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Chilichimp posted:I'm not gonna lie, this sounds like a strip club for over-the-hill exotic dancers. More evidence to fuel your theory: Rock Bottom Brewery
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For whatever reason I can't "That's why we call it The Bone Train" out of my head. Except instead of Bone Train, it's Pruneyard.
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Chilichimp posted:For whatever reason I can't "That's why we call it The Bone Train" out of my head. That's why they call it the Palisades, bro
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In Your Brown Eyes (to the music of "In Your Eyes" by Peter Gabriel An Ode to a lost season and it's poor, poor loving fans who have to watch it. Browns we get so lost, sometimes Run, Pass both just futileness past the snap When I want to run away I take off through the gap But whichever way I go It is always a loss of yards QB instincts, they will fail And the game plan, so soon derailed Without a noise, from the crowd I reach out for the fumble In Your Eyes The lights, the turf in your eyes This is gonna hurt in your eyes I see the doorway to a thousand surgeons in your eyes The resolution of all my poor decisions in your eyes I see the lights and the turf in your eyes Oh, don't want to be so badly hurt I want to touch the ball the wins I see in your eyes Fans, they don't like to watch so much pain Tickets wasted as the season keeps slipping away I get so tired of working so hard for more denial I look to the time when we'll throw parades oh and sixteen QB instincts, they will fail And the game plan, so soon derailed Without a noise, from the crowd I reach out for the fumble In Your Eyes The lights, the turf in your eyes This is gonna hurt in your eyes I see the doorway to a thousand surgeons in your eyes The resolution of all my poor decisions in your eyes I see the lights and the turf in your eyes Oh, don't want to be so badly hurt I want to touch the ball the wins I see in your eyes Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 16:01 on Dec 21, 2016 |
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We're doing lyrics again ? I might do another verse of this, but here's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkMNOlYcpHg Turnover Turnover Turnover Turnover Turnover (Turnover) Turnover Turnover Turnover Turnover (Turnover) Game's over, it ain’t over Tryna’ make a big play over and over Turnover Turnover Turnover Turnover (Turnover) Turnover Turnover Turnover Turnover (Turnover) Game's over, it ain’t over Tryna find a single piece of hope game over Turnover Turnover Turnover Turnover (Turnover) Tryna find a single piece of hope game over Play til you done Give up you ain't won Don’t quit take away I can’t remember last play It’s aight this the life of a superstar Fans calling for a big play trucking fools stand tall In the red zone another run fall flat Got lead and then some plays called silly Really for sure that I’m set back need a big sack Change over, game over, turnover, fumbled Body shot miss Eenie meenie minie moe Catch a runner by the toe Punch it out rip it out Step it up and get ball Hands up go for it all Throw it up pick it up live it up give it up Oh my god dammit another loving fumble Throw it up pick it up live it up give it up Touchdown But I can’t stop Making helmets pop until the wheels fall off Touchdown And I can’t quit I wake up in the morning do the same poo poo -- Wake up in the morning do the same poo poo -- Turnover. Turnover. Turnover. Turnover Tryna find a single piece of hope game over
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Never not do lyrics. I miss Nrr.
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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:Never not do lyrics. 
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I like how Rex is facing away so you can't see his massive erection.
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speaking of prunes, this place is near the Cards stadium: http://fracturedprune.com/locations/arizona/
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Chilichimp posted:In Your Brown Eyes (to the music of "In Your Eyes" by Peter Gabriel 
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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:Never not do lyrics. Who was Nrr, Jagsbro?
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whiteyfats posted:Who was Nrr, Jagsbro? He sang Shianhole and a bunch of other awesome stuff and was a generally cool guy. Died a couple of years ago 
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whiteyfats posted:Who was Nrr, Jagsbro? forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3743543 He sang a number of the spoof songs that some other goons made and had a few of his own gems, too. AAAAA! Real Muenster fucked around with this message at 03:37 on Dec 23, 2016 |
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I still have a really funny PM he sent me a few days before his death. He constantly would use me as the butt of his song jokes but he was a really nice funny dude so I never cared We are way way worse off with him gone
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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:He was a TFF goon who made TFF a better place, who, like Gritty Beard said, died recently: Well, drat.
