|
buttcrackmenace posted:watched Demon last night The most Janeway of solutions. The sequel was nice and dark.
|
#
?
Dec 23, 2016 07:42
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 30, 2024 14:00 |
|
|
Fat Shat Sings posted:I'm sure in a few years Data's petabytes of memory will seem quaint too. Ehhh, those petabytes are still all crammed into his head, along with all the computational power and personality hardware too, and he's not emitting like a kilowatt of thermal energy when he's thinking hard. That's going to be impressive for a good long while still.
|
|
#
?
Dec 23, 2016 07:51
|
|
|
My new SOONIAN XB4 rig has a kickass liquid cooling system plus I put acrylic panels on his scalp so you can see all the sweet lights and poo poo
|
|
#
?
Dec 23, 2016 08:00
|
|
|
VectorSigma posted:"billions of calculations per second" It's pretty complicated calculations, though. It's sort of like how someone speculated the Michael Bay Transformers might have incredibly powerful brains, but it's rendered useless because most of their resources is spent controlling every last transforming and spinning cog on their body from going haywire.
|
|
#
?
Dec 23, 2016 13:53
|
|
|
Scientific Method; Out-of-phase aliens experiment on the crew in what has some genuinely creepy moments from Seven's perspective seeing the poo poo they're doing to the crew. Their big mistake was their experiment on Janeway; They tried to make her even more psychotic. Neddy Seagoon fucked around with this message at 07:31 on Dec 24, 2016 |
|
#
?
Dec 24, 2016 06:56
|
|
|
Neddy Seagoon posted:Scientific Method; Apparently they never learned the phrase, "never poo poo a shitter."
|
|
#
?
Dec 24, 2016 07:05
|
|
|
Farmer Crack-rear end posted:Ehhh, those petabytes are still all crammed into his head, along with all the computational power and personality hardware too, and he's not emitting like a kilowatt of thermal energy when he's thinking hard. That's going to be impressive for a good long while still. Whys everything gotta be in the head? Stick that poo poo in the chest cavity.
|
|
#
?
Dec 24, 2016 08:27
|
|
|
Johnny Aztec posted:Whys everything gotta be in the head? Stick that poo poo in the chest cavity. *shrug* Riker carted Data's head down to Engineering in Disaster so we know he doesn't need the rest of the body to be Data
|
|
#
?
Dec 24, 2016 09:31
|
|
|
Riker also discovered that he is not lacking in ports when he's a head
|
|
#
?
Dec 24, 2016 10:10
|
|
|
ACRE & EQUAT posted:Riker also discovered that he is not lacking in ports when he's a head that's not a way to get a head in life
|
|
#
?
Dec 24, 2016 10:12
|
|
|
Man I know it's because they were written in the late 80's to the mid 90's but where are all the gay people in the Federation? Is Discovery going to be super gay or are they gonna just roll with "Everyone is Star Trek is straight as gently caress, even that blob of snot that spends half his time as a bird is looking for some poon." ZenMasterBullshit fucked around with this message at 10:26 on Dec 24, 2016 |
|
#
?
Dec 24, 2016 10:22
|
|
|
The answer is what you said. Theres s ds9 ep with a lesbian kiss though and it caused a massive meltdown in real life. Also though. How often did sexuality come up in star trek really? Not much. Im gayer than straight and ive never given a poo poo.
|
|
#
?
Dec 24, 2016 10:46
|
|
|
Star Trek is asexual as hell, that's why it sticks out when the characters act like normal human beings and plow. Thread memes aside, Riker is no more sexually active than the average 20-something millennial, but every TNG character treats him like a horny sex-god. He's even the go-to advice guy for idiots like Data, Wesley, and Geordi just because he fucks every now and then.
|
|
#
?
