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Shepard definitely came back. As a machine god overmind ruling over an armada of unstoppable apocalypse monsters Control ending all da way
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Zzulu posted:Shepard definitely came back. If you weren't lazy with EMS.
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Dec 23, 2016 07:33
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Shepard died.
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Dec 23, 2016 07:55
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Dan Didio posted:Shepard died. Actually, they all died.
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Meme Effect is really gonna have to up their waifu game if they want to compete with the Overwatch shippers now.
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Dec 23, 2016 08:37
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Drifter posted:^^^ That is a terrible design practice and I despise Bioware games for using it. I always thought that this was the case anyway. Which is why I initially thought Peebee could be Shep and Liara's daughter, since she has eyebrows and that loving  But now that we know they left for Andromeda before ME3, I guess that can't be true.
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exquisite tea posted:Meme Effect is really gonna have to up their waifu game if they want to compete with the Overwatch shippers now. Maybe Ryder can do Tracer's victor rear end pose after each fight. Both Ryders that is.
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Dec 23, 2016 08:48
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Milky Moor posted:Actually, they all died. They did.
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DancingShade posted:Maybe Ryder can do Tracer's victor rear end pose after each fight. Both Ryders that is.  Team Ryder...with just a hint of incest.
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Dec 23, 2016 09:31
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*chortles heartily, wagging finger at the monitor* anime
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:Dan Dildo Can't not see it no matter how hard I try.
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Drifter posted:...this probably outs me as some closet furry or something, but I swear I'm not. Be at peace with yourself, fam
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Dec 23, 2016 12:22
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Fojar38 posted:Instead of you romancing someone, Pheebee romances you and this manifests as her visiting your quarters after every mission to check and see if you have something new to say You're just trying to get some crafting done or just enjoy how your quarters look, maybe drinking a beer or something; however, once again the crew wants to loving talk and mate as usual. The paragon option will be just to lock the door and wait for them to get bored while the renegade option is to punch them and dump them out the air lock. They'll be fine, they're still in their space suit/combat gear for some reason!
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exquisite tea posted:Meme Effect is really gonna have to up their waifu game if they want to compete with the Overwatch shippers now. Andromeda devs: 
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Drifter posted:IN Synthesis the robot tells you that the Reaper "civilizations" within each reaper will be shared amongst the rest of the poeple in the Universe and I'm just thinking like, if there's anything left that's recognizably cognizant within those reapers then they must be living some I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream life in there, what with the literally evil poo poo the reapers have been doing for millions of years. Apparently, the trauma of being kidnapped, watching zombies slaughter your people, and being agonizingly melted to merge with millions of strangers to form an undead civilization ending monster is just easy to wave off.
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Milky Moor posted:*chortles heartily, wagging finger at the monitor* *gif of man saying "...that's a penis!" but instead of penis he says anime*
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Dec 23, 2016 13:51
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So ME2 Engineer with Tali and Legion means 3 combat drones, which makes a multi-coloured drone party happening. Tali's is purpley-pink, Legions is green and mine is blue. It's like a christmas drone bauble party! Also spamming AI hacking from all 3 of us just results in everyone standing around awkwardly as everyone is your buddy with no shots fired. Good times. I love Engineers.
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Moola posted:*gif of man saying "...that's a penis!" but instead of penis he says anime* *gif of max from the film mad max: fury road saying: "that's bait" but he says anime instead of bait*
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i hope in andromeda they add the ability to take poop and piss breaks and if you go buy something from a shop you have to walk around the area with a big plastic bag dangling from your hands until you load back into your ship
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i hope they add sweat glands in me4 so i can bathe in my waifus sweat,
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YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:i hope in andromeda they add the ability to take poop and piss breaks and if you go buy something from a shop you have to walk around the area with a big plastic bag dangling from your hands until you load back into your ship ME3 was an industry pioneer in adding realistic poop features, as in the game was a pile of poo poo ahahahah
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Dan Didio posted:Shepard died. nah
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Shepard's dead and I can't wait for this game series to finally, mercifully die after the massive financial and critical failure of Mass Effect: Andromeda.
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picture if you can EA pumping out Mass Effect games - forever
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JawKnee posted:picture if you can EA pumping out Mass Effect games - forever 
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exquisite tea posted:Shepard's dead and I can't wait for this game series to finally, mercifully die after the massive financial and critical failure of Mass Effect: Andromeda. what if MEA is good ?
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exquisite tea posted:Shepard's dead and I can't wait for this game series to finally, mercifully die after the massive financial and critical failure of Mass Effect: Andromeda. Same but your posting.
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Moola posted:what if MEA is good That's a pretty interesting hypothetical, actually.
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:Dan Dildo does that guy still post here?
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so I'm playing mass effect 1 and you're telliin me that the thorian is a 40,000+ year old telepathic being that lives in like a parking garage or something and all you need to do to kill it is shoot some tentacles a couple of times?
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The Walrus posted:so I'm playing mass effect 1 and you're telliin me that the thorian is a 40,000+ year old telepathic being that lives in like a parking garage or something and all you need to do to kill it is shoot some tentacles a couple of times? and fight it's army of telepathically linked people of various races and its immortal avatar.
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Moola posted:what if MEA is good What if it is, and they absolutely trainwreck the final game in the series? I'm really expecting that to happen.
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I played ME3 and told that Youtube Star insert journalist that she wasn't allowed on my ship and I feel like the game was better for it.I'm glad youtube stars aren't really a thing anymore.
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Drifter posted:IN Synthesis the robot tells you that the Reaper "civilizations" within each reaper will be shared amongst the rest of the poeple in the Universe and I'm just thinking like, if there's anything left that's recognizably cognizant within those reapers then they must be living some I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream life in there, what with the literally evil poo poo the reapers have been doing for millions of years. Just make this the canon choice please. With the Andromeda folks just looking back at Citadel space and going "Welp, we'll never visit there again"
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Drifter posted:I played ME3 and told that Youtube Star insert journalist that she wasn't allowed on my ship and I feel like the game was better for it.I'm glad youtube stars aren't really a thing anymore. The funny thing about that character was that if you played a Femshep you couldn't romance her and she had almost zero non romance dialogue. After her initial talk there was I think one very short conversation with her in the rest of the game if you kept her on board and that was it. Complete waste of space for a character but 'games journalism' (bribery) is what it is.
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Two very different long-standing developed journalist characters for the players to choose from in our choice-game? Eh, let's kill one of them off off-screen and give the part to the YouTube "reviewer".
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One of the silliest bits in CItadel is the look Traynor gives when she pulls out her toothbrush to unlock the Normandy. It's great. Right up there with Joker doing the robot at EDI in ME2.
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Drifter posted:I played ME3 and told that Youtube Star insert journalist that she wasn't allowed on my ship and I feel like the game was better for it.I'm glad youtube stars aren't really a thing anymore. Chobot is worse than a Youtube star, she's actually on TV. She's more mainstream than the Philip Defrancos and iJustines of the world.
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she didn't break MY IMMERSION or anything but it was a curious choice. the game wasn't like better because she was in it and I can't imagine it made more people buy the game
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