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:getin: or :frogout:
This poll is closed.
:boom: 38 17.35%
yes 34 15.53%
no 18 8.22%
maybe 22 10.05%
paging pagancow 40 18.26%
all of the above 24 10.96%
:same: 43 19.63%
Total: 77 votes
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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
A package came to my house. it appeared to have been thrown over the fence with some force.



A cursory inspection revealed: recycled packaging



Ok, well, get under that and

oh dear



better open this gingerly



"yospos handwriting strikes again" and some pokemons were stuffed in the scroll



closeup of the pokemons (I actually liked turtwig)



I am a huge fan of scottish shortbread and this will definitely be welcome!



A pile of fudge that I will probably get sick of very quickly but I enjoy it while I can



a carefully wrapped present, about the size of a blu ray



hmm, not familiar with this one






Aha! I was wondering if I'd enjoy this game, but it's not the kind of thing I'd buy for myself, so thanks a bunch! I checked and it will work on my console but if I want to use DLC I'll have to make a UK PSN account... I've jumped through worse hoops for video games I guess.

Thanks forums poster Valeyard!

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burning swine
May 26, 2004



"What's to-day?" cried Scrooge, calling downward to a boy in Sunday clothes, who perhaps had loitered in to look about him.

"Eh?" returned the boy, with all his might of wonder.

"What's to-day, my fine fellow?" said Scrooge.

"To-day?" replied the boy. "Why, it's yosmas day!"


A package arrived...


:eyepop:


:eyepop::eyepop:


:eyepop::eyepop::eyepop:

I'll be opening later tonight when I've got time, STAY TUNED

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


I'm the black

burning swine
May 26, 2004



holy poo poo there's a lot of stuff in this box, this is going to take me more than one post

minifoo loving killing it this yosmas, 2016 is saved after all

~box opening~

oh god a laptop case :stare:

BEERS, OF THE GODS


A good book. I shall enjoy reading about drinking, while drinking


An ae86 hotwheels, someone must have stalked my post history :3


A note?


God drat this is adorable


you really captured my dog's retarded side


finally... teh laptop case


oh god, i'm a mac haver now :gay:

an ominous note...


The power supply and SCSI cd rom hinted at earlier in the thread


~software~ hell yeah i'm playin myst and balancing my checkbook with the power of quicken 2000


A day of the devs poster and user guides!


Holy crap thank you minifoo... I may have to wait a day before I embark on the journey of powering this beast on, but rest assured I'll poast when I do

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


cheers minifoo, glad u liked the stuff.


btw the astronaut info might say "do not use outside" and if it's anything like the other one i had, def. follow that advice. otherwise it will go up and up and disappear forever.



Cat Face Joe posted:



hello Samuel L ACKSYN

your santa says to be on the look out for your gift on friday


k ill keep an eye open.

Lain Iwakura
Aug 5, 2004

The body exists only to verify one's own existence.

Taco Defender
Old Macs own

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
lol that's a good mac

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
tried some fudge. it tasted like caramel

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
my lord yosmas is loving killin it this year

burning swine
May 26, 2004



oh man i even forgot a picture


a Core 2 Duo e6750 for my collection and a chick tract


usin this to plan my upcoming trip to hell

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
ahhhhh gently caress i could've included some oglaf chick tracts that would've been good

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

MiniFoo posted:




F-14s rule




this is loving awesome

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



good choice in sending deans valeyard, best in shortbread

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
it's good shortbread. better than walkers

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Cat Face Joe posted:



hello Samuel L ACKSYN

your santa says to be on the look out for your gift on friday

via the magic of yosmas friday has become today!

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Roosevelt posted:

this is loving awesome

agreed

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.

yeah. Solid work here peeps! It's really lifting my spirits.

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord

Symbolic Butt posted:

my gift arrived at customs :pray:

edit: oh actually it's on route to customs

quote:

22/12/2016 12:13 RFB - Liberado sem Tributação / BR

this means it got no taxes :vince: :vince: :vince:

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
What's this? some kind of package?

http://i.imgur.com/FKZN381l.jpg

With a note?

http://i.imgur.com/tniOcIQl.jpg

And a dope-rear end shirt I'm going to wear all the time?

http://i.imgur.com/pP5ZT1Vl.jpg

a large hefty pillow of bubble wrap

http://i.imgur.com/b2gDbXIl.jpg

what was at the core of the bubble wrap

http://i.imgur.com/PYt5QUtl.jpg

Rice based alcohols! Perfect! My wife is allergic to rice so these are mine all mine.

http://i.imgur.com/48v0UyLl.jpg

It fits right on the shelf with the rest!

http://i.imgur.com/AfGQ8Bal.jpg

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
drat

want dat share z0ne tshirt

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


holy moly :eyepop:


i came home and found a strange package waiting on the porch.








everything is wrapped in a ReBoot fanfiction.
i love it



we have a bluray of a movie that i actually haven't seen, although heard good things and so ive been meaning to.


a movie about killer poop i guess



some beef jerky that is bound to be incredible but i haven't tried it yet



a dvd and a thermometer for cooking meats





holy poo poo! goddam man, wow.



a bluray of a movie that i think i heard of.




a sharpener. this is hella good cause i actually was at the store the other day and was looking at buying a sharpener but didn't.



a poster of retro video game-ness






and here's the note, written on a mcdonalds napkin.



