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JcDent posted:You pour a couldron of lye on a petard crew about to blow your gate and the wind/moat carries the lye towards a group of nuns or something. Actually just Magdeburg.
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JcDent posted:You pour a couldron of lye on a petard crew about to blow your gate and the wind/moat carries the lye towards a group of nuns or something. You pour boiling oil over the walls onto the invaders, only to discover too late that a wagon of fleeing women and children are rushing through the gate at that very moment.
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You accidentally use the square bullets with the puckle gun on enemies whose religious affiliation is uncertain.
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lenoon posted:Surely the Vikings TV series isn't historically accurate because it's talking about possibly entirely mythical Ragnar Lodbrok? Like it should be a mythical saga, he was a saga kind of guy. There's levels to historical accuracy. Such as the picture that Rome paints of Roman culture and society, it is very accurate based on what we know about Rome. It doesn't matter that Pullo and Vorenus weren't probably around for most of what happened. Vikings has this weird thing going on where some of the stuff in the series is very accurate, and then they drop historical accuracy for the next scene for dramatic purposes. For instance, the scene in the first episode where the two dudes show up at Ragnars and Lagerthas house and she tells them that there's water and food if they want, otherwise they can gently caress off: very much an accurate representation of how the duty of hospitality worked in early medieval Scandinavia. Then again, the next scene where the Jarl, played by Gabriel Byrne, condemns a guy to death for reasons. They didn't have the death penalty. Likewise, Byrnes Jarl is presented a lot like a late medieval king or something. He's the Jarl because people have confidence in his leadership, he can't actually tell people that they have to do what he says for most of the time.
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SeanBeansShako posted:Also, I guess heated shot for the naval situation but then if your unlucky enough to be hit by a roundshot already it being incedibly hot is the least of your problems. How does this work? I have a hard time picturing how you'd warm up a cannonball enough to be a fire hazard to a ship yet safely handle it.
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# ? Dec 27, 2016 18:48 |
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I spent my entire childhood theorycrafting why the Empire was actually cool and good.
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# ? Dec 27, 2016 18:52 |
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Kemper Boyd posted:There's levels to historical accuracy. Such as the picture that Rome paints of Roman culture and society, it is very accurate based on what we know about Rome. It doesn't matter that Pullo and Vorenus weren't probably around for most of what happened. I got unreasonably upset when I saw Floki building a ship frame first.
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Pornographic Memory posted:How does this work? I have a hard time picturing how you'd warm up a cannonball enough to be a fire hazard to a ship yet safely handle it. SoggyBobcat posted:What's the seventeenth century equivalent to white phosphorous?
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TerminalSaint posted:I got unreasonably upset when I saw Floki building a ship frame first. Is that not how you do it? Or do you build a drydock-esque frame for it first?
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PittTheElder posted:Is that not how you do it? Or do you build a drydock-esque frame for it first?
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Pornographic Memory posted:How does this work? I have a hard time picturing how you'd warm up a cannonball enough to be a fire hazard to a ship yet safely handle it. I remember reading somewhere that they'd use an additional wad that had been soaked with water between the powder and the ball. That would give you enough time to load the ball and aim the whole thing without the heated ball setting off the powder right away.
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Pornographic Memory posted:How does this work? I have a hard time picturing how you'd warm up a cannonball enough to be a fire hazard to a ship yet safely handle it. Heat it up in a fire (a forge was best because they were partially enclosed and had good draft) and then use tongs and clamps to carry it to the gun and load it. Careful sponging of the bore ensured there were no loose grains of powder from the previous shot and wadding prevented the heated ball from burning through the powder bag and setting off the charge. It's not that difficult but heated shot was used mainly by shore batteries against ships rather than ship-on-ship. All fires and unneccesary lamps were put out when a ship went into action because of the risk of sparks setting off a fire or sparking some loose powder, so using heated shot on-board was at best a calculated risk. efb, by HEY GAL and Perestroika
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HEY GAL posted:tongs somebody has a case of the hangovers. just get right back to the hair of the dog that bit you, as your dudes would.
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Perestroika posted:I remember reading somewhere that they'd use an additional wad that had been soaked with water between the powder and the ball. That would give you enough time to load the ball and aim the whole thing without the heated ball setting off the powder right away. Like HEY GAL said, tongs and a really big furnace. It's not exactly 100% efficient and depends how well the barrel of the gun is cast, If the artillery piece is really lovely it will gently caress the barrel up from cracking it to even exploding if you are really unlucky. If the artillery piece is well well casted siege level a a few balls will be shot before it will need cooling time. The aim of the shot is that a few pieces will be doing it, multiple fires on board a wooden sailing ship is a horrible horrible nightmare with the worst case scenario always being the hot roundshot somehow finds it's way into the powder magazine.
