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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

baquerd posted:

No biotruths here, just the regular truths. I don't believe anyone of any "race" is categorically better than any other human, I only mean to mock those who believe the color of our skin means something absent ignorant societal judgements. I am not ignoring racial divides, merely pointing out that such divides are not helpful, and a simple consideration of relative student accomplishment (via typical standardized testing or similar) is perhaps the best metric of where we should be spending public funds (those furthest away from standards typically have the most to gain).

"I don't care if you're white or black or purple!" is useless because it severely misunderstands the reason why racism exists. Do you think people literally hate skin color and nothing else? That their hang-up is about melanin content?

They hate the race. They believe that the different races of humanity are sufficiently different from one another on a physical and mental level that they don't function the same when put in the same environment. "Purple people" don't exist, so of course you can talk about how you don't care if someone's purple. The point is that the skin color doesn't matter to them, just the perception that they're different in every other way.

baquerd posted:

I'm done here on this topic as Samizdata suggests, but I would be very happy to continue this discussion through PM's with anyone currently involved (or not involved) in this discussion. I want to learn, but I haven't heard any logical arguments or information!

That's because your brain is rejecting anything that isn't coldly logical and deciding that subtleties can't exist if you can't perceive them. If you're going to admit to being autistic, at least acknowledge that your brain isn't parsing things the same as other people's and that maybe the problem with understanding is you.

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

baquerd posted:

I want to learn, but I haven't heard any logical arguments or information!

Now THAT'S some poo poo that didn't happen.

*everyone laughs, freeze frame, roll credits*

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Why do people always qualify statements like this with ridiculous colors? It's like the technicolor version of "I'm not racist, but..."

I don't care if you're black or white or green or polka-dot but :biotruths:

baquerd
Jul 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

chitoryu12 posted:

That's because your brain is rejecting anything that isn't coldly logical and deciding that subtleties can't exist if you can't perceive them. If you're going to admit to being autistic, at least acknowledge that your brain isn't parsing things the same as other people's and that maybe the problem with understanding is you.

Regretfully, I do have to respond to this - it's absolutely possible! If I can't make a logical connection to objective truth for a certain statement, that statement is not true to me, and I don't understand (in many cases) the vast majority of people telling me otherwise. I want the world to be logical, and I disregard those who say the truth is that the world is not logical. On some level, I understand that many people do not behave this way, but I tend to dismiss them as morons, even people who are otherwise accomplished and intelligent. On yet another level, I understand that this is not a favorable viewpoint for my ideas, but I can't help myself when espousing logical viewpoints. I refused to "compromise" by letting illogical arguments win, even if those arguments are technically logical based on the overwhelming response of the people.

Whether this is a helpful viewpoint in societal progress or not, it is mine, and I will not apologize for it.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!


So is that like a picture of a monitor with that on the screen or did someone just shop the original to try and make it look like a lovely phone pick and less photoshopped? Also it being rotated slightly.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

baquerd posted:

Regretfully, I do have to respond to this - it's absolutely possible! If I can't make a logical connection to objective truth for a certain statement, that statement is not true to me, and I don't understand (in many cases) the vast majority of people telling me otherwise. I want the world to be logical, and I disregard those who say the truth is that the world is not logical. On some level, I understand that many people do not behave this way, but I tend to dismiss them as morons, even people who are otherwise accomplished and intelligent. On yet another level, I understand that this is not a favorable viewpoint for my ideas, but I can't help myself when espousing logical viewpoints. I refused to "compromise" by letting illogical arguments win, even if those arguments are technically logical based on the overwhelming response of the people.

Whether this is a helpful viewpoint in societal progress or not, it is mine, and I will not apologize for it.

you're entitled to your lovely opinions but you're not entitled to wave them around in public without being called a shithead, hth

BobbyK
Jun 4, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Man I always figured having an autistic kid would be hard for so many reasons but one of them I never thought about is that they'd be so autistic they wouldn't be able to understand racism and then spend all day arguing about it on the internet. Real eye opening stuff here.

Nyarai
Jul 19, 2012

Jenn here.

