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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
So when did the Bills become allergic to handing it to Shady

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SurgicalOntologist
Jun 17, 2004

Sims over Snead in PPR?

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


DELANIE LIVES

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

gently caress you Tennessee defence, just gently caress you

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

MakaVillian posted:

gently caress you Tennessee defence, just gently caress you

Marqise Lee threw a TD to Bortles :lol:

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

MakaVillian posted:

gently caress you Tennessee defence, just gently caress you

This will most likely cost me a trip to the finals. Fuckkkk

RBX
Jan 2, 2011

Intruder posted:

So when did the Bills become allergic to handing it to Shady

They need to come back. Throwing time.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

RBX posted:

They need to come back. Throwing time.

They were down a TD with like 10 minutes left when I posted that

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

BonoMan posted:

This will most likely cost me a trip to the finals. Fuckkkk

My opponent streamed them, god bless.

e: he has four players left and I have 9 players left and I'm down by 6 points right now.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
loving Aaron Rodgers buzz saw in both of my finals.

Getting Jamaal Charles flashbacks

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!
I'm winning by 10 points and still have Gore, Witten, Seahawks D, and whoever I choose in my late-game FLEX. Opponent only has Arizona D. So now I'm feeling preyty cocky and have a few options left in that flex spot. Tyreek, Britt, Dixon or Eli Rogers.

Do I play it cute and slide in Tyreek hoping for some punt return TDs? Or stick with someone reliable like Britt?

Forever_Peace
May 7, 2007

Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
I think Tevin Coleman might have just won me a championship.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Ajayi killin it in OT

edit: and now he's dead

shyduck fucked around with this message at 22:36 on Dec 24, 2016

coronaball
Feb 6, 2005

You're finished, pork-o-nazi!
Is Rawls playing?

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
SAT Hyde. I've done everything wrong.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



So for fun, let's see what my three receivers and tight ends who combined for less than 10 points last week did.




:negative:

Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

I believed in Amari Cooper today. Performances like his this year, especially the last 3 weeks, are the type that make you sour on a player forever.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Welp, last week Adam Theilen gave me a fat zero so I dropped him.

That seems to have been a mistake.

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
guys clive walford scored a td this is not a drill waiver claim for sure in week 17 leagu*gunshot*

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Silly Burrito posted:

Welp, last week Adam Theilen gave me a fat zero so I dropped him.

That seems to have been a mistake.

I didn't drop him but I benched him for Britt. So I too, feel really stupid.

Currently only up by 26, with only Tucker left against Ware, Sanders and Forsett. gently caress.

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
kinda freaking out right now

down 101-70
hill and novak have combined for 5 points

yet to play
my ware/kelce/dez vs his prater

this is the championship game where 1st place takes $600 and 2nd place takes $400.

i would really like $600.

TUS
Feb 19, 2003

I'm going to stab you. Offline. With a real knife.


Hey Matt Bryant, thanks!

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
I'm currently up 55 points with Denvers defense left to play. The bitch of it is my opponent has

L. Bell
D. Thomas
T. Hill
D.Bailey

If I can get a few points out of the Denver D I should be fine but Bell scares the hell out of me.

MalleusDei
Mar 21, 2007

Up 35 with my Tyreek Hill vs her

Big Rape, Zeke, Sanders and Witten.

I guess 2nd place will have to be good enough.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Silly Burrito posted:

Welp, last week Adam Theilen gave me a fat zero so I dropped him.

That seems to have been a mistake.

Guy playing for third in my main league did the same thing.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Quiet Feet posted:

o
sure, what the hell I guess.

Fantasy Football 2017: sure, what the hell I guess.

I am alive in a finals matchup where I really have no business being. Due to David Johnson being the greatest man who ever touched a football. And my opponent's Jeremy Hill apparently deciding to retire from football mid-game. I still need Big Ben to ball the gently caress out to actually win. But that "worst game of all time" Bengals/Texans matchup took me from completely dead to having a chance.

Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

Docjowles posted:

Fantasy Football 2017: sure, what the hell I guess.

I am alive in a finals matchup where I really have no business being. Due to David Johnson being the greatest man who ever touched a football. And my opponent's Jeremy Hill apparently deciding to retire from football mid-game. I still need Big Ben to ball the gently caress out to actually win. But that "worst game of all time" Bengals/Texans matchup took me from completely dead to having a chance.

God I love David Johnson. He is literally the reason my team won 10 games and is in line for a championship. Because he usually plays the middle games I'm always behind and am thinking gently caress man, I need like 25 from DJ. Well wouldn't you know this fucker averages 25 and 30+ is routine. I mean, 20 touchdowns? Are you serious?

Best first round pick ever.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

I can actually pinpoint my failure in fantasy leagues to the moment I DIDN'T take DJ. Like my work league where Johnson was still on the table. But I felt like I should diversify and took DeAndre Hopkins instead. And then Charles in the second :rip::respek::rip:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I'm in a pretty commanding position yet I'm super freaking paranoid

I'm up 102.98-75.72 in yahoo standard scoring with my zeke and KC defense vs his Tate, Ware and Ebron

loving David Johnson going nuts to finish the game got him back within semi-striking distance

Also I'm terrified Zeke won't play so I picked up both DMC and Morris lol

If I had played Sammy instead of Ty I'd be pretty much champion at this point

Intruder fucked around with this message at 09:04 on Dec 25, 2016

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Current status: tilting out of control.

I need a big game from Big Ben to lock up a championship. So thanks for the good start, noted NFL player Xavier Grimble (seriously who the gently caress was that?)

coronaball
Feb 6, 2005

You're finished, pork-o-nazi!
loving RAVENS LONG SNAPPER

edit: actually gently caress the holder IMO

coronaball fucked around with this message at 23:15 on Dec 25, 2016

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Man remember Antonio Brown

coronaball
Feb 6, 2005

You're finished, pork-o-nazi!

Spoeank posted:

Man remember Antonio Brown

This is a "pass funnel" game where Brown is poised to "explode", per Evan Silva.

sourdough
Apr 30, 2012

Spoeank posted:

Man remember Antonio Brown

Don't care, I just need Bell to go for like 200 yards and a couple touchdowns.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

4.3 points from Big Ben well into the third quarter

drinking intensifies

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

RVProfootballer posted:

Don't care, I just need Bell to go for like 200 yards and a couple touchdowns.

I need the opposite of this

sourdough
Apr 30, 2012

Docjowles posted:

4.3 points from Big Ben well into the third quarter

drinking intensifies

Lmao oops

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Up 42 points, he's got Ware, Forsett and Sanders to play.

All the praise unto Tucker if I can win this.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009


:getin:

All that stands between me and the crown now is her Dez vs my Witten and kicker. I have a 7 point lead as of now.

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sourdough
Apr 30, 2012

Docjowles posted:

:getin:

All that stands between me and the crown now is her Dez vs my Witten and kicker. I have a 7 point lead as of now.

Hell, I'm with you. Bell did enough to make me competitive, but Buffalo D, Julio, and playing Ryan instead of Rodgers has made it way too close. Standard scoring, I'm up 48 vs Dak, Zeke, Dez, and Prater. Hoping that Detroit shows up hard and makes it a blowout so Dallas rests everyone for the 2nd half :D

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