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Merry Christmas everyone, I got you two presents which I also give you every other dayquote:The town I live in was usually slow and laid back. We're all pretty drat lazy and don't really get active, which includes poo poo like playing videogames and eating your weight in junk food daily. the gooniest Wile E Coyote quote:My confession is neither spicy nor embarrassing, and I apologize. I am also not a native english speaker so I apologize for any bad english or weird words. Money brings you happiness if your primary problems all revolve around not having money. Rich people who already have more money than they'll ever need but spend all day every day struggling to get even more of it are all secretly miserable, but up until the point where all your material needs are met, money will increase your happiness, mostly because as anon said, it will very directly solve the kinds of problems poor people have.
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 16:50 |
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# ? May 23, 2024 20:31 |
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That confession sounds very similar to the r/relationships story about the guys gf who couldn't be assed to pay for hot water for their apartment but ended up being secretly wealthy.
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 17:22 |
loquacius posted:the gooniest Wile E Coyote This is literally a meme ("We Are Number One"). Props to the poster on the "losing hair" bit as I'm guessing that's an intentional reference to the chemo treatment the actor's going through.
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 17:37 |
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Lotto goon was doing pretty good until he got up to the internet girl. Internet relationships can be great but they are not real relationships. You can form a bond with someone when they expose only one aspect of themselves to you that wouldn't work if you met the complete person. Enjoy your friendship and your closeness, but don't tell her about the money because it will change the entire dynamic. And definitely don't give her any money. Having said that, she is a distraction from your real life. Your goal should be to meet a real person in your country that you can have sex with and maybe love, too. You seem like you have some issues to work through before you get there so maybe now use the opportunity to work on those.
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 17:49 |
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The Management posted:Lotto goon was doing pretty good until he got up to the internet girl. Internet relationships can be great but they are not real relationships. You can form a bond with someone when they expose only one aspect of themselves to you that wouldn't work if you met the complete person. Enjoy your friendship and your closeness, but don't tell her about the money because it will change the entire dynamic. And definitely don't give her any money.
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 18:02 |
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Blue runner story would be improved if he had red shoes and spiky hair.
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 18:05 |
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Anti jogger goon is a hero
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 18:49 |
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Marmaduke! posted:Blue runner story would be improved if he had red shoes and spiky hair. And if it was a Icelandic children's TV show.
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 18:54 |
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Its me, the guy who recognizes oblique references to children's television shows I thought it was Sonic also.
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 21:53 |
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The Management posted:Lotto goon was doing pretty good until he got up to the internet girl. Internet relationships can be great but they are not real relationships. You can form a bond with someone when they expose only one aspect of themselves to you that wouldn't work if you met the complete person. Enjoy your friendship and your closeness, but don't tell her about the money because it will change the entire dynamic. And definitely don't give her any money. You should definitely find a person you like and who lives close enough to be a real girlfriend. Unless you or her really feels like moving, most relationships start either at school or online. So, maybe get a part time job at a small shop just to pass the time and have something to talk about? Or take some random adult-ed classes that seem fun? Speleothing fucked around with this message at 22:17 on Dec 25, 2016 |
# ? Dec 25, 2016 22:15 |
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RatHat posted:And if it was a Icelandic children's TV show. It's a piece of cake to write a funny fake If your tastes are goony
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 22:35 |
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Who were you expecting? Sportaflop????
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 22:46 |
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The jogger dude story would make for a p. good video game
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 23:06 |
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I wish I won the lottery. I actually think that LDR can work, but only if you set the goal to make it non-LDR. I'm a child of a relationship that started that way back from a time when even having an own phone landline was kinda uncommon and people wrote letters. I think Lotto goon has the advantage to be able to move without having any attachment to a job or a career or apparently even a social circle. The money can follow him around anywhere. E: The wealthy and rich also have a hell of a lot an easier time crossing country borders permanently Police Automaton fucked around with this message at 05:25 on Dec 26, 2016 |
# ? Dec 26, 2016 05:22 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:It's a piece of cake to write a funny fake
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# ? Dec 27, 2016 03:10 |
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I don't get new shoes for 8 months or more. They need to have literal holes in them before I even consider getting new ones. So of course I've developed a queue of new shoes to be worn in a year because I just have unused shoes just sitting in their box in the closet. I also don't throw them away either; I am easily the last person to tie the laces together and throw them onto a phone line like a 90's kid.
