeremy trying quite genuinely to keep a straight face while they're poking him with blow-up doll parts) and the bulls loving each other on the car scale

It's easy to write a Moroccan bull going gay for another, but to produce it...

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Also no american doing a lap. The celebrity death was setup well.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


http://jalopnik.com/top-gears-famous-test-track-is-about-to-turn-into-a-hou-1790228886

The local government has decided to improve the Dunsfold Aerodrome area, building 1800 new houses. If you hurry, maybe you too can buy a house on the track.

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
GWiz battleship and the Eco Landy challenge were excellent.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
New ep will have mustang vs focus rs

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Eifert Posting posted:

New ep will have mustang vs focus rs

I felt it twitch just reading that...

Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf
Hope it's at least a gt350!

GabbiLB
Jul 14, 2004

~toot~
This was the best ep of The Grand Tour so far. Thoroughly enjoyed every bit of it.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Just got to the segment. So glad the beeb didn't stop their Christmas car gift reviews I always loved those and hoped they'd continue.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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I don't understand their episode theming at all. They go to Finland and they do a "love letter to Ford" episode.

Not that I'm complaining. Mustang vs RS, heh, :getin: And the GT film was one of the best "story" segments they've ever done. Thank you James for going deep on the details.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Data Graham posted:

I don't understand their episode theming at all. They go to Finland and they do a "love letter to Ford" episode.

Not that I'm complaining. Mustang vs RS, heh, :getin: And the GT film was one of the best "story" segments they've ever done. Thank you James for going deep on the details.

It was up there with their senna tribute imo. I don't know much about motorsport but love cars, so the rivalry piece tonight was excellent. Glad to get schooled on a subject I know little about

the guy from Semisonic
Jan 13, 2006

Let's kick some gigabutt!

Bleak Gremlin
I liked the jab at Nu-TopGear.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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I couldn't believe James' didn't say "oh cock"

taco_fox
Dec 14, 2005

I could listen to James May documentaries all day :allears:

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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the guy from Semisonic posted:

I liked the jab at Nu-TopGear.

"better slow down here... show some respect."

:bravo:

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗
Best episode yet, and for the first time actually felt like Top Gear.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Data Graham posted:

I couldn't believe James' didn't say "oh cock"

I was begging for it and the cock never came.

...wait

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
That was a great episode. Probably because it was all based on American things.

CornHolio
May 20, 2001

Toilet Rascal

RillAkBea
Oct 11, 2008

Data Graham posted:

I don't understand their episode theming at all. They go to Finland and they do a "love letter to Ford" episode.

Not that I'm complaining. Mustang vs RS, heh, :getin: And the GT film was one of the best "story" segments they've ever done. Thank you James for going deep on the details.

The GT 40 film was amazing. I've recently taken a more active interest in car racing heritage so this couldn't have come at a better time. Why can't companies today be quite so awesomely petty? :allears:

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Shareholders.

RillAkBea
Oct 11, 2008

Cojawfee posted:

Shareholders.

Well yes, that, Ralph Nader, the UN and oversized multinationals but still... :allears:

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Maybe if buying stock in a company required you to have even the most basic interest in what they do, companies could do more cool stuff.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
Well, it'd help if the rules for rallying/tintop racing were still "do what you like as long as you sell it to people in the same spec".

Rubiks Pubes
Dec 5, 2003

I wanted to be a neo deconstructivist, but Mom wouldn't let me.
I wonder if their nicknames ( mcaptain slow etc) are off limits? They haven't used them I don't think.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
If anyone especially liked May's GT40 segment, I recommend hunting out a copy of Target 200, a Ford period newsreel type film, as well as This Time Tomorrow.

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.
"Who is going to buy a ford focus when for the same money you can have a V8 Engine Mustang?"
"No one."

Lost my poo poo.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Yeah I would take the rs if it were significantly more expensive if those were my two options.


Great episode.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


I like ice cream and I liked most of that episode. I skip over anything with Mike Skinner though.

I had to look up those Rocket Skates on youtube. Why would they ever market a retail version that leaves you hobbling around when not actively power rolling? The wheels should retract so you can walk normally.

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




The British Institute of Car Chases segment was awesome with an awesome finish.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


fyodor posted:

"better slow down here... show some respect."

:bravo:

That was brilliant. I bet they ave been trying to figure out how to shoe-horn that in. Bravo.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
^^^
What's the joke there? I haven't seen the new-Top Gear at all yet.

This was basically old-Top Gear awesome level, great episode all-around. Still, they're really wasting their time going around the world and not doing anything locally. They should've had the guys build a Datsun 100A and chop wood while drinking beer, at least.

The only disappointment was that nobody used "Ambitious but rubbish", I think that would be pretty accurate in general.

Galler
Jan 28, 2008


Looks like it was in reference to this. Ken Block, with Matt LeBlanc riding shotgun, in the 'hoonicorn' mustang did his usual thing near the memorial.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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mobby_6kl posted:

The only disappointment was that nobody used "Ambitious but rubbish", I think that would be pretty accurate in general.

Last week (?) they poked fun at this, apparently it's one of those catchphrases they're not allowed to use anymore. They were all like "It's almost as though we tried to do something really impressive, but we failed in a really spectacular way... I sure wish there were some kind of phrase to describe this..."

E: A shame because it would have made a good condom slogan.

coolskillrex remix
Jan 1, 2007

gorsh
Does anyone else think the music is really boring or just plain bad?

Episode 6 had faint hints of good music but most of the time its just really BAD. I understand bbc had an awesome license so music didnt really cost top gear anything but amazon needs to work on licensing film soundtracks again..

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
I don't really notice music, so not really.

dk2m
May 6, 2009

mobby_6kl posted:

Still, they're really wasting their time going around the world and not doing anything locally. They should've had the guys build a Datsun 100A and chop wood while drinking beer, at least.

:same:

What is the point of moving around if the segments don't have anything to do with the location? I don't really get it, it seems like a total waste.

I was hoping that they would have something interesting with the Saab and the Porsche that showed up in the intro.

That said, the GT40 segment was top notch, May did an amazing job on keeping it interesting throughout.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Because it's a global show it and allows people around the world to see the show live.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
I'd like each episode to be based on local car culture too, but I can see why it'd be a massive logistical pain to do.

Though it's not like they're lacking the funds to do it.

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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


The only real "local car culture" segment they've done is the South African drifting thing they sent James on, right?

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