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Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
He doth protest too much on that. Even if he never did the way he reacted strikes me as someone who has probably had to defend against that accusation before. At best that was probably a nasty rumor that got around and caused a big fight between him and Mary.

He was a big poonhound before he got married, even Howard admitted he had a great life so it really wouldn't shock me if at some point early in the marriage he had a one night stand after an appearance or something and word got back. There are definitely some things I think Howard, Gary, Fred, and Jackie all know about each other that they don't say because it would cause serious issues so it wouldn't shock me if that was Howard doing some meta-trolling of Gary without us realizing the reality.

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Smeep
Jan 20, 2004

BobbyK posted:

So did Gary cheat on his wife?

I was relistening to the Gary falls asleep at work segment and man, Scott Depace is the worst person on that show. He's such a huge piece of poo poo.

Oh god he's the WORST. And he will never ever admit he's wrong or that he's done something wrong. 100% he voted for Trump.

BobbyK
Jun 4, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Yeah that's what's so infuriating about him during the bit. "Gary I'm sorry but.." then blames everyone else. He's legitmately pathetic and unlike other staff members or whack packers that I just don't care for but can appreciate on some level there's just nothing redeemable about Scott Depace. Worst person on the show and it's not even close.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Well I mean Gary WAS sleeping, how is that Scotts fault?

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
From the Gary Cheats segment I found this amazing clip where Scott the Engineer is trying to get rid of his dog because it has health problems and he 'isn't that attached to it', and then later in the show his wife calls in sobbing because she caught the west coast feed and had no idea what he was trying to do:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFVkBZ1BJiU

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






GobiasIndustries posted:

From the Gary Cheats segment I found this amazing clip where Scott the Engineer is trying to get rid of his dog because it has health problems and he 'isn't that attached to it', and then later in the show his wife calls in sobbing because she caught the west coast feed and had no idea what he was trying to do:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFVkBZ1BJiU

Yeah now compare & contrast that clip with this gem:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBTjSA5rOSs

Also this clip is not related to the conversation in any way, but it's still the single greatest roast performance in history (except for maybe Jeff Ross at the Emmitt Smith roast):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnw61oiknCQ

haljordan fucked around with this message at 03:34 on Dec 24, 2016

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.
Found a gem on the Howard Stern subreddit.

Artie making JJ Abrams laugh uncontrollably by talking about Tom Cruise and Spielberg's black kids.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPk-IgQPKYA

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






some guy on the bus posted:

Found a gem on the Howard Stern subreddit.

Artie making JJ Abrams laugh uncontrollably by talking about Tom Cruise and Spielberg's black kids.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPk-IgQPKYA

Holy poo poo, how have I never seen this clip before? Thank you, this is an excellent Christmas/Kwanzaa/Hanukkah/Festivus present.

Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012
I hadn't seen it mentioned in the thread yet:

https://twitter.com/EliBraden/status/812520240462471168

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Seriously? He hasn't been on the show in a while. drat

Edit: TMZ confirmed with the NYPD
http://m.tmz.com/#article/2016/12/23/howard-stern-joey-boots-dead-wack-pack/

Lifespan fucked around with this message at 08:36 on Dec 24, 2016

Smeep
Jan 20, 2004

What was his deal? I forget who he was.

Cliche Guevara
Dec 12, 2005
whistlebritches
Basically a wack packer. One of the many of them who continued to yell "Baba Booey" in public in this day and age, and also came out as gay years ago on the show. High Pitch Erik also lives with him, so I'm sure more Erik drama will be on the horizon since he's a conniving scam artist that does anything to get by.

My fav Boots video is of High Pitch shopping for unhealthy foods:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKlAwS397TI

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?
I like the clip where he came out of the closet and a fan called up and said "I'd just like to be the first to say.... HE'S A FAAAGGGGGG!"

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Saw Joey Boots was trending on twitter and went "uh oh, 2016 still hungers" and checked this thread right away :\

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






High Pitch found the body? Are we certain he didn't murder Boots?

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

RIP Joey Boots, one of the few wack packers that was actually a decent person.
Total loving wierdo, though.


haljordan posted:

High Pitch found the body? Are we certain he didn't murder Boots?

