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Improbable Lobster posted:vroom vroom vapourwave tampax commercials lookin' good
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Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? This is the post for you then. You must know your way around the game before we meet, must be open to anal sex, also able to fake an orgasm is a plus. I will send you the address to a hotel and a room number. When you arrive the door will be open. Please come in close and lock the door and close the shades if they are still open. I will be in the bathroom and the door will be closed. Turn on the TV and the Nintendo. Remove all of your clothing. Turn off all lights in the room and kneel down on the bed so you are directly in the light of the TV. You need to be facing the TV with your butt in the air pointed toward the pillows on the bed. Press the start button on the controller when you are ready. I will hear the sound and turn the light off in the bathroom and come out. You will not look directly at me, only look at the TV. When the first level starts I will begin to finger you and lick you. I will be using lots of lube as well. When you reach the end of level one, make sure to trigger the fireworks. This is vital to the entire experience. I must hear the fireworks. When level 2 begins and Mario walks into the pipe, I will penetrate you. You may say things like, "MORE", "HARDER", "YES", "gently caress ME", but nothing else. I will continue having sex until the level ends. DO NOT take the secret level skip. If you die I will pull out and spank you until the level restarts. When you reach the flag you must again trigger the fireworks, and also orgasm. I will pull out. When the 1-3 starts I will penetrate your rear end. You are allowed to say something like "OH GOD", "YES", OR "IT HURTS" no other conversation is allowed. When level 1-4 starts I will alternate between holes as I see fit. You may beg me to cum inside or outside of you, depending on what you want. When boss falls and you reach the princess I will pull out and blow my load where you have convinced me I want too. You may then say something like "Thanks", "It was great", "I loved it", "Don't stop" If I am impressed you may continue playing and I will continue to pleasure you. If I am not, I will turn the Nintendo Off and return to the bathroom. At this time you may clean your self with the towel that is beside the bed. Turn the lights on, redress yourself and leave. I may come back out and talk to you as you dress but the conversation will most likely be short and revolve around scheduling another time to get together.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLom-87AmO8 never heard the verses to this song before lol this poo poo is way cooler than i thought goony as gently caress dad guy, singin out his cheatin fantasy
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Bill NYSE posted:cool someone animated that joy division shirt 
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I'm on mobile so I can't post these pictures one by one but they're yospos as fuuuuuuuuuuck https://m.imgur.com/gallery/Erpib
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Optimus_Rhyme posted:I'm on mobile so I can't post these pictures one by one but they're yospos as fuuuuuuuuuuck
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Phone posted:frog fractions 2 is here.
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Optimus_Rhyme posted:I'm on mobile so I can't post these pictures one by one but they're yospos as fuuuuuuuuuuck Oh look, Doug is all grown up: 
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George posted:Oh look, Doug is all grown up: The funnie.computer URL is still available.
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Barely  but it really jumps out at you: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C0pYm1FVQAAOxgD.jpg
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It's smiling cause he's hung like a rogue elephant
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:yummy #foreskin
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Phone posted:frog fractions 2 is here. and i helped no seriously, i made some music for the arg
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Trig Discipline posted:and i helped that's awesome
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Trig Discipline posted:and i helped 
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i only got involved in the last few bits but it was p awesome. a friend of mine (you can probably guess who from the vice article) just hit me up a couple of months ago and asked if i could make some music and bury some messages in it. i was like "oh i have no time for this nonsense but gently caress YEAH" and it was a rush job but dang it was a lot of fun. i hope they start the arg for ff3 right away and let me help
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i went looking for frog fractions soundtrack on youtube, and i accidentally clicked on this, and it's kind of fun: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQq_z1gxl-E&t=7s
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