Garrand posted:

So is that like a picture of a monitor with that on the screen or did someone just shop the original to try and make it look like a lovely phone pick and less photoshopped? Also it being rotated slightly.

The poster is from a Cracked Photoshop contest to create counterproductive PSAs. Someone took the original and further shopped it for the reasons you mentioned.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

baquerd posted:

Regretfully, I do have to respond to this - it's absolutely possible! If I can't make a logical connection to objective truth for a certain statement, that statement is not true to me, and I don't understand (in many cases) the vast majority of people telling me otherwise. I want the world to be logical, and I disregard those who say the truth is that the world is not logical. On some level, I understand that many people do not behave this way, but I tend to dismiss them as morons, even people who are otherwise accomplished and intelligent. On yet another level, I understand that this is not a favorable viewpoint for my ideas, but I can't help myself when espousing logical viewpoints. I refused to "compromise" by letting illogical arguments win, even if those arguments are technically logical based on the overwhelming response of the people.

Whether this is a helpful viewpoint in societal progress or not, it is mine, and I will not apologize for it.

:laffo:

How long can a red text be?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

baquerd posted:

Regretfully, I do have to respond to this - it's absolutely possible! If I can't make a logical connection to objective truth for a certain statement, that statement is not true to me, and I don't understand (in many cases) the vast majority of people telling me otherwise. I want the world to be logical, and I disregard those who say the truth is that the world is not logical. On some level, I understand that many people do not behave this way, but I tend to dismiss them as morons, even people who are otherwise accomplished and intelligent. On yet another level, I understand that this is not a favorable viewpoint for my ideas, but I can't help myself when espousing logical viewpoints. I refused to "compromise" by letting illogical arguments win, even if those arguments are technically logical based on the overwhelming response of the people.

Whether this is a helpful viewpoint in societal progress or not, it is mine, and I will not apologize for it.

The problem is that it's not just an "unfavorable" viewpoint: it's outright wrong.

Most people aren't rational actors, behaving purely with cold logic. If you try to use logic to argue against a racist, you'll probably lose because their beliefs aren't logical. They may even think they're the logical ones and use logical fallacies that they think are brilliant to justify it. Smart people are often the ones who fall hardest for scams because once they believe it, they're very good at convincing themselves that they're not morons for believing it.

So yeah, the problem here is you. I'm sorry if that's a harsh way to put it, but the problem is that you're literally not thinking the same way as the people you're trying to talk about and you're dismissing other people's explanations as being illogical. Not everyone is Data, and there's a good reason for that.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Everybody thinks logically.

The problem is nobody can agree on fundamental axioms.

And people are reasoning from multiple self-contradictory beliefs which they treat as fundamental axioms.

Yes, even you.

Back to the STDH

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
And that doctor was Albert Einstein, a doctor in physics and most deffo not an MD you should actually trust.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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"Let's go through all these studies showing no correlation between weight and health"

(Flips through book that is very obviously nothing but blank pages while making quizzical noises and staring wide eyed at patient and also shrugs confusedly like how Jon Stewart did all the time back on the daily show)

baquerd
Jul 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

oldpainless posted:

"Let's go through all these studies showing no correlation between weight and health"

(Flips through book that is very obviously nothing but blank pages while making quizzical noises and staring wide eyed at patient and also shrugs confusedly like how Jon Stewart did all the time back on the daily show)

The missing variable is height!

Edit: I mean race.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

oldpainless posted:

"Let's go through all these studies showing no correlation between weight and health"

(Flips through book that is very obviously nothing but blank pages while making quizzical noises and staring wide eyed at patient and also shrugs confusedly like how Jon Stewart did all the time back on the daily show)

More like oldpeerless.

