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If her heart stopped there's not much an AED will do. They're only useful for arythmias.
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I cracked a joke a year ago about how Carrie Fisher's face was the only use of a rubber mask they had in Force Awakens everything else was digital but it was a joke I wanted to polish over the months before her next on screen appearance. Its gonna be CGI next time. E also she did a lot of cocaine which will put a strain on your ticker.
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:If her heart stopped there's not much an AED will do. They're only useful for arythmias. If by "stopped" you mean "no activity" then yes, there isn't anything any defibrillator can do (unless you're on TV and habitually shocking a flatline back into activity). Most of the time the heart isn't flatlined though, its just fibrillating too much to pump any blood (which could also be construed as "stopped" because it isn't doing anything productive) because all the cells are contracting independently. If you do have a flatline, that's what the big Pulp Fiction syringe full of epinephrine is for.* This actually happened to my mother on a flight back from somewhere in the Caribbean. Some family didn't want their elderly grandmother, who was on her last legs, to die in a foreign country so they got her on the plane with the hopes she would survive the ~hour flight back to the states. This didn't go according to plan and when the old woman dropped dead, my mother ended up giving her CPR until the plane reached its destination (they were about at the halfway point when it happened). A bunch of passengers were complaining that the AED didn't work because it didn't want to shock a heart with no electrical activity. Oh, and while everyone was sitting around missing their connecting flights while they got statements from people, my mother finds out that one of the other passengers was a doctor in intensive care and didn't volunteer to help my mother who is a nurse that delivers babies. *I'm over-explaining for the benefit of the kids in the back of the room, not because I don't think you know any of this.
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Cat Hatter posted:If by "stopped" you mean "no activity" then yes, there isn't anything any defibrillator can do (unless you're on TV and habitually shocking a flatline back into activity). Most of the time the heart isn't flatlined though, its just fibrillating too much to pump any blood (which could also be construed as "stopped" because it isn't doing anything productive) because all the cells are contracting independently. If you do have a flatline, that's what the big Pulp Fiction syringe full of epinephrine is for.* I'm not sure I understand this meme
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This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!
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DontMockMySmock posted:I'm not sure I understand this meme Neither do I, but everyone was doing it and I just wanted to be popular  Instead of goons continuing to speculate about someone's health, here's a meme I stole from the Cold War/Airpower thread. 
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Say Nothing posted:No longer in critical condition. That's not a desert planet! My headcanon!
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Posted these in the Ankara Terrorist photoshop thread, but figured you guys might like em as well  
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Vitamin Me posted:Posted these in the Ankara Terrorist photoshop thread, but figured you guys might like em as well Jesus Christ
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It's everything I wanted 
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rumble in the bunghole posted:
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rumble in the bunghole posted:
Came here to post exactly this  gently caress it. 
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poo poo, this always happens in office secret santas, everyone gets everyone the same thing
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I'm the L / 7 Tetris block shaped gift everyone got Brian Doyle Murray in Christmas Vacation.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:I don't celebrate Christmas but I really want to put up a Christmas spike next year now. Did no one send out the memo? Christmas hasn't been a Christian holiday for years now! Plenty of non-Christians enjoy it.
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Ak Gara posted:Did no one send out the memo? Christmas hasn't been a Christian holiday for years now! Plenty of non-Christians enjoy it. It's a capitalist holliday though. Not sure non-capitalists can understand the true meaning of christmas.
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Facebook Aunt posted:It's a capitalist holliday though. Not sure non-capitalists can understand the true meaning of christmas. Too much food, too much alcohol, and too much family you don't like seeing the other 364 days of the year? Is this a video about Father Christmas? Ak Gara has a new favorite as of 23:00 on Dec 24, 2016 |
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"you will die alone having never been loved" Well said! 
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Carrie Fisher now may or may not be dead.
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Say Nothing posted:Carrie Fisher now may or may not be dead.
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It's zombie savior birthday time. And this is how he roll:
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I just got done working a Christmas Eve shift and I swear I heard some variation of all of these today. 2Spicy4Me
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Dreddout posted:I just got done working a Christmas Eve shift and I swear I heard some variation of all of these today. Those are every day of the year things in retail so
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Le Epic "Mad At Having To Actually Do My Job" Meme
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The other day I was at the grocery store and this dangerhair Tumblrina looking girl at the register (Short cut hair, shaved sides, dyed multicolored, about 300lbs) said "Happy Holidays" to me so I gave her a big smile and said "And Merry Christmas to you!" and she literally said "UGH" out loud. T-t-t-t-t-triggered.
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