NFL Week 16 N/V: TOM SAVAGE IS REAL (REAL BAD)

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Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

kidcoelacanth posted:

I think you'll find that four teams in this very season have scored the most points in a game and not won

Seahawks won a pre-season game despite being behind for 60 minutes exactly.

# ? Dec 24, 2016 04:25

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 19:34

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

kidcoelacanth posted:

I think you'll find that four teams in this very season have scored the most points in a game and not won

I've been owned: negative:

# ? Dec 24, 2016 04:27

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

# ? Dec 24, 2016 04:55

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Nuke Wisconsin. Who says no?

# ? Dec 24, 2016 04:56

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

blue squares posted:

gently caress's sake, why couldn't Brady have given him a jersey instead :negative:

# ? Dec 24, 2016 04:58

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

# ? Dec 24, 2016 05:05

Thaddius the Large: Jul 5, 2006; It's in the five-hole!

Darth Brooks posted:

The Vikings season has made the transition from tragedy to comedy.

This was true pretty much right from game 1.

# ? Dec 24, 2016 05:07

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

blue squares posted:

The socialist team?

# ? Dec 24, 2016 05:30

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

a neat cape posted:

I would not want to piss off Phillip Rivers.

# ? Dec 24, 2016 05:37

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

a neat cape posted:

He looks like a Will Ferrell character.

# ? Dec 24, 2016 05:43

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

blue squares posted:

If it's a Packers/Patriots Superbowl I'm gonna join ISIS.

Edit: At least seeing Sarah Palin in Seahawks gear doesn't seem so bad anymore.

# ? Dec 24, 2016 05:45

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Skwirl posted:

If it's a Packers/Patriots Superbowl I'm gonna join ISIS.

Edit: At least seeing Sarah Palin in Seahawks gear doesn't seem so bad anymore.

At least Sarah Palin has to pretend to support Richard Sherman. The Packers have noted social luminaries such as Clay Matthews and Aaron Rodgers.

# ? Dec 24, 2016 05:53

Cat Hassler: Feb 7, 2006; Slippery Tilde

Rivers and Cutler are among my favorite not-on-my-team quarterbacks largely because of the photos and gifs.

I mean, Rivers is so competitive and Cutler checked out a long time ago but man they both wear it on their sleeve which is cool as a fan of a team with an android as a QB

# ? Dec 24, 2016 06:01

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

Time posted:

The NBA thread is good because it is only earnest posting and honest love

There's no room for irony in the NBA threads. The sport is too pure and fun for it

# ? Dec 24, 2016 06:22

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

NickRoweFillea posted:

There's no room for irony in the NBA threads. The sport is too pure and fun for it

you are telling me all those times you said the grizzlies are good wasn't irony

# ? Dec 24, 2016 06:29

Time: Aug 1, 2011; It Was All A Dream

Metapod posted:

you are telling me all those times you said the grizzlies are good wasn't irony

how dare you

# ? Dec 24, 2016 06:36

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Time posted:

how dare you

oh this isnt the irony thread my apologies

# ? Dec 24, 2016 06:38

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Torrey Smith quietly placed on IR.

# ? Dec 24, 2016 10:11

Horse Inspector: Aug 11, 2005; privacy publicly displayed

I really hope the Bills don't let Tyrod walk full stop, but more so I hope they don't let him walk and then give up next years 1st and 2nd to move up with the Browns and draft some arse QB who is arse forever and then we all die.

# ? Dec 24, 2016 11:19

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

https://twitter.com/UniWatch/status/812636978466484224

:effort:

# ? Dec 24, 2016 14:30

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Spoeank posted:

Torrey Smith quietly placed on IR.

He died like he played.

# ? Dec 24, 2016 15:58

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

https://twitter.com/Connor_J_Hughes/status/812680299897389056

# ? Dec 24, 2016 16:37

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

N: http://sports.yahoo.com/news/steelers-legend-terry-bradshaw-is-not-a-fan-of-pittsburgh-coach-mike-tomlin-150150755.html
V: Terry Bradshaw is an idiot news at 11

# ? Dec 24, 2016 17:52

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

achillesforever6 posted:

N: http://sports.yahoo.com/news/steelers-legend-terry-bradshaw-is-not-a-fan-of-pittsburgh-coach-mike-tomlin-150150755.html
V: Terry Bradshaw is an idiot news at 11

he also said he'd take mccarthy over rodgers if he was forced to choose

# ? Dec 24, 2016 17:54

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

I agree. The Packers should definitely trade Rodgers

# ? Dec 24, 2016 17:57

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

'Twas the day before Christmas, and up in New York;
The Jets bleakly poked their lunch with a fork;
For though Christmas spirit ran right through the air;
They knew that Tom Brady soon would be there;
Try as they will, and try as they might;
They knew that they wouldn't win in Foxboro tonight

# ? Dec 24, 2016 17:59

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Holy poo poo, I didn't realize there was a full slate of games today.