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# ? Dec 27, 2016 16:34 |
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The anti-runner goon specifically mentions bananas and nets, and says "number one" if anyone is confused still. Which are things sonic does, plus rings E:I hate fun Hardawn fucked around with this message at 17:12 on Dec 27, 2016 |
# ? Dec 27, 2016 17:02 |
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Hardawn posted:The anti-runner goon specifically mentions bananas and nets, and says "number one" if anyone is confused still. Shhh, it's really funny to not let people in on the joke and watch them react sincerely while giggling to yourself that you saw through the ruse.
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# ? Dec 27, 2016 17:03 |
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This isn't really a confession per se but it's all I got rnquote:The next time you watch cops, measure the 'TTMS' or 'Time to Minority Suspects' I've seen it as early as two minutes into the episode. Our contributors are all taking Christmas off I guess
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# ? Dec 27, 2016 18:09 |
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Half of cops is high white guys not wearing a shirt at a trailer park. But I guess if you ignore the rednecks, you will find other groups on there.
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# ? Dec 27, 2016 18:36 |
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That one was me on xmas eve
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# ? Dec 27, 2016 18:49 |
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Hardawn posted:The anti-runner goon specifically mentions bananas and nets, and says "number one" if anyone is confused still. i'm really liking the part of this where people climb out of the woodwork to explain that it's fake, but explain it wrong
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# ? Dec 27, 2016 21:06 |
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Arrhythmia posted:i'm really liking the part of this where people climb out of the woodwork to explain that it's fake, but explain it wrong The first paragraph put Lazytown into my head, and google shoes that the fitness-minded protagonist does wear a lot of blue, so that was probably what did it. Do we just interpret the first paragraph as the average Sonic gamer?
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# ? Dec 27, 2016 21:56 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:The first paragraph put Lazytown into my head, and google shoes that the fitness-minded protagonist does wear a lot of blue, so that was probably what did it. no lazytown is right, people saying sonic are wrong
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# ? Dec 27, 2016 22:14 |
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Arrhythmia posted:no lazytown is right, people saying sonic are wrong Watch out for this guy, he's good at figuring stuff out. 🙃
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# ? Dec 27, 2016 22:19 |
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I'm a super mario
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# ? Dec 27, 2016 22:40 |
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I'm a regular mario
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# ? Dec 27, 2016 23:31 |
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Arrhythmia posted:no lazytown is right, people saying sonic are wrong I should have listened to my heart
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 00:37 |
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we should round up the people propogating the lazytown meme and kill them
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 00:41 |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:we should round up the people propogating the lazytown meme and kill them Yar har fiddle-de-dee! Killing these poster is alright with me Do what you want 'cause it's a dumb meme You are autistic!
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 01:01 |
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That one was bad I'm sorry
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 01:01 |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:we should round up the people propogating the lazytown meme and kill them so the people who helped raise 100 grand for a cancer patient should be killed?
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 01:05 |
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Putty posted:so the people who helped raise 100 grand for a cancer patient should be killed? Death demands his due.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 01:10 |
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quote:I purposely start poo poo to provoke people into physical confrontations. I have very little going on in my life, but I can beat most people in a fight, so yeah. As penance I am giving you the homework assignment from Fight Club. Start a fight with a stranger, and lose on purpose. Make some random guy's day. quote:At a high school party years ago I stuck my penis in the mouth of a girl who had passed out drunk. I was also drunk, and horny, and stupid. I instantly felt ashamed and stopped, left the party, and called the police on the party. I realize that's not cool but I was so freaked out I wanted to make sure she was okay. I am not an expert on this kind of thing, can having a dick momentarily in your mouth while you are unconscious actually inflict lasting psychological damage or is he just not stalking her hard enough to be able to tell whether she's dating Either way this is a creepy obsession with a creepier origin and you should probably just let her do her own thing
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 04:09 |
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Fight goon is a loving champ. You're gonna catch flak for being who you are, but I salute you.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 04:13 |
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Lots of goons raping these last few days. Can we please change the fake confessions back to humorous anime obsessions please?
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 04:14 |
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KomodoWagon posted:Fight goon is a loving champ. You're gonna catch flak for being who you are, but I salute you. You aren't a champ until you pick a fight with a pro and win
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 04:14 |
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loquacius posted:As penance I am giving you the homework assignment from Fight Club. Start a fight with a stranger, and lose on purpose. Make some random guy's day. I'd bet money that this guy hasn't said a word to his brother in forever, and his brother barely remembers him, but he typed out a confession about how he totally beat up his big brother but he struck first so it's cool one handed like the sad little baby he is.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 04:16 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:You aren't a champ until you pick a fight with a pro and win That's not what it says in my copy of The Art of War.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 04:17 |
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# ? May 23, 2024 20:31 |
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the champ dude should find the ninja dude from a few pages back and they can clean up the gangs or something
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 04:19 |