Did I do it right?

pc lithman
Oct 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

baquerd posted:

Regretfully, I do have to respond to this - it's absolutely possible! If I can't make a logical connection to objective truth for a certain statement, that statement is not true to me, and I don't understand (in many cases) the vast majority of people telling me otherwise. I want the world to be logical, and I disregard those who say the truth is that the world is not logical. On some level, I understand that many people do not behave this way, but I tend to dismiss them as morons, even people who are otherwise accomplished and intelligent. On yet another level, I understand that this is not a favorable viewpoint for my ideas, but I can't help myself when espousing logical viewpoints. I refused to "compromise" by letting illogical arguments win, even if those arguments are technically logical based on the overwhelming response of the people.

Whether this is a helpful viewpoint in societal progress or not, it is mine, and I will not apologize for it.
Hey guy, listen.

I get you think you are really smart and "logical" and stuff, but you aren't. A lot of all the nonsense you are spouting here is easily debunked with a bit of actual thought.

It's really easy to dismiss someone you don't agree with by calling them "morons", shuts the discussion down real easy!

pc lithman
Oct 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
Also I'm surprised it didn't occur to such a Grandmaster of Logic such as yourself, that in a situation like this where it's clear you don't know what the gently caress you're talking about, the most LOGIC! thing to do would actually be to shut the gently caress up about it.

You have a literal brain deficiency and still have the loving gall to call other people names? Lmao.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion
My grandfather ran a camp for disadvantaged boys from NYC. Tough kids, most from troubled families or who had been in trouble themselves. But they all had one thing in common, no matter their race or ethnicity: Once they set foot on something other than concrete, and were surrounded by trees instead of buildings, they all changed their attitudes, going from rough and mouthy to quiet and a bit scared. They'd spend a week or so, getting fed decent food, learning, the usual camp things, before going home. He said it helped a few of them turn their lives around. Granted, this was the 40s, but I suspect some of the basics still hold true.

In any event, Ghetto Hikes is full of poo poo.

aardwolf
Apr 27, 2013

baquerd posted:

Regretfully, I do have to respond to this - it's absolutely possible! If I can't make a logical connection to objective truth for a certain statement, that statement is not true to me, and I don't understand (in many cases) the vast majority of people telling me otherwise. I want the world to be logical, and I disregard those who say the truth is that the world is not logical. On some level, I understand that many people do not behave this way, but I tend to dismiss them as morons, even people who are otherwise accomplished and intelligent. On yet another level, I understand that this is not a favorable viewpoint for my ideas, but I can't help myself when espousing logical viewpoints. I refused to "compromise" by letting illogical arguments win, even if those arguments are technically logical based on the overwhelming response of the people.

Whether this is a helpful viewpoint in societal progress or not, it is mine, and I will not apologize for it.

LOTS OF DRIED FROG PILLS

(I figure it's worth a shot)

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

pc lithman posted:

Hey guy, listen.

I get you think you are really smart and "logical" and stuff, but you aren't. A lot of all the nonsense you are spouting here is easily debunked with a bit of actual thought.

It's really easy to dismiss someone you don't agree with by calling them "morons", shuts the discussion down real easy!

literally everyone i've known who farts on about logic and reason have been completely unreasonable people because despite claiming to be logical they base their opinions on false premises. If you miss that fundamental point then everything you deduce using your logic is going to be a bunch of complete bullshit. Garbage In, Garbage Out to put it in terms a computer person would understand.

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich

oldpainless posted:

"Let's go through all these studies showing no correlation between weight and health"

(Flips through book that is very obviously nothing but blank pages while making quizzical noises and staring wide eyed at patient and also shrugs confusedly like how Jon Stewart did all the time back on the daily show)

Diets don't work, exercise is too hard, I'm in a food desert, etc

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

Slime posted:

literally everyone i've known who farts on about logic and reason have been completely unreasonable people because despite claiming to be logical they base their opinions on false premises.

Yeah, and the very first false premise they wrap themselves around is the idea that talking about logic and reason means they are logical and reasonable. They take a tool and turn it into a totem, and then are surprised when nobody else respects their totem when they wave it in their face.
I speak with experience here, because I was one of these goobs in High School, and thankfully I've grown out of it for the most part.