That's harrrible, but I wouldn't be surprised.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Through the passage of time, we have discovered that the only heterosexual wackpackers were Hank, Beet, ETM, and Joe Cancer.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Wendy too.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Bigfoot 1, but not Bigfoot 2.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Squashy Nipples posted:

Bigfoot 1, but not Bigfoot 2.

It is.

Yeah I just saw this pop up on Facebook of all things....we sure High Pitch didn't kill him? Jesus this year has been weird as gently caress.

BobbyK
Jun 4, 2008

by Cyrano4747
I saw the joey boots thing on facebook and the headline was: Joey Boots, Howard Stern's radio costar dead at 49. haha

Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Yeah I just saw this pop up on Facebook of all things....we sure High Pitch didn't kill him? Jesus this year has been weird as gently caress.

High Pitch was living with Boots for a while, right?

It's been a bad year for Wack Packers, first Riley Martin, then Crackhead Bob, now Joey Boots.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Coheed and Camembert posted:

High Pitch was living with Boots for a while, right?

They lived in the same building, which sounds like some sort of "adult home". They just joked on the show that Boots was a high roller because he even had a toilet in his room... that was a few feet from the bed with no walls.

Spacemonkey57
Dec 1, 2004

Lifespan posted:

They lived in the same building, which sounds like some sort of "adult home". They just joked on the show that Boots was a high roller because he even had a toilet in his room... that was a few feet from the bed with no walls.

I thought boots was moving out because he inherited a bunch of money. Maybe it was a bit, but otherwise high pitch probably killed him.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Spacemonkey57 posted:

I thought boots was moving out because he inherited a bunch of money. Maybe it was a bit, but otherwise high pitch probably killed him.

Turned out it wasn't that much money and he quickly learned how much it costs to buy a condo in NYC, so he stayed put.

ChaosMonkey
Jun 28, 2008

Coheed and Camembert posted:

It's been a bad year for Wack Packers, first Riley Martin, then Crackhead Bob, now Joey Boots.

Oh, poo poo, I knew about Riley but I only keep track of the show through this thread and had no idea about Bob.

He's eating ticky dow maih with the angels :(

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
RIP Boots. Always provided laughs.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
RIP Boots you'll be making GBS threads in a bag in Heaven now
~*Smile Now Cry Later*~

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
He invented the Booey Bomb which I enjoy so I thank him for that.

Better lock up Joey's credit cards so High Pitch doesn't go on a spending spree.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






an adult beverage posted:

He invented the Booey Bomb which I enjoy so I thank him for that.

Better lock up Joey's credit cards so High Pitch doesn't go on a spending spree.

I bet High Pitch still owes that limo driver he conned into driving him to Philly.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

an adult beverage posted:

He invented the Booey Bomb which I enjoy so I thank him for that.



He just made the front page of CNN.com. Kinda poetic.

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

Bonzo posted:

He just made the front page of CNN.com. Kinda poetic.

CNN? Doesnt that news belong on the who gives a poo poo channel?

Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

CNN? Doesnt that news belong on the who gives a poo poo channel?

https://twitter.com/USATODAY/status/812789607280447488

womp womp womp womp

Coheed and Camembert fucked around with this message at 02:03 on Dec 25, 2016

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
came here to question the quotation

Vakal
May 11, 2008
My first exposure to the Stern Show was tuning into the show out of curiosity shortly after he came to Sirius , I was treated to Joey Boots giving a heartfelt admission that he was gay, fallowed by a solid hour of callers phoning into to call him a raging human being.

I was hooked ever since.

RIP Joey.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

He loved cocaine. Don't blame Kelly Clarkson so quickly.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
Kelly Clarkson is a major creep though, his threats to that one lady sounded pretty psycho.

But yeah if joey boots does coke then thats probably it.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Boots was pretty open about it. He used to snort lines on his webcam.

If he died from something other than drugs or heart failure I will be surprised.

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BztRYteQ1gI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjD6jAvRYEg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FkjRLO8PK4

https://soundcloud.com/howardstern/george-takeis-christmas-medley

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an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
Maybe Eric the Midget was right about not wanting to be in the Wack Pack. The average life expectancy for a typical Wack Packer has to be several standard deviations lower than the average life expectancy of a regular person.

In fact there are probably more dead Wack Packers than live ones at this point.

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