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Couldn't they have returned the game in exchange for the one he wanted? EDIT: Instead of throwing a tantrum, I mean.
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You know that recurring dream everyone has, where your scrotum comes to life and starts eating mealworms? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAV8zPUHzj4
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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:At one point there was a Weekend Web article covering the forums of a website called Catcollection, a furry site functioning as a repository of animal penis photographs. Once upon a time there was an r/horsevaginas and r/carnivoravaginas (cats, dogs,...). I think they are gone now and I dunno if they had the dick versions of those.
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Megabound posted:Ground Zeros was rough, but I feel the moment you Fulton your first soldier out in Phantom Pain you also smash right though that seriousness into rocket punching dudes in the dick. MGS has always mixed really dark, serious poo poo with balls-out insanity and dick jokes. Phantom Pain just took the dark content to new heights without really toning down the silly stuff and created a bizarre dichotomy.
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I can just see this guy getting caught snooping through a phone someone left charging on the couch and stammering an explanation.
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Man, Episode VIII took a weird turn.
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Fathis Munk posted:Once upon a time there was an r/horsevaginas and r/carnivoravaginas (cats, dogs,...). I think they are gone now and I dunno if they had the dick versions of those. r/thingsiwishididntknow
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"Imagine cumming on the same figurine everyday for an entire year" https://m.imgur.com/8OH4kAi
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:"Imagine cumming on the same figurine everyday for an entire year" 
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At least somebody had a good time in 2016.
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:"Imagine cumming on the same figurine everyday for an entire year" Please tell me that's faked with cheese sauce or something. Please.
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If you want to know the future of humanity...Bloodfart McCoy posted:"Imagine cumming on the same figurine everyday for an entire year"
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PYF > AUG Thread: Unwillingly Involved in The Ejaculation Process.
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Hooray for discount bin self-published cookbooks!
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:"Imagine cumming on the same figurine everyday for an entire year" Why. Why did I click the link?
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I'd say it's fake, but I've seen too many ancient cum spattered objects in my day. I think I need a little break.
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chitoryu12 posted:Please tell me that's faked with cheese sauce or something. If it were faked they'd have just used elmer's glue or something. People don't just "know" it turns that color. i hope
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Solice Kirsk posted:I'd say it's fake, but I've seen too many ancient cum spattered objects in my day. Oh yeah, wish your mom a merry christmas for me.
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Trig Discipline posted:Oh yeah, wish your mom a merry christmas for me.  You do God's work Trig.
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queserasera posted:Hooray for discount bin self-published cookbooks! How many of those recipes feature mayonnaise, soda pop, or both?
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AlbieQuirky posted:How many of those recipes feature mayonnaise, soda pop, or both? Probably 75% or so. As for the cover, the artist / savant / drunk housewife almost made a Cubist masterpiece out of it. Almost.
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AUG: Forensic Anthropologists Studying Anime Figurines Encased in Fossilized Cum
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:"Imagine cumming on the same figurine everyday for an entire year" That's a longer committed sexual relationship than I've ever had
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queserasera posted:Hooray for discount bin self-published cookbooks! Paula Dean trying to kickstart her comeback?
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Trig Discipline posted:Oh yeah, wish your mom a merry christmas for me. Holy poo poo
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Trig Discipline posted:Oh yeah, wish your mom a merry christmas for me. Mods please do not probate Trig for this mom burn. it was v funny.
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Burt Sexual posted:Mods please do not probate Trig for this mom burn. it was v funny. I would pm the mods (all of them) and ask them to reverse it if they probed him for that. Plus he gets enough probes in my mom for everyone.
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This dude has a public facebook page and he's pretty AUG https://www.facebook.com/olympiaatheist?hc_ref=NEWSFEED "What if I were to tell you that dating men over the age of 35 lowered your risk of cancer, depression, anger, stress, made your immune system stronger and gave your children with them longer living DNA? It's called telomerase equilibrium. The enzyme in an organism that keeps it young. When a person is over 35, the enzyme in the human body begins to deplete, as the person under 35 is in rising telomerance, creating a stable mixing even through simple airborne proximity that keeps the younger person in a safer balance with the older mate. When both people are over 35 after years together, the hormonal bond that has occurred for years or even decades creates the strongest bond between mates within the kingdoms of all diploid life, such as with all animals with 2 genders, including human beings. The strongest offspring also come from this union, but nature itself would not approve of a bond between organisms that did damage to the ecosystem, which is why every diploid avoids intrafamilial and intra-age group mating among K-selective animals, such as humans."  "I've been single for 5 years. I want to date younger women for once. Someone born in the 1990s would be the most fertile. Progesterone also boosts the aging male immune system. I've shown you nothing, but love. You've shown me nothing, but hate. Your telomeres are attrited from the drop off of fathers over 35 years old from the paternal aging effect myth of 1912 that reversed in 2012. Fathers over 35 give offspring stronger DNA. No wonder you're so hateful. Telomere attrition leads to mental health disorders like sociopathy and narcissism. Each generation has grown more hateful for a century. When you can acknowledge this fact and you're a woman under 26, send me an e-mail. I live in Spokane, Washington, as do you. Let's go have a nice romantic dinner somewhere here in town with good food and intimate conversation."  "5 years single. 8 ex girlfriends who began dating older men after me. 175 lbs. lost. $3000 in food given away in all my single time as an atheist. Never dated a younger woman. Lukie had a little lamb. It was better tasting fat than even duck. Surely, you must know." 
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[Citation needed] And all your images are broken.
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TELOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERES It's like  but oddly specific.
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I feel like we really need to keep an eye on this guy. There's nowhere to go but down.
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walrusman posted:I feel like we really need to keep an eye on this guy. There's nowhere to go but down. From his site: "I don't have any reason to live. I want to die. I wish I was dead more and more every day. Every day is emotional pain without your love. It's been 5 years since I've had a girlfriend. I have no reason to try anymore or to even live. Every day makes me feel like dying. I want that date. Because of your hate I want to die. Date or suicide. I'm blocking all haters. No advice taken. I want to die. Now I said I need that date. Millennials are bigots. They mostly only date other Millennials. I'm Generation X. 37 years old. Go out to dinner with me or I'm going to commit suicide. Be a single 18 to 26 year old woman in Spokane, Washington, without kids and send me an e-mail from my website or I'm going to swallow this entire bottle of pills because it's been 5 years and your rejections make me want to die. I don't want to live anymore without you."
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We Know Catheters posted:From his site: What colour does he think Sonic the Hedgehog's arms should be?
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walrusman posted:I feel like we really need to keep an eye on this guy. There's nowhere to go but down. Have you not heard of his telomerase?
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Its the most creepiest of Creepers on Facebook.
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poo poo, this was posted in the iosm thread a couple weeks ago but you're totes right, this guy belongs here too.
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To Whom It May Concern,We Know Catheters posted:"I don't have any reason to live. I want to die. I wish I was dead more and more every day. Every day is emotional pain without your love. It's been 5 years since I've had a girlfriend. I have no reason to try anymore or to even live. Every day makes me feel like dying. I want that date. Because of your hate I want to die. Date or suicide. I'm blocking all haters. No advice taken. I want to die. Now I said I need that date. E: I mean I think this was literally a Tom Lehrer joke in 1965
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