Nyarai
Jul 19, 2012

Jenn here.

quote:

• My yearbook photo was a picture of some random baby off of Google I photoshopped my 17 year-old self’s head onto. It made it in.
• Slipped a video titled “hot busty lesbian porn” into the personal folders of everyone in my computer class, which after they all crowded around to see what it was, turned out to be the video for Never Gonna Give You Up (it was 2007, so not yet a worn out joke). Thanks to them (like idiots) deciding to swarm a computer with sound, the computer lab filled up with cheesy ‘80s pop and the sound of me laughing so hard I ended up on the floor clutching my stomach.
• Figured out that the school board internet filters blocked based on words and URLs, so I bypassed them simply by pinging their IP addresses, giving me free reign to Youtube and wherever else I felt like going to. I abused this power, and the fact I luckily had one of the computers with built-in speakers, to blast copious amounts of death metal all class.
• Formed an air band called Minotaur Lizards whose career peak was “playing” a montage of classic rock songs during a school presentation.
• Acted out the mock trial that made up the final for our senior year Law class as head prosecutor, wearing no shirt, no socks, a Dead Kennedys t-shirt, and shorts. Somehow got 10/10 for “appropriateness of dress” by being so utterly wrong that the teacher considered me to have looped back around.
• Made sure that the yearbook contained the words “Harry Potter erotica”, and nobody realized until it had already gone to print.
• Did accounting for some of the pot dealers in my year and ended up taking a good cash bonus home after my suggested “baked sale” hit it big.
• Managed to get out of gym class the last two years on the promise to teachers that if I kept a friend, who was in a wheelchair and one of the above-mentioned dealers, occupied and out of trouble, I could skimp on doing class for non-test days and eke out a 75%.
• Turned in so many bullshit essays and “I was bored on this vocabulary test so I write it all in haiku” results that teachers would be disappointed if I turned in ‘normal effort’ work.
• Found out someone I really disliked hated my laugh, and dialed up how totally hilarious I found Cool Runnings so much that my laughter got him into a hissy fit that ended with his suspension.
• Figured out the school’s weak exits where one could slip through without being noticed, and began selling this information to people once our school cut its truancy officer for budget reasons.
• Managed to send through enough filthily-worded Valentine’s Day candygrams with the help of a friend on the inside that there were no candygrams the next year.
• Did most of my work for my last year on a single piece of paper I’d just fold up and stick back in my pocket out of general laziness and my lack of need for notes. Math teacher kept poking fun at it, which led to an escalating war of attrition that ended when I handed in a test written on a corn tortilla.
• Was voted Most Unique in what is most certainly the last flattering time that award was given in the school’s history.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

quote:

Was voted Most Unique

This is what all true fake bullshit writers really want in their lives

Trebek
Mar 7, 2002
College Slice
PARKER LEWIS CAN'T LOSE

also he wore no shirt but also wore a dead kennedys t-shirt. are the dead kennedy's like the band people default to in order to appear edgy

life is killing me
Oct 28, 2007

I, too, think I'm smart, edgy and hilarious.

Except that I'd probably write into my stdh that other people laughed too or that anyone else besides myself thought I was as great as I'm trying to make myself sound

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Oh my god I remember reading this one before but it still makes me so so mad I really want to punch that nerd.

psutify
Oct 19, 2012
Pride

"I totally stuck the landing" posted:

Last weekend I was frolicking in my parents' pool with eight children and three adults. Being the cool grown-up I am, I was the only one participating in "Diving Board Games" as they are called at the Ray household. Basically, those in the pool challenge the daredevil kids (and one full-grown) to answer a question mid-jump.

I had just correctly answered "EIGHT" when my brother-in-law called out the square root of 64 (we like to educate as well as play) when I popped up by my sister in the shallow end. She was proud of me!

Wait...proud that I was able to both recall and blurt out the answer in such a small sliver of time while in mid-air? Or proud that I knew the answer? I sat there contemplating if I should be offended. To test the water (pun intended) I casually wondered out loud if I should do a back flip off the diving board.