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i think ur gettin trolled brother
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Merry Christmas TFF http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/merry-christmas-to-all-and-to-all-screw-philly/
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Febreeze posted:Merry Christmas TFF Ahahahaha. Never let this die.
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Chromatic posted:the injured reserve cheers comic probably needs an entire anthology.
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Chromatic posted:the injured reserve cheers comic probably needs an update. Are Carr and Mariota even old enough to drink?
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Febreeze posted:Merry Christmas TFF I've never heard the whole story behind the throwing batteries incident.
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SirPhoebos posted:I've never heard the whole story behind the throwing batteries incident. Being Philly I wouldn't be surprised if there were multiple battery incidents, but the one that I think of is JD Drew. Drew was an outfielder drafted by the Phillies, he (and Scott Boras) demanded a lot of money and ended up not signing with them. He played independent baseball for a year before he went back into the draft, the Cards took him and he ended up being a good but often injured player. His first visit to Philly was basically everyone in the outfield stands tossing D Cells at him when he was in the field. Oh and a bonus bad Philly thing, a Philadelphia Inquirer columnist wrote this the year Drew was going out of baseball 13 years later: quote:Drew's contract with the Boston Red Sox is up after this season, and he's not sure if he's going to come back next season - to Boston or to baseball. This is not even close to the top reason to dislike fans from Philadelphia by the way.
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Here's the santa story, with special guest commentary: http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/santa/philadelphia.asp
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:Who brings D batteries to games??? Eagles fans, haven't you been paying attention?!
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got any sevens posted:Here's the santa story, with special guest commentary: http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/santa/philadelphia.asp Man, I wish I could've thrown a D-Cell at Millen.
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:Who brings D batteries to games??? I thought the battery thing was caused by a x number of fans get free batteries when going to the game.
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Said the League to the People of LA, "Do you want some football? (Would you like some football) Yes we do said the people of LA, can we have some football? (Just some decent football) Well, too bad, Roger laughed and said we're giving you the Rams instead you're stuck with the Rams instead Said Jeff Fisher to the new fans of the Rams, "Do you want Jared Goff? (Do you want Jared Goff) And do you want to see Todd Gurley? Rip fantastic runs off? (Rip fantastic runs off) Too bad, we suck, and both players are trash The offensive line just gets gashed but I'll still get paid buttloads of cash Said The Fans to the owner Stan Kroenke "Can you fire Jeff please? (please just fire Jeff please He's the worst coach in the NFL, and he smells like bad cheese (and he smells like bad cheese) Why the hell, did it take this long-- did he have nudes of Kroenke's tiny dong? did he blackmail us with Stan's tiny dong Said the Fans in St. Louis to LA Haha, it's your pain now (Haha suck it down now) We saw that poo poo coming from far away They are your problem now! But then, they cried, because St. Louis Football died Stan's promise to stay put was a lie gently caress the Rams, they sucked and then they died
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Philadelphia was founded by Quakers, why is everyone there so violent?
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Cant wait for the next rex comic. http://www.thedrawplay.com/?s=Ryan
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http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/jj-watt-gives-zach-mettenberger-a-present/ I really wanted Zach to pull a burlack sack out of that box and start to ask why he gave him a sack but stop halfway through saying "sa..." as the fear and realization grips him.
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Febreeze posted:Said the League to the People of LA, A++++++ Would listen to again and again.
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I'm confused by today's Draw Play because it implies Larry Fitzgerald isn't a hall of famer which is just factually incorrect.
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IcePhoenix posted:I'm confused by today's Draw Play because it implies Larry Fitzgerald isn't a hall of famer which is just factually incorrect. Larry Fitzgerald is not currently in the hall of fame. Therefore,
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Can some really cool person make me a new avatar? Charlie has been fired, so I need an upgrade. Something like Tom Herman riding the new baby bevo and they both have grills in. Anything grill or bevo related would be sweet. Or you can make something up, I'm not very creative.
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