# ? Dec 24, 2016 18:24

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

If the 49ers win today they'll be 7-24 without Harbaugh with 3 wins against the Rams. If you can't beat the Seahawks beat the team that beats the Seahawks I guess is the plan.

# ? Dec 24, 2016 18:26

Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Oh poo poo there is football today

# ? Dec 24, 2016 18:45

Hunterhr: Jan 4, 2007; And The Beast, Satan said unto the LORD, "You Fucking Suck" and juked him out of his goddamn shoes

Edit: whoops

# ? Dec 24, 2016 20:20

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

So back in September I acquired two tickets for the Redskins@Bears game, since my girlfriend is from the DC area and we went to the same game last year, she wanted to go again.

We broke up in November, staying friends though and I let her go to the game with a girl friend. I'd have gone but my whole family is in town which doesn't happen every year. Anyway, they are both there in Redskins hats/scarves and there is a grumpy Bears fan dressed as Santa sitting in front of them.

the friend posted:

Grumpy santa

the friend posted:

He gets pissed when we cheer it's entertaining

the ex posted:

When the bears scored, he flat out stared at me. Turned around lol. No one is sitting behind him but us

Also I got written a $100 ticket for dropping them off at a corner. A loving Christmas Eve ticket. Some bullshit.

# ? Dec 24, 2016 20:29

Blarfk: Dec 26, 2003

LWB is obviously a troll but if anything it just makes him even more of a hyper annoying weirdo

Speaking of which, time to put Bradshaw in a home

Blarfk fucked around with this message at 20:50 on Dec 24, 2016

# ? Dec 24, 2016 20:47

mastershakeman: Oct 28, 2008; by vyelkin

Wilford Cutlery posted:

So back in September I acquired two tickets for the Redskins@Bears game, since my girlfriend is from the DC area and we went to the same game last year, she wanted to go again.

We broke up in November, staying friends though and I let her go to the game with a girl friend. I'd have gone but my whole family is in town which doesn't happen every year. Anyway, they are both there in Redskins hats/scarves and there is a grumpy Bears fan dressed as Santa sitting in front of them.

Also I got written a $100 ticket for dropping them off at a corner. A loving Christmas Eve ticket. Some bullshit.

how the gently caress did you get that ticket?

also the baby just unplugged the Tv, probably for the best to not see the bears play

# ? Dec 24, 2016 20:52

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Blarfk posted:

LWB is obviously a troll but if anything it just makes him even more of a hyper annoying weirdo

Speaking of which, time to put Bradshaw in a home

Four years too late

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfZ4-ILCsaw

# ? Dec 24, 2016 21:09

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

So mariota is injured, gj titans

# ? Dec 24, 2016 21:44

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Wilford Cutlery posted:

So back in September I acquired two tickets for the Redskins@Bears game, since my girlfriend is from the DC area and we went to the same game last year, she wanted to go again.

We broke up in November, staying friends though and I let her go to the game with a girl friend. I'd have gone but my whole family is in town which doesn't happen every year. Anyway, they are both there in Redskins hats/scarves and there is a grumpy Bears fan dressed as Santa sitting in front of them.

Also I got written a $100 ticket for dropping them off at a corner. A loving Christmas Eve ticket. Some bullshit.

This owns so much.

# ? Dec 24, 2016 22:07

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Has Ross killed himself yet?

# ? Dec 24, 2016 22:21

Ammanas: Jul 17, 2005; Voltes V: "Laser swooooooooord!"

Wilford Cutlery posted:

So back in September I acquired two tickets for the Redskins@Bears game, since my girlfriend is from the DC area and we went to the same game last year, she wanted to go again.

We broke up in November, staying friends though and I let her go to the game with a girl friend. I'd have gone but my whole family is in town which doesn't happen every year. Anyway, they are both there in Redskins hats/scarves and there is a grumpy Bears fan dressed as Santa sitting in front of them.

Also I got written a $100 ticket for dropping them off at a corner. A loving Christmas Eve ticket. Some bullshit.

You gave your ex NFL tickets, chaffeured them to the game, got a moving violation ticket AND admitted all these things to your closest friends, the internet....What a day for you friend

# ? Dec 24, 2016 22:22