Jamie: I don't think so.
Me: You don't think I should? Or you don't think I can?
Jamie: [silence]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

I marched my happy self up to the diving board to the chortle of my entire family. Half were rooting me on because they wanted to point and laugh when I ended up doing a belly flop. The other half were scared that I would crack my head open. I specifically remember Mama screaming, "Don't do this! You're not a young girl anymore!"

GAME ON, MOTHER.

I'm happy to report that I executed a beautiful back flip in pike position. I'd appreciate it if you never told any of the witnesses that my entire right side and my tailbone hurt that night. Next time, I'll remember to do some light stretching before showing off.

Annnnnnd there it is. The root of all evil. Pride got the best of me. Again.

Please tell me I'm not the only one who suffers from prideful moments in my life. This annoying character trait pops up at the most inconvenient times. It make me stubborn. It keeps me from saying, "I'm sorry." It makes me think I'm invincible and better than those around me.

King David pondered the same idea. Psalm 10:4 reads, "In his pride the wicked does not seek Him. In all his thoughts there is no room for God."

Hold please while I go and highlight that Bible verse in yellow. And circle it. With big stars and arrows.

So what's the best way to combat my pride? Fortunately, we have an answer in Daniel 4:37: "Those who walk in pride, He is able to humble."

Praise the Lord.

Having a humble heart is hard for me. Mainly because that means I have stop looking inward for once and instead concentrate on those around me. What better way to humble myself than to invest in the lives of others? Is it possible for me to listen to their stories and while silently serving as a beacon of light? How many lives can change if we simply tell someone through our actions, "I SEE YOU. AND YOU ARE WORTHY."

I need to do a better job of understanding that it's not all about me. Otherwise, I'll be icing the right side of by body for the rest of my life. And I don't have time for that.
e: How can I be humble AND perfect in every way? :agesilaus:

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life is killing me
Oct 28, 2007

psutify posted:

Pride

e: How can I be humble AND perfect in every way? :agesilaus:

Are you just pissed there are bible verses in it? Yeah it's reaching for some pats on the back, ok. But is this stdh really different from what you'd hear in church?

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Re: high school kid

I can buy that most of those things happened, just not that anyone besides the writer was amused/impressed/entertained.

Also, the concept of "sneaking" anything into a school yearbook is hilarious. When has any yearbook had quality control?

Antivehicular has a new favorite as of 01:46 on Dec 29, 2016

Trebek
Mar 7, 2002
College Slice

life is killing me posted:

Are you just pissed there are bible verses in it? Yeah it's reaching for some pats on the back, ok. But is this stdh really different from what you'd hear in church?

It seemed like a really convuluted way to brag about a sick back flip you landed

Darth Windu
Mar 17, 2009

by Smythe
I really liked that one stdh that was just a kid bragging about how his dad beat the poo poo out of someone. My dad is strong too.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

Darth Windu posted:

I really liked that one stdh that was just a kid bragging about how his dad beat the poo poo out of someone. My dad is strong too.

"My dad can beat up your dad!"

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


I'm not surprised that high school smuggo fantasy spawned on Tumblr.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
http://imgur.com/gallery/yi92V

Take your pick.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands


At least a number of these provably happened.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

"Linebacker with two amazing dads" is pick of the litter box.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

gschmidl posted:

At least a number of these provably happened.

The Australian guy saving suicidal people was also a real guy. Unfortunately he died in 2012 at the age of 86, though he saved between 160 and 400 people (the latter is his family's claim) from suicide.

There's also this guy at the Golden Gate Bridge and this guy in Japan.

bean_shadow
Sep 27, 2005

If men had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.

Antivehicular posted:

Re: high school kid

I can buy that most of those things happened, just not that anyone besides the writer was amused/impressed/entertained.

Also, the concept of "sneaking" anything into a school yearbook is hilarious. When has any yearbook had quality control?

I worked at a yearbook publisher and part of my job was to go through pages and pages of yearbooks, on the computer, and flag anything that was wrong like pictures out of place or kids flipping off the camera. It would then go to another department where it would be fixed or they would contact the school to ask about it.

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Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
I'm not saying none of those happened, I'm just saying some of them didn't.

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