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turn it up TURN ME ON posted:I spent my entire childhood theorycrafting why the Empire was actually cool and good. Playing TIE fighter makes it tempting to do that. Unfortunately all those theories fall apart once you acknowledge the guy at the top of the org chart who is an evil wizard that shoots lightning out of his hands . I never figured out a way to get around it
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Ainsley McTree posted:Playing TIE fighter makes it tempting to do that. Unfortunately all those theories fall apart once you acknowledge the guy at the top of the org chart who is an evil wizard that shoots lightning out of his hands . I never figured out a way to get around it It's a sadly common problem in fiction: the bad guys tend to have so much more style and moxie than the good guys.
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Kemper Boyd posted:There's levels to historical accuracy. Such as the picture that Rome paints of Roman culture and society, it is very accurate based on what we know about Rome. It doesn't matter that Pullo and Vorenus weren't probably around for most of what happened. Also doesn't Ragnar fall more into quasi-mythical than straight up mythical? I thought he was one of those cases where there are a lot of things that are clearly mystical / mythical / exaggerated / etc about him, but there's also probably a real person (or persons) somewhere at the core of all that.
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Ainsley McTree posted:Playing TIE fighter makes it tempting to do that. Unfortunately all those theories fall apart once you acknowledge the guy at the top of the org chart who is an evil wizard that shoots lightning out of his hands . I never figured out a way to get around it ITYM a democratically elected head of state with a bad skin condition and a few eccentric hobbies
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Cyrano4747 posted:Also doesn't Ragnar fall more into quasi-mythical than straight up mythical? I thought he was one of those cases where there are a lot of things that are clearly mystical / mythical / exaggerated / etc about him, but there's also probably a real person (or persons) somewhere at the core of all that. We can't prove he exists, and he comes mostly from sagas. That said, he is said to be the father of a number of actual, factual historical dudes, including: Bjørn Ironside, Halfdan, Hvidsærk, Ivar Boneless, Sigurd Snake-in-the-Eye and Ubbe. Some say he's the son of Sigurd Hring, but Hring is also mythical, so apart from his kids we don't have much tying him to (non-legendary) history.
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Cythereal posted:It's a sadly common problem in fiction: the bad guys tend to have so much more style and moxie than the good guys. Darth Vader is pretty much peak this. The way he just murders underling after underling in Empire never fails to make me laugh.
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Nebakenezzer posted:Darth Vader is pretty much peak this. The way he just murders underling after underling in Empire never fails to make me laugh. As a kid I always wanted to root for the Empire because they're the ones with the giant badass starships.
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Are there any notable successful military leaders with a predilection for personally murdering underlings?
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Fangz posted:Are there any notable successful military leaders with a predilection for personally murdering underlings? Well if you exclude the "personally" bit, Stalin I guess?
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Nebakenezzer posted:Darth Vader is pretty much peak this. The way he just murders underling after underling in Empire never fails to make me laugh. Apology accepted Captain Needa. *signals two random guards to drag the body away*
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Cythereal posted:As a kid I always wanted to root for the Empire because they're the ones with the giant badass starships. Me too but then I'm British
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Kemper Boyd posted:There's levels to historical accuracy. Such as the picture that Rome paints of Roman culture and society, it is very accurate based on what we know about Rome. It doesn't matter that Pullo and Vorenus weren't probably around for most of what happened. Also the bit where they talk about Britain as some impossibly distant possibly mythical land. Bitch on a clear day you can see it from NORMANdy with your naked eye.
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feedmegin posted:Me too but then I'm British I'm American. We've got bigger than you. Much bigger.
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feedmegin posted:Also the bit where they talk about Britain as some impossibly distant possibly mythical land. Bitch on a clear day you can see it from NORMANdy with your naked eye. Well it wasn't called Normandy yet.
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Cythereal posted:As a kid I always wanted to root for the Empire because they're the ones with the giant badass starships. Lot of imperial fascists itt.
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Of course I have always rooted for the Empire. Who else to keep the church Catholic and Vienna out of the hands of the vile Turk?
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Splode posted:Lot of imperial fascists itt. Any excuse for more Hugo Boss uniforms.
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