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Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
It's All Right Chief Dharma



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treasureplane
Jul 12, 2008

throwing darts in lovers' eyes, &c.
King Aroo (December 1, 1951)


Nancy (January 15, 1944)


Wash Tubbs (September 14, 1929)


Gasoline Alley (October 13, 1923)


Lil' Abner (June 12, 1937)


Barney Google (October 14, 1922)


Alley Oop (January 13, 1934)

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Stars, in the Antarctic. Is he overwintering? He does not look like he could survive a bunch of research scientists going toasty.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Luann



The Amazing Spider-Man


This seems like a great idea.


Sally Forth


:unsmith:


The Heart of Juliet Jones

dordreff
Jul 16, 2013

At this time of year, Antarctica gets 24 hours of daylight. Even if he could see stars down there, they'd be completely different from those seen by Iris, so no, it's not the same sky. So obviously this is either an elaborate kidnapping plot or he's hosed up and ended up at the north pole instead of the south.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Please let it turn out that Wilbur has been kidnapped by weirdos who want to trick him into thinking he's in the south pole.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Johnny Walker posted:

Mary Worth



*cue that song from An American Tail*

You're at the south pole! The radius of the earth's surface is 6370 kilometres, and there's 15000 kms between you and California. Even standing on open tundra on a clear night with atmospheric refraction helping you, the horizon would be 6500 k away at best. You are under completely separate skies!

EDIT: serves me right for bothering to look up the effect of atmospheric refraction on a fat sandwich idiot

flavor.flv fucked around with this message at 22:14 on Dec 24, 2016

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Can't wait for Mary Worth / The Thing crossover!

FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

Your vitals soar.
I think Wilbur is actually probably staring directly into the sun, and has been for days.

Frog and Toad
Jul 31, 2008


RandomFerret posted:

fat sandwich idiot

mods namechange please

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I'm going to skip this thread until the cloying, saccharine christmas drivel ends.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Say Nothing posted:

I'm going to skip this thread until the cloying, saccharine christmas drivel ends.

See you in March.

Angular Cyrus
May 29, 2007

everything is so much harder than it looks

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

ImpAtom posted:

See you in March.

Is that when Guy Gilchrist dies?

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
If there's a benevolent deity. But we already had a lovely last two months of the year, so I doubt it.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


SomeMathGuy posted:

Pearls Before Swine

If you don't want notifications, why do you even have it installed? You can just log into Facebook in your web browser to send and receive messages.

NRVNQSR
Mar 1, 2009

Tiggum posted:

If you don't want notifications, why do you even have it installed? You can just log into Facebook in your web browser to send and receive messages.

Didn't they recently disable that for mobile browsers to push more users to Messenger? Obviously you can still spoof the browser ID to get around it, but most people aren't going to know to do that.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The good news: only one of my comics has to do with Christmas!
The bad news: it's Working Daze.


The Classic Dinette Set just want to eat.


Working Daze is a fire code violation.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix is how the other half lives.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

It's a Christmas miracle.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Phantom Classic





Radio Patrol





Rip Kirby





Big Ben Bolt (Thanks Aardmania for filling in the gap!)


Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Heathcliff


Piranha Club


Dick Tracy


Judge Parker


9 Chickweed Lane

Reading Brooke's writing is bad enough, trying to say it out loud must be impossible.

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life


Take It From the Tinkersons


Viivi & Wagner

electricsound
Jan 13, 2008

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer

Strontium posted:

Take It From the Tinkersons


Okay, I know the premise of the joke is it's hard to get stuff out of packaging but this doesn't make sense.

Is it behind a pane of glass? If it is, you know it's too valuable to take out of the case. That it's behind a pane of glass for a reason. And if it's secured by straps and screws then that's an even bigger sign that this is not meant to be taken out of its packaging. Maybe it's a plastic box though, inspired by the old comic standby "plastic packaging is too hard to open!". But then....

No, gently caress it, I'm thinking harder about this than the author of the comic did. Here is a cartoon that manages to make more sense than that trash.

http://www.homestarrunner.com/goes4gold.html

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Strontium posted:

Intelligent Life
This comic is rear end, as promised by HIS END UP.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
this Dennis the Menace made me irrationally angry





is the joke just that Dennis said sheep herders instead of shepherd? It's not a funny childish mistake so it's not even a joke. It's a logical thing a 6 year old might say. I don't expect much from Dennis the Menace but usually there's an actual joke in there if it is really lame

is sheep-herders supposed to be funny

or maybe Dennis is being a menace because he's blaspheming the nativity scene?

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
Sheepherder is also an acceptable way to describe a person whose job it is to herd sheep.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

RandomPauI posted:

Sheepherder is also an acceptable way to describe a person whose job it is to herd sheep.



um excuse me do you think you know more than Dennis the Menace's mom?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

You could have STOPPED a kidnapping!

:argh:


Some Guy TT posted:

It's All Right Chief Dharma





gently caress yeah, the Chief going all out for his people :dance:

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer

Ein cooler Typ posted:

um excuse me do you think you know more than Dennis the Menace's mom?

She's no Sally Forth, that''s for sure.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

RandomPauI posted:

No, gently caress it, I'm thinking harder about this than the author of the comic did. Here is a cartoon that manages to make more sense than that trash.

http://www.homestarrunner.com/goes4gold.html

Are you implying The Homestar Runner doesn't ever make perfect sense?

Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert


Foxtrot

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Ghostlight posted:

This comic is rear end, as promised by HIS END UP.
I thought that looked like too precise a mistake to make twice, so I checked. It appears that's what the box in the movie said.



So he's just looking for nerd cred for knowing about that.

F Minus



A little creepy, but I understand the idea.

Mary Worth



Is that guy Mary's serving supposed to be that doctor she sees? And is that Tommy with Iris and her new boyfriend?

Rex Morgan MD



What a surprise they brought Sarah back on Christmas who could have possibly seen that coming?

Neat to see the one old panel though.

Jungle Jim



Black lives literally didn't matter to JJ.

treasureplane
Jul 12, 2008

throwing darts in lovers' eyes, &c.

"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer." — old Mitch Hedberg saying

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Gorilla Salad posted:

You could have STOPPED a kidnapping!

:argh:

I suppose they wanted to catch the entire gang, but yeah.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

There's something very cruel about writing one of your characters into a coma specifically so you can have them wake up as a Christmas miracle.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

My Lovely Horse posted:

There's something very cruel about writing one of your characters into a coma specifically so you can have them wake up as a Christmas miracle.

It looks like she forgot that her mother had the baby, though. Brain damage plot incoming?

Angular Cyrus
May 29, 2007

everything is so much harder than it looks

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Loooow-hanging fruit.


Calvin and Hobbes






Ripley's

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Johnny Walker posted:

Mary Worth



Is that guy Mary's serving supposed to be that doctor she sees? And is that Tommy with Iris and her new boyfriend?

:laffo: That middle right panel is my Christmas gift this year. The Camerons are such dweebs.


The Amazing Spider-Man


Yay! We caught a furry*!


Sally Forth




The Heart of Juliet Jones


Kind of wishing Eve went out there and beat the poo poo out of everybody in the car as well.


Prince Valiant


:black101:


Phantom Classic


"That wolf saved my kid's life! Let's catch him and torture him until he dies!" Ahhh, the 50's.


Big Ben Bolt





*(Yes, I'm aware what we actually caught was a movie tie-in)

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Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008




Happy Hogswatch, everyone!

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