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hey welcome to the show!
Jan 22, 2014

nobody loves me
Lol, I love it!

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kalel
Jun 19, 2012

I dunno about cigars or cigarettes or vapes or weed but alcohol is the devil's drink and prohibition was a good idea

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/rad_milk/status/812821350721036292

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Anderron Shi posted:

But then again cigar enthusiasts aren't that bad..

What about the 6 remaining pipe enthusiasts?

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Dreddout posted:

What about the 6 remaining pipe enthusiasts?

They're pretty chill.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
I smoke pipes

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

cnut
May 3, 2016


Cite? lol j/k

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.
Did you know?

Partridge in a pair tree = Jesus in a crib (cribs made from trees)

2 turtle doves - angels (have wings like doves)

3 French hens - some more angels

4 calling birds - even more blessed angels

5 golden rings - also angels, shiny like gold

6 geese a laying - more angels :-) creating things

7 swans a swimming - more Angels (remember they got wings like swans) but this time they are looking out for nice folks in boats

8 maids a milking - these are just maids, but they're nice and go to church every Sunday

9 ladies dancing - the 9 wise men, crossing the desert

10 lords a leaping - probably the 10 commandments. The math adds up!

11 pipers piping - the 11 pipes owned by the nice disciples

12 drummers drumming - believe it or not, but these also represent angels and the drum noise is their voices

Merry Christmas to all!

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


DID YOU KNOW the "newborn king" that the little drummer boy is playing to is actually JESUS CHRIST, of CHRISTIAN fame?

Barnes And Body Works
Mar 2, 2016

:shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom:
:chillout:

Mustached5thGrader posted:

Did you know?

Partridge in a pair tree = Jesus in a crib (cribs made from trees)

2 turtle doves - angels (have wings like doves)

3 French hens - some more angels

4 calling birds - even more blessed angels

5 golden rings - also angels, shiny like gold

6 geese a laying - more angels :-) creating things

7 swans a swimming - more Angels (remember they got wings like swans) but this time they are looking out for nice folks in boats

8 maids a milking - these are just maids, but they're nice and go to church every Sunday

9 ladies dancing - the 9 wise men, crossing the desert

10 lords a leaping - probably the 10 commandments. The math adds up!

11 pipers piping - the 11 pipes owned by the nice disciples

12 drummers drumming - believe it or not, but these also represent angels and the drum noise is their voices

Merry Christmas to all!

did u kno the sound of me crappin on the toilet is also the sound of jesus gigglin' when it's on christmas day
the more u kno :-)
amen

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

I remember when somebody found out that some basic cell protein or something vaguely resembled a cross and everyone on my facebook thought it was a sign. Also when they heard that quarks or some subatomic poo poo looked like sound waves and they sound their poo poo because it was proof that existence is based on the sound of god's voice

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

Dreddout posted:

What about the 6 remaining pipe enthusiasts?

my girlfriend gave me a pipe for Christmas. now I'm classy and sophisticated.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

oh dope posted:

my girlfriend gave me a pipe for Christmas. now I'm classy and sophisticated.

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

he reminds me of Benjamin Franklin's basement dwelling brother

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

:tinfoil:

KK
Dec 26, 2016

by Lowtax
IM RETARDED IDIOT 'DARE' FROM TRIBALWARS

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Ok

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.
Edited to remove Dare post
Hi :-)

My name is David

Somebody fucked around with this message at 08:54 on Dec 27, 2016

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

I want to believe

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Mustached5thGrader posted:

Hi :-)

My name is David

Hi David I'm Francesca

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

cnut posted:

Cite? lol j/k

It's not true obviously

http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/music/12days.asp

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.



Wow ! Thanks for informing me of the cure for cancer, Explore Talent - Acting and Modeling!

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


to be fair I bet if you died from can cer you would then be cancer free because the cancer would also die!

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading

Cacator posted:



Wow ! Thanks for informing me of the cure for cancer, Explore Talent - Acting and Modeling!
Before and after photos lol

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Whatev posted:

Before and after photos lol

That's what I saw. No way to live man. Give me back the Cheez-Wiz and Mountain Dew.

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading
the key to good health is eating the contents of spooky Halloween feel boxes

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014


i'm the strotum

e: looks like dan quayle made this

Scrotum Modem fucked around with this message at 04:39 on Dec 27, 2016

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

I'll make sure to start eating a lot of bones, gotta keep my celery strong.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

I'm the tomato with an e.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

FedEx Mercury posted:

I'll make sure to start eating a lot of bones, gotta keep my celery strong.

Make sure you get your daily dose of hearing as well, don't wanna end up with a mushroom aid later in life.

alpaca diseases
May 19, 2009

The Butcher posted:

YOU are a GHOST riding a MEAT COVERED SKELETON and sometimes its great to party with OTHER FUCKIN GHOSTS!!

lol

liked and shared

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

I'm the naturally sliced carrot


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGWIsENJ0Pc

Cacator posted:



Wow ! Thanks for informing me of the cure for cancer, Explore Talent - Acting and Modeling!
Steroid abuse is pretty healthy!

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

dude really needs to add some maxim cover posters to his background

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014


That guy is so cool he doesn't even give a gently caress that a spider is about to go into his ear.

Ranma Fan Art posted:

to be fair I bet if you died from can cer you would then be cancer free because the cancer would also die!

Or alternatively your cancer cells live forever so you're still actually alive?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Buttcoin purse posted:

That guy is so cool he doesn't even give a gently caress that a spider is about to go into his ear.


Or alternatively your cancer cells live forever so you're still actually alive?

drat she was not good looking

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Strong jaw.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

So what do I eat if I want my butthole to be better?

Aside from fiber

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Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer

Colonel Cancer posted:

So what do I eat if I want my butthole to be better?

Aside from fiber

Tortellini

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