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Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




PROBATION!

PAR!
ME!
SAN!
BASIL!

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The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
Jesus Christ

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


jesus loving christ

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Tyreek "Good and Just" Hill

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

this owns so far

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
How boy that fearsome Denver defense of wade Phillips

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



TOUCHDOWN
KAN
SAS
CITY!

Troy Queef posted:

PROBATION!

PAR!
ME!
SAN!
BASIL!

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Kelce had a hell of a block there too.

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

KEEP
THE
HAMMER
DOWN

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Mel Mudkiper posted:

How boy that fearsome Denver defense of wade Phillips

i wonder if talib is gonna step up to some o lineman this week

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
lol parm

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

Time for Siemian to shine

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




My dad got me Chiefs playoff tickets for Christmas so the Chiefs BETTER loving WIN

Samadhi
May 13, 2001


What does he have riding on this?

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Every time Hill does something amazing I just laugh and laugh thinking about Parmesan Basil losing his god damned mind.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

I dunno, the Chiefs have their 14 points now so it's time to shut things down.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
guess they're just gonna let miami have that spot

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Petite Dinklage posted:

What does he have riding on this?

every time tyreek hill scores a td he wanted to be probated for a week.

parm hasnt been posting a lot this year.

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Grittybeard posted:

I dunno, the Chiefs have their 14 points now so it's time to shut things down.

NO :mad:

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
the gently caress did our punter name his kids

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
Colquitt does a lot of loving

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

Grittybeard posted:

I dunno, the Chiefs have their 14 points now so it's time to shut things down.

Like I said, glad I'll be in bed soon!

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

The Philip Rivers of punters

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
This is why trash weather football owns

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

Porn on VHS posted:

the gently caress did our punter name his kids

No way his wife didn't name them and he just said "gently caress it, whatever"

those are some white suburb-rear end names fo sho

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Shout out to loving special teams style.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
A for real Cairo Santos tackle.

Cairo Santos goes 5'8" 160.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

Petite Dinklage posted:

What does he have riding on this?

he quit football last week

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


that kickoff return will be more yards than all the broncos drives combined for the first half

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Porn on VHS posted:

the gently caress did our punter name his kids

the guy's brother is named britton.

speaking of

quote:

He is the son of former NFL punter Craig Colquitt, brother of Kansas City Chiefs punter Dustin Colquitt, and cousin of former NFL punter Jimmy Colquitt.[1][2] Distant cousin, Greg Colquitt, is a punter at Tennessee Tech University.


the colquitts are eclipsing the matthews as a dynasty with only punters.

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Just dropping by to say I got an amazing Redskis Hood/Scarf combo for Xmas.

And also lol Ravens.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


How often am I allowed to say "at least we won a Super Bowl" before it gets sad

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

This is the first time I've watched Siemian play

I'm having Ponder flashbacks

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

3 DONG HORSE posted:

How often am I allowed to say "at least we won a Super Bowl" before it gets sad

For the rest of your life. And it'll annoy me every time I think about it too if that helps.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Petite Dinklage posted:

This is the first time I've watched Siemian play

I'm having Ponder flashbacks

better and cheaper than Brock though

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

No Irish Need Imply posted:

Shout out to loving special teams style.

A master of pounding out punts and pounding up cunts

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


INTER loving CEPTION BAE


Grittybeard posted:

For the rest of your life. And it'll annoy me every time I think about it too if that helps.

this is acceptable

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

Alex Smith unleashes the dragon

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
Well that's a thing

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Grittybeard posted:

I dunno, the Chiefs have their 14 points now so it's time to shut things down.

Oh now Alex and Andy will be spooked so yeah, bring on the screens.

That was a bad decision for real of course.

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