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Double Bill
Jan 29, 2006

dreezy posted:

I want a star war movie that explains what the heck the Force is all about. like what is its deal, just magic or something? where does it come from? cmon Disney I wanna know!

Lucas explained it in the prequels and it was so dumb I doubt it'll get mentioned in any SW movie ever again

So yeah, back to magic

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Magic is science.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
All movies are fan service, when you think about it

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpuJHE6z24k

Gonk!

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

a bone to pick posted:

When are we finally getting a spinoff for this guy??



his son was working for forest witaker in R1, what more do u want???

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Carrie Fisher is in bad shape from a heart attack.

http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-38423963

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I hope a lot of neckbearded grognards go to her funeral dressed as star wras characters

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

oohhboy posted:

Carrie Fisher is in bad shape from a heart attack.

http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-38423963

Cocaine is a helluva drug!

Think they'll have a CGI corpse at the funeral?

Krowley
Feb 15, 2008

gently caress 2016

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
so is she actually dead yet or what.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

dreezy posted:

so is she actually dead yet or what.

"Hope"

thexerox123
Aug 17, 2007

dreezy posted:

so is she actually dead yet or what.

She's apparently been upgraded from critical condition to stable condition! :unsmith:

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urd5vtoGmfI

CHRISTMAS IS HERE, A JOSHLESS BOTW

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

There's boobs in this poo poo.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

"Christmas is gonna cum early this year."

thexerox123
Aug 17, 2007

reignofevil posted:

There's boobs in this poo poo.

Like, uncensored? I was literally just about to start watching it in public on a train :/

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

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DoctorStrangelove posted:

"Christmas is gonna cum early this year."

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

thexerox123 posted:

Like, uncensored? I was literally just about to start watching it in public on a train :/

uncencored. quite a lot of them though. good episode.

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!
Oh my god RepliGator is killing me.

thexerox123
Aug 17, 2007

reignofevil posted:

There's boobs in this poo poo.

Randarkman posted:

uncencored. quite a lot of them though. good episode.

Thanks for the heads up, then!

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

The Archaic posted:

Oh my god RepliGator is killing me.

Are you a gay zombie now?

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
This BOTW really poo poo the bed

Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.
A man having sex with his wife must be perverted to that guy considering he wants to turn burly hunks into topless alligator bimbos to gently caress.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

Dmitri-9 posted:

A man having sex with his wife must be perverted to that guy considering he wants to turn burly hunks into topless alligator bimbos to gently caress.

It was clearly highlighted that it was his wife and also the neighbor, who came over for a threesome.

That's just unwholesome compared to engaging in sex with one man-turned-woman-turned-alligator.

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet

Ice Cream Barbara posted:

This BOTW really poo poo the bed
Its not AAAAAS bad AAAAAAS other youtube shows.

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!
The Johnson Family Christmas Reviews are great:

Amazon.com posted:

THIS MOVIE IS TERRIBLE. IT IS BELOW LOW BUDGET. THE ACTORS ARE TERRIBLE AND SO IS THE STORY LINE! SAVE YOUR MONEY AND RUN AWAY FROM THIS MOVIE

Amazon.com posted:

I am the type of person who usually goes against reviews in an attempt to support Black media. Up until this point, I have never felt that it was a waste. This movie certainly changed that. I have never seen such a horrible movie. All of the previous reviews are accurate descriptions of the horrendous nature of this movie. I purchased this movie so that my family and I can continue in our tradition of watching holiday movies with a black cast. I was so embarrassed. My parents and sister kept asking me what in devil did I have them watching. After 15 mins, my family began commentary about the movie. The commentary was WAY better than the movie. I guess the movie did work to give my family and I some laughs, but we could have found laughs without me wasting my money. PLEASE DO NOT PURCHASE THIS MOVIE!!!!!

And the only 5 star review:

Amazon.com posted:

Terrible movie. Cheaply made.

monster on a stick
Apr 29, 2013
And I was looking forward to The Legend of Gator Face. :smith:

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

reignofevil posted:

There's boobs in this poo poo.

titty scat. my fav.

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!

Ice Cream Barbara posted:

This BOTW really poo poo the bed
yeah it will offend all the people who thought just because they make fun of sjws that they support trump

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
No vote is still a vote for Trump. The electoral college is going to win dude. My vote doesn't matter now thanks electoral college, um, because they win. You negated my vote, thanks democracy! - ‎Mike Stoklasa, 24/12/2016

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

thexerox123 posted:

Thanks for the heads up, then!

Hey, sorry there. I meant "censored". somehow I hosed that up. All the boobs are censored.

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Alligator was the only thing separating this from being a Wheel of the Worst. I could totally see the other two glued onto it and spun around.

thexerox123
Aug 17, 2007

Randarkman posted:

Hey, sorry there. I meant "censored". somehow I hosed that up. All the boobs are censored.

Oh, no big deal, it probably would've been awkward to watch on the train anyways. I'll just watch it now that I'm home.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Relin posted:

yeah it will offend all the people who thought just because they make fun of sjws that they support trump

What a horrible post that completely misses the joke

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
I don't wanna babble, I wanna die

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
I'm glad the one guy learned how to drink wine from watching Half in the Bag.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Baronjutter posted:

That will never happen. In fact I'd be shocked if they don't make a Boba Fett movie where he's basically Goku because, as clearly established in the movies, he's the most absolute badass powerful mercenary in the galaxy because he hid in trash and fell in a hole.

They're going to put him in the Han Solo movie.

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Young Han Solo, meet baby Luke and Leia.

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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Nanomashoes posted:

Make a movie where this time the good guys build a death star.

A good death star vs an evil death star and they use mini death stars to deflect each others' beams

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