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Dec 26, 2016 18:40
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Wait, that's Lee? I thought Lee Mack was the captain of the other team.
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Dec 26, 2016 18:52
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Good to know that I am not the only one who uses celery to clean my butt hole...
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Dec 26, 2016 19:54
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Mayostard posted:Good to know that I am not the only one who uses celery to clean my butt hole... Interesting. I use my butthole to make celery dirty.
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Dec 26, 2016 20:22
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I just put my toothbrush up my rear end. My life changed after I switched to a Sonicare.
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Dec 26, 2016 21:09
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It takes a while to realize that's not an actual review of LaGuardia.
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Dec 26, 2016 21:16
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The Ape of Naples posted:Interesting. I use my butthole to make celery dirty. Well yeah. That's how you make ants on a log, isn't it?
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Dec 26, 2016 21:43
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Jamesman posted:Well yeah. That's how you make ants on a log, isn't it? Thats about the only way to make them an even more disappointing snack, yes.
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Dec 26, 2016 21:46
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http://objectdreams.tumblr.com That's the source for those predictive text reviews. There's some amazing stuff there, particularly the Batman episode synopsis and the review of the French catacombs.
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Dec 26, 2016 22:00
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cohsae posted:http://objectdreams.tumblr.com
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Dec 26, 2016 23:20
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Dec 27, 2016 00:07
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Usually have to pay more for that.
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Dec 27, 2016 00:08
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Is the naked gal spoon still in stock? e: I'll pass on the naked goon slap, thanks. Same goes for the dank pale goons.
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Dec 27, 2016 00:12
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The Bananana posted:Usually have to pay more for that. It sounds like a great deal, but that's one of things where you really get what you pay for
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Dec 27, 2016 00:13
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evobatman posted:I just put my toothbrush up my rear end. Or an Anal B.
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Dec 27, 2016 00:15
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Now contemplate why the pumps are out of order.
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Dec 27, 2016 00:28
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Hoover Dam posted:Now contemplate why the pumps are out of order. 
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Dec 27, 2016 01:17
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Finally, an explanation for:
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Dec 27, 2016 04:15
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Push button to talk dirty to attendant
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Dec 27, 2016 04:26
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Finally a way to clean the teeth in my butt.
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Dec 27, 2016 04:54
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Buff Skeleton posted:Finally, an explanation for: Still trying to figure out what this is meant to be. Or is it really meant to be that? If I unfocus my eyes and really try, the only other alternative I can come up with so far is "Don't stick the nozzle into a surprised bird's nostril." And that's a hell of a stretch.
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Dec 27, 2016 04:55
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HPanda posted:And that's a hell of a stretch. Not with practice
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Dec 27, 2016 05:00
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Lizard Combatant posted:Not with practice  Not everyone would be brave enough to make that joke.
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Dec 27, 2016 05:08
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Butt stuff.
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Dec 27, 2016 05:20
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Stuff butts.
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Dec 27, 2016 13:39
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Buff stutts.
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Dec 27, 2016 14:54
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Woebin posted:Stuff butts. Your av looks so dejected about that whole concept though, poor guy.
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Dec 27, 2016 15:09
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Dick Trauma posted:I'm in loving tears. It's hard to find a better description of Baltimore than "a death camp of a sad disaster."
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Dec 27, 2016 15:17
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Karate Bastard posted:Your av looks so dejected about that whole concept though, poor guy. E: Here's something ancient from SA that I seem to have saved. 
Woebin has a new favorite as of 15:55 on Dec 27, 2016 |
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Dec 27, 2016 15:53
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That's an interesting way to use a y-axis
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Dec 27, 2016 18:34
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Facebook's translation could use some work 
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Dec 27, 2016 18:39
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Facebook struggles with translating Norwegian and Swedish correctly so I can only imagine how it fares with languages that actually conjugate verbs or have tones
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Dec 27, 2016 18:54
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That does seem like something Kissinger would say.
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Dec 27, 2016 19:03
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for some reason it sells poorly in cambodia
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Dec 27, 2016 19:36
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Dec 27, 2016 19:52
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ommega posted:Facebook's translation could use some work "When he is buried, he may not be able to put it into the second body." I'm guessing the man on the screen is buried and the girl-like creature without the nose is the second body?
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Dec 27, 2016 20:06
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Short story premise: A woman drugs a man and buries him alive in a coffin. When he awakes, he finds a phone with Kissenger installed taped to his face. The woman kisses the man as it dawns on him that he is trapped underground and will soon die. He thrashes wildly. The Kissengers sensors continue to transmit her tender lips to his.
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