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Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
To absolutely no one's surprise, Gladbach have sacked Schubert.

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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
And apparanently have already signed Hecking who I still think is a very good pickup for them.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

Dunban posted:

Fire Alonso and Vidal into the sun

And today they're both playing again

ffs I'm melting down

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
rip Hummels' hair

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Dunban posted:

rip Hummels' hair
:whitewater:

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




How long until Bayern buys Naby Keita?

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

Good.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

Dunban posted:

And today they're both playing again

ffs I'm melting down

Check out this extremely bad post

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

:getin:

Eat poo poo Leipzig

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Did crowding the ref actually work for once?

Ugh

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Did crowding the ref actually work for once?

Ugh
No need for crowding; that was a clear red and the assref (Shut up, Beavis!) told the ref that anyway.

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.
https://twitter.com/FCBayernUS/status/811655371077156864

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very



lmao

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Now a word from our sponsors, Bic "The cheapest pen".

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
I hate both teams so I'm just going to enjoy one of them getting demolished. Get hosed, RB!

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very




What the gently caress, did Mats lose a bet (he indeed lost a bet)?

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
He looks much better now. In this gay man's opinion, his previous hairstyle was atrocious.

Tahirovic
Feb 25, 2009
Fun Shoe
Sky Dude said something about Büchsenwerfen.

Meanwhile Werder is being fun again with those last minute points.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

ah yes,

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE

He's actually sexy now. I don't know if I should be insulted that he got rid of that dumb hairstyle only after leaving us for Bayern :argh:

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones
Thorsten loving Frings. Great.

Welp, see you guys in the Zweite Liga. Especially all HSV fans.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup

Torrannor posted:

He's actually sexy now. I don't know if I should be insulted that he got rid of that dumb hairstyle only after leaving us for Bayern :argh:

he's always been sexy, i want to kiss him.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

dogboy
Jul 21, 2009

hurr
Grimey Drawer

boom

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup

toni kroos tweeted this lmao.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
That's sooo 2014. :rolleyes:

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE

Frohes Neues. Wir sind immer noch Weltmeister.

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015
Jens loving Todt?

Edit: Apparently, if you aren't good enough for Bochum and Karlsruhe, that means you're just about right for Hamburg! Hope he will get a long term contract and make at least seven figures a year.

Can we bet on the size of his inevitable severance package?

Ibogaine fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Jan 1, 2017

General Probe
Dec 28, 2004
Has this been done before?
Soiled Meat
Just sitting around in Florida watching Leverkusen lose another game against 10 men and miss more penalties...

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol at uli hoeness ranting about chinese money

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015

Jose posted:

lol at uli hoeness ranting about chinese money

What happened to your klurfatar?

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Ibogaine posted:

What happened to your klurfatar?

He put a dick in his mouth and did a really good job in that aspect of the scenario

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015

ephex posted:

He put a dick in his mouth and did a really good job in that aspect of the scenario

2017 is off to an amazing start, if you ask me.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
https://twitter.com/FCBayern/status/818843988971126785

:pwn:

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


It's nice that he went for the actual big club and not the practical sheik joke.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
Xabi Alonso told Bayerns officials that he is gonna retire at the end of the season :geno:

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Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE

ephex posted:

Xabi Alonso told Bayerns officials that he is gonna retire at the end of the season :geno:

The right decision imo. He's just a tad too slow now. Still a great player, but no longer up to Bayern's standards I think.

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