Thanks, Wrath of the Bitch King! I'm definitely going to have to step up my cooking game to do that knife justice.

CrazyLittle
Sep 11, 2001





Clapping Larry
nice knife
bad sharpener.

pull throughs sharpeners are better than having a dull knife, but stones & honing give a sharper and longer lasting edge than that thing.

but holy shittt pisss a freaking global knife for yosmas???? :wow:

CrazyLittle fucked around with this message at 00:00 on Dec 23, 2016

Wrath of the Bitch King
May 11, 2005

Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.
Glad you liked the stuff man. I bought that sharpener because it's a decent starter one, and I would've felt a little cruel throwing you to the wolves with a duo-whetstone and a guide or two. I used to use a minosharp back in the day before I moved to doing it the "right way" and it worked just fine. Not nearly as precise as a trained hand but it gets the job done, and not everybody wants to go full blacksmith on their poo poo.

CrazyLittle
Sep 11, 2001





Clapping Larry

Wrath of the Bitch King posted:

not everybody wants to go full blacksmith on their poo poo.

i ummm... i'll be over *there*...

Wrath of the Bitch King
May 11, 2005

Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.
Samuel L. Acksyn: If you do decide to go down the dark tunnel of hate and failure that is knife sharpening using a whetstone, I implore you. Please, for the love of God, don't start your practicing with that knife.

Also the wife and I had made you cookies and some homemade dog treats, but all the glassware it was in got shattered when I messed my car up on Saturday, so...

Merry Christmas.

CrazyLittle
Sep 11, 2001





Clapping Larry

Wrath of the Bitch King posted:

the dark tunnel of hate and failure that is knife sharpening using a whetstone
:sweatdrop: *tests my blade on my thigh...* :emo:

Wrath of the Bitch King posted:

Please, for the love of God, don't start your practicing with that knife.
he's totally right about this tho. seriously. start with a cheap knife to get the hang of it.

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003
pro knife, nice

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


Wrath of the Bitch King posted:

Samuel L. Acksyn: If you do decide to go down the dark tunnel of hate and failure that is knife sharpening using a whetstone, I implore you. Please, for the love of God, don't start your practicing with that knife.

Also the wife and I had made you cookies and some homemade dog treats, but all the glassware it was in got shattered when I messed my car up on Saturday, so...

Merry Christmas.


no worries, i got a bunch of cheap knifes i can learn on. (if i decide to go down that tunnel)



sorry to hear about your car.

Thanks again! and Merry Christmas!

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



pro-loving knife, holy poo poo

Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



!!!! Yosmas Incoming !!!!



A package!!!



poo poo wrong package!!!!!

[timg]http://i.imgur.com/6u21o8p.jpg[/timg]

Right package!!!!!



We've got a toy for my foster, and a cool little game for me! I'll probably attempt to play this tomorrow, actually, it'll go well for game night.


:catdrugs: that's the high test poo poo



A wrastlin' dude that opens bottles.



Like cat drugs, but for people!



Thanks Joe!

I wonder what the art is?

Oh.

Holy poo poo TIME TO BREAK TABLES!

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

hmm, a lot of new emails juswhat the everliving shi



:aaa:

Thanks so much, Steamy Santa! That's gonna keep me out of trouble for a loooong time :toot:

e: more like Skyl<3lazer amirite

flakeloaf fucked around with this message at 02:36 on Dec 23, 2016

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!

Cat Face Joe posted:



hello suffix

The tracking # for your package said:
"An attempt has been made to deliver the shipment, but the recipient/address was not found. The shipment can be collected at your pick up point."

Have you received the notification of the missed delivery? If not, report in the thread so your Santa can forward the pickup information for you.

sorry, i missed this. i haven't seen any delivery notes, but i got your message with the pick-up information

unfortunately im away now and won't be able to pick it up before january the 2nd. :( sorry about that, i'll pick it up as soon as i'm able

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
oh poo poo, did the YOSMAS arrive??! it's from "james"!




lol wonder what's in this letter




uh... oh......




lol okay




suddenly the hand sanitizer makes so much more sense




jesus christ




seems legit




lol best use of gentoo linux






okay maybe this wasn't the yosmas :xd:

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

im the cupcake chard

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

priiiiiimo

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe

:toot:

CrazyLittle
Sep 11, 2001





Clapping Larry

bump_fn posted:

crazy little taste the malory


and then probe me fore it lol

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)



it tates like leather tanning lotion

no, on second thought it tastes like 6 hours.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I want to point out that I sent a clean laptop

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

CrazyLittle posted:



it tates like leather tanning lotion

no, on second thought it tastes like 6 hours.

do the honorable and probe urself for having a hello kitty glass of all things for god's sake

u cannot probe a man and not fall on your own blade for such transgressions

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Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
don't hello kitty shame

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