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Orcs and Ostriches: Aug 26, 2010; The Great Twist

DavidAlltheTime posted:

Short story premise:
A woman drugs a man and buries him alive in a coffin. When he awakes, he finds a phone with Kissenger installed taped to his face. The woman kisses the man as it dawns on him that he is trapped underground and will soon die. He thrashes wildly. The Kissengers sensors continue to transmit her tender lips to his.

Add inflation and you have the next deviantart hit.

# ? Dec 27, 2016 20:18

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# ? May 25, 2024 23:46

Rigged Death Trap: Feb 13, 2012; BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Hey baby
I wanna invade your lips

# ? Dec 27, 2016 20:30

m2pt5: May 18, 2005; THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

I had never heard of Kissenger before I saw it mentioned here

how long until they make a version for sex rather than kissing

# ? Dec 27, 2016 21:38

FAT32 SHAMER: Aug 16, 2012

m2pt5 posted:

I had never heard of Kissenger before I saw it mentioned here

how long until they make a version for sex rather than kissing

I thought that's what a zhūan head was

# ? Dec 27, 2016 21:40

Macdeo Lurjtux: Jul 5, 2011; BRRREADSTOOORRM!

No, Zhuan Head was a hero of of the warring states era that kept sending Cao Cao scroll drawings of his lips.

# ? Dec 27, 2016 23:52

Bunni-kat: May 25, 2010; Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

m2pt5 posted:

I had never heard of Kissenger before I saw it mentioned here

how long until they make a version for sex rather than kissing

Sadly, I know that exists for PCs. Did you want a mobile version?

# ? Dec 28, 2016 00:01

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

cohsae posted:

http://objectdreams.tumblr.com
That's the source for those predictive text reviews. There's some amazing stuff there, particularly the Batman episode synopsis and the review of the French catacombs.

From the catacombs review:

"i saw a long line of skulls femurs and bones across the street from the exit of the catacombs. these people died from taking pictures of people who died from taking photographs of the tour guide."

# ? Dec 28, 2016 00:03

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Good thing he didn't take any pictures of those bones.

# ? Dec 28, 2016 00:18

Mayostard: Apr 21, 2007; In the Chamber of Understanding

Data Graham posted:

Good thing he didn't take any pictures of those bones.

That would have been exceedingly frightening.

# ? Dec 28, 2016 00:30

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

Avenging_Mikon posted:

Sadly, I know that exists for PCs. Did you want a mobile version?

I kinda assumed it existed for mobile. Which PC teledildonics application are you referring to?

(I mostly wanted an excuse to use the term "teledildonics". Its the best term)

# ? Dec 28, 2016 00:34

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

You so did not just make up that term.

# ? Dec 28, 2016 01:25

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

Karate Bastard posted:

You so did not just make up that term.

I did not, but I love it anyway.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teledildonics

Edit:

quote:

the term was coined in 1975 by Ted Nelson[1] in his book Computer Lib / Dream Machines.

# ? Dec 28, 2016 01:27

Krinkle: Feb 9, 2003; Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts

If the topic has swung to teledildonics then back when the internet was new I was very gullible and I thought this might be real until I noticed there's no price listed and you have to email them for further directions.
http://www.easylife.org/fufme/
:nws:

God, years later and this concept art still cracks me up.

# ? Dec 28, 2016 01:45

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Wanna spell that with a k. Teledildonik.

# ? Dec 28, 2016 01:52

NLJP: Aug 26, 2004

Karate Bastard posted:

Wanna spell that with a k. Teledildonik.

I mean sure if you want an 80s german improvised industrial band

edit: It does sound like a spinoff from Einst�rzende Neubauten

# ? Dec 28, 2016 02:16

ToxicSlurpee: Nov 5, 2003; -=SEND HELP=-; Pillbug

Krinkle posted:

If the topic has swung to teledildonics then back when the internet was new I was very gullible and I thought this might be real until I noticed there's no price listed and you have to email them for further directions.
http://www.easylife.org/fufme/

God, years later and this concept art still cracks me up.

It makes me unreasonably happy that that atrocity of a website still exists. It's seriously like looking back in time.

# ? Dec 28, 2016 02:17

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

Holy poo poo, it recommends it use on the 'corporate intranet'

So banging your secretary can be even safer?

# ? Dec 28, 2016 02:57

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Dec 28, 2016 02:59

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Wheat Loaf posted:

2017 is gonna come on time so this doesn't check out.

# ? Dec 28, 2016 03:24

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

2017 is directed by Trump check yo facts

# ? Dec 28, 2016 03:57

RyokoTK: Feb 12, 2012; I am cool.

Solice Kirsk posted:

2017 is gonna come on time so this doesn't check out.

Nicely done.

# ? Dec 28, 2016 05:33

DontMockMySmock: Aug 9, 2008; I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.