Dec 24, 2016 10:54
|
|
|
basic hitler posted:The answer is what you said. Theres s ds9 ep with a lesbian kiss though and it caused a massive meltdown in real life. Big Mean Jerk posted:Star Trek is asexual as hell, that's why it sticks out when the characters act like normal human beings and plow. Thread memes aside, Riker is no more sexually active than the average 20-something millennial, but every TNG character treats him like a horny sex-god. He's even the go-to advice guy for idiots like Data, Wesley, and Geordi just because he fucks every now and then. Not in TNG but people were fuckin or talkin about fuckin on DS9 all the time. One episode ends with Bashir embarrassed as he patches some Lady klingon, Quark, Dax and worf up from a night of super rough Klingon sex. Another opens with Sisko talking to a slightly injured Dax about how maybe she should try to go easier on Worf. Not to mention all the weird Ferengi ear masturbation jokes, Jadzia talking to the major about all the weird aliens she's been with (Captain Boday and his transparent skull comes up in multiple episodes), the vacations on Risa or half of Odo's plotlines being about him kind of wanting to gently caress a lady and maybe this time it'll be Major Kira. Quark specializes in making and selling sexy hologram programs and that's so well known an episodes B plot was an alien creeper trying to pay him to make a sexy Major Kira hologram. Also there's everything about Mirror Universe Kira and Ezri Dax. So I guess I mean they got more liberal with it as time went on, so I wonder if Destiny is gonna continue the trend or try and roll it back to TNG levels of 'Politeness' ZenMasterBullshit fucked around with this message at 11:07 on Dec 24, 2016 |
|
#
?
Dec 24, 2016 10:54
|
|
|
For anyone that really enjoys the creepy Geordie episodes: go and watch Passengers.
|
|
#
?
Dec 24, 2016 11:30
|
|
|
I saw passengers on a whim because hey, why not. You're a monster, Chris Pratt.
|
|
#
?
Dec 24, 2016 11:52
|
|
|
 After watching the Bajoran Coup in which the Cardassians supplied the Weapons and Vedek Wynn is the most disgusting shitbag this side of the Delta Quadrant. I suspect even the Borg Queen is a nicer person than Wynn.
|
|
#
?
Dec 24, 2016 17:59
|
|
|
For me the worst part of that episode was that somehow four starved Bajoran prisoners with just one phaser between them held off a dozen armed, fed, Cardassian prison guards, for hours, after O'Brien and Kira rescued Li Nalas and flew him back to DS9. That little throwaway line Sisko gives about the prisoners left behind currently being on their way home breaks my Bajoran-hating heart. I really wanted them to have been shot to bits and returned in coffins the size of a yamok sauce packet. Imagine how restrained those graceful Cardassian guards had to have been to keep them alive for an entire extra year given all the problems with Bajoran prisoners killing each other over petty squabbles like those oft observed at the Gallitep College Institute for Mining Research and Day Care.
|
|
#
?
Dec 24, 2016 18:08
|
|
|
You'd think the existence of things like anesthezine gas and phasers with wide-beam stun settings would just make hostage situations and police standoffs impossible
|
|
#
?
Dec 24, 2016 18:20
|
|
|
...and the pitch! posted:Persis Khambatta is a hell of a name. Megaforce is the superior Persis Khambatta movie.
|
|
#
?
Dec 24, 2016 19:31
|
|
|
Sunswipe posted:Megaforce is the superior Persis Khambatta movie. 
|
|
#
?
Dec 24, 2016 19:34
|
|
|
shadow puppet of a posted:I really wanted them to have been shot to bits and returned in coffins the size of a yamok sauce packet. Imagine how restrained those graceful Cardassian guards had to have been to keep them alive for an entire extra year given all the problems with Bajoran prisoners killing each other over petty squabbles like those oft observed at the Gallitep College Institute for Mining Research and Day Care. You know, the Series wants you to think that the Gallitep Thing is Cardassian Propaganda. but seeing as those people elect a thirteen year old girl as their village leader and it almost erupts in Civil War, get spooked by a mystical Energy Ghost that can be banished by Unity, and then fall for the most transparent Coup by the most evil people on the Planet, one of whom is so evil that she is linked to everything bad that happens to the Planet and gets posessed by the DEVIL.... I'm pretty sure the Bajorans ate each other and sold each other out for the tiniest favors during the occupation. I bet they just rationalized it as the Prophets Plan(tm) for their Survival.
|
|
#
?
Dec 24, 2016 19:38
|
|
|
btw I banged your mom okay byee
|
|
#
?
Dec 24, 2016 20:03
|
|
|
i banged a friend's mom once and then sent her a message at 3am telling her i banged her mom felt good
|
|
#
?
Dec 24, 2016 20:09
|
|
|
VectorSigma posted:i banged a friend's mom once and then sent her a message at 3am telling her i banged her mom I'm only telling you this because you seem like a cool guy, but don't go into any haunted caves.
|
|
#
?
Dec 24, 2016 20:14
|
|
|
Volcott posted:I'm only telling you this because you seem like a cool guy, but don't go into any haunted caves. You mean the fire caves? Cause the only fire caves I know of don't have any fire.
|
|
#
?
Dec 24, 2016 20:22
|
|
|
holy poo poo I need to see this
|
|
#
?
Dec 25, 2016 01:17
|
|
|
Big Mean Jerk posted:holy poo poo I need to see this 
|
|
#
?
Dec 25, 2016 01:21
|
|
|
Big Mean Jerk posted:holy poo poo I need to see this drat right you do. 
|
|
#
?
Dec 25, 2016 01:23
|
|
|
there's a rifftrax if you can't take it straight
|
|
#
?
Dec 25, 2016 01:26
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Dec 25, 2016 08:04
|
|
|
FuturePastNow posted:You'd think the existence of things like anesthezine gas and phasers with wide-beam stun settings would just make hostage situations and police standoffs impossible Not to mention, you know, transporters.
|
|
#
?
Dec 25, 2016 08:20
|
|
|
Nigmaetcetera posted:Not to mention, you know, transporters. And the TRANSPORTER GAT. (Warning: the transporter gat is terrible. It really doesn't have any use at all. Please stop replicating it. - Starfleet)
|
|
#
?
Dec 25, 2016 08:46
|
|
|
I wish in situations like those they'd toss a quick line about "they've set up a transporter dampener" or "they've obviously taken [space drug name] to be immune to most common knock out gases" or what ever. Just the odd throw away line about personal jammers or fields or what ever would excuse a lot.
|
|
#
?
Dec 25, 2016 08:53
|
|
|
VectorSigma posted:there's a rifftrax if you can't take it straight Why would you need that?
|
|
#
?
Dec 25, 2016 12:29
|
|
|
Baronjutter posted:I wish in situations like those they'd toss a quick line about "they've set up a transporter dampener" or "they've obviously taken [space drug name] to be immune to most common knock out gases" or what ever. Just the odd throw away line about personal jammers or fields or what ever would excuse a lot. Aren't gas attacks against federation regulations? And I can't imagine klingons gassing their enemies, no honor in it and such Besides more lines means they might have to pay a random extra to speak instead of stand around.
|
|
#
?
Dec 25, 2016 14:25
|
|
|
A Klingon would say that hostages have a duty to attack their hostage-taker and either free themselves or earn an honorable death.
|
|
#
?
Dec 25, 2016 14:27
|
|
|
FuturePastNow posted:A Klingon would say that hostages have a duty to attack their hostage-taker and either free themselves or earn an honorable death. Yeah exactly. When taken prisoner, Klingons must kill themselves--but only after having exhausted all opportunities to fight, as Martok and Worf showed us.
|
|
#
?
Dec 25, 2016 14:43
|
|
|
Holy poo poo, I forgot this scene, and it is a magical one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMPL3D5wKU4
|
|
#
?
Dec 25, 2016 18:22
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 30, 2024 14:00 |
|
|
So in Canada, Space is running a boxing week star trek marathon with every show and film. Except DS9 is only being played early in the morning so they can cram more voyager episodes into their time slots. It's like they don't want anyone else to watch the show. Well, I suppose Enterprise has an even worse time slot. I'm totally waking up at 6:00am to watch the stupid carpenter street episode.
|
|
#
?
Dec 25, 2016 19:29
|
|
