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hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

Creed Reunion Tour posted:

Why is it even necessary to assign a sexual orientation to a character from a shooty mans/womens game? I don't want to relate to this character, all I want from it is its specific ability and pew pew.

What a disingenuous thing to say. People love vivid characterization and backstory, look at the immense popularity of Team Fortress 2 compared to Team Fortress

theflyingexecutive posted:

how could you possibly be surprised or upset? the character design is wildly sexualized

This too. I have no idea what kind of game Overwatch is, but I know there was porn of it before it was even released. Who complained about pandering then? Overwatch is clearly tailored to inspire fanfiction, fanart, cosplay etc. and "fanfiction" is the most likely thing they were aiming at with gay characters, not controversy

e: what a shameful snipe

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

twistedmentat posted:

It was actually played on MuchMusic every once and a while as if it was a legitimate song, and not a terrible vanity project. Shaq's rap career was pretty bad, but Cherry rapping over a techno beat? :suicide:

They should've taken some actual sound bites as in this seminal hit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uayOq_iCS6k

(Once I was playing this at a bar and the owner shut down the sound system, don't know what his problem was.)

e: Forgot the commentator:

Simsmagic
Aug 3, 2011

im beautiful



hackbunny posted:

What a disingenuous thing to say. People love vivid characterization and backstory, look at the immense popularity of Team Fortress 2 compared to Team Fortress


this is acceptable because all of the characters are Good and Straight and Definitely Not Gay*

*as far as we're aware

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Simsmagic posted:

this is acceptable because all of the characters are Good and Straight and Definitely Not Gay*

*as far as we're aware

I thought they were all gay :confused:

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Jerry Cotton posted:

I thought they were all gay :confused:

Only the gamers.

underage at the vape shop
May 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

This guy looks like the lunchlady at my highschool except she had some mean chin hair

how does he have a wife. i wanna see whats hosed up about her

underage at the vape shop has a new favorite as of 14:26 on Dec 25, 2016

Cavenagh
Oct 9, 2007

Grrrrrrrrr.

Not the 1988 Liverpool FC squad

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzMZkT8WIJQ&t=3s

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Only the gamers lol.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

That was actually really popular at the time.

Stryder
Oct 3, 2002

"Fine. You can have a Nintendo but first I get to kick you in the balls."

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Hihohe posted:

I dont remember my grandma having a NES

I'm your grandma and I definitely do have a NES (nice elderly snatch).

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Trig Discipline posted:

I'm your grandma and I definitely do have a NES (nice elderly snatch).

What compels you to this.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Trig Discipline posted:

I'm your grandma and I definitely do have a NES (nice elderly snatch).

Nasty eczema snatch more likely.

Martin Luther Kink
Oct 17, 2004
Barroom Hero

Paul Rust as a child?

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Trig Discipline posted:

I'm your grandma and I definitely do have a NES (nice elderly snatch).

:chanpop:

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

PCOS Bill posted:

What compels you to this.

Born with a love of unpleasant acronyms.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

PCOS Bill posted:

What compels you to this.

The power of the snatch compels him.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

twistedmentat posted:

It was actually played on MuchMusic every once and a while as if it was a legitimate song, and not a terrible vanity project. Shaq's rap career was pretty bad, but Cherry rapping over a techno beat? :suicide:

Gotta hit those CanCon quotas somehow.

I wonder if hockey announcer Don Cherry and cool jazz musician Don Cherry have ever met?

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Trig Discipline posted:

I'm your grandma and I definitely do have a NES (nice elderly snatch).

7/10, Nasty Elderly Snatch was right there.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

FrozenVent posted:

7/10, Nasty Elderly Snatch was right there.

Thought of it and rejected it. Don't paleovagina shame.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Trig Discipline posted:

I'm your grandma and I definitely do have a NES (nice elderly snatch).

How you doin'

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
https://imgur.com/a/zyJcP#rNekyYe

I can't work out how to Embed an album.can someone help a dumb goon out.

Also an article about what video game vaginas look like. With accompying explanation as if this is high art

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
I don't think you can embed albums.
Also :wtc:
E: also :nws:

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

Jestery posted:

https://imgur.com/a/zyJcP#rNekyYe

I can't work out how to Embed an album.can someone help a dumb goon out.

Also an article about what video game vaginas look like. With accompying explanation as if this is high art

why

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
Jim, what are you looking at and why aren't you working?

Oh... oh, carry on.

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

Only two dentata. I'm surprised.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Didn't read before.

gently caress.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



"Load 26 remaining images"

nah

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Welp.

e: gamers proving they only have a vague understanding of vaginas at large

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Megabound posted:

e: gamers proving they only have a vague understanding of vaginas at large

News at eleven

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Megabound posted:

Welp.

e: gamers proving they only have a vague understanding of vaginas at large

Whats a vergina?

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
Ok the jab at Beyond Good and Evil 2 was pretty funny. But everything else was horrifying.

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
i think that liara one was A Thing that someone made a dildo based on, in a now-goldmined thread

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

i think that liara one was A Thing that someone made a dildo based on, in a now-goldmined thread

They share tentacles, but that was a Tolkien elf vag/dong.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Jerry Cotton posted:

They should've taken some actual sound bites as in this seminal hit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uayOq_iCS6k

(Once I was playing this at a bar and the owner shut down the sound system, don't know what his problem was.)

e: Forgot the commentator:



Not really AUG outside of some of footy players hair, but its fits the theme of bad sports music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re4aDJL3heA

I guess the awkward rap is pretty AUG.

AlbieQuirky posted:

Gotta hit those CanCon quotas somehow.

I wonder if hockey announcer Don Cherry and cool jazz musician Don Cherry have ever met?

I once had a guy try to return a music magazine because it said Interview with Don Cherry and it wasn't the former.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

VendaGoat posted:

White rabbit project is pretty drat good.

I really want to do Kari Byron until she can't think straight. So, I...

I am not an objective judge of the show.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Nuevo posted:

They share tentacles, but that was a Tolkien elf vag/dong.

How can you say these words and not provide a link?

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Ten Becquerels
Apr 17, 2012

My Little Tony: Leadership is Magic

Megabound posted:

How can you say these words and not provide a link?

:nws: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3785918 :nws:

Conveniently goldmined for your reading pleasure, can't remember exactly when in the thread elf genitals come up but it ends in a bunch of goons buying silicone elf dicks. Great thread overall.

Added NWS tags to be safe, but seriously it's a thread about making dildos. There are a lot of photos of dildos.

Ten Becquerels has a new favorite as of 06:51 on Dec 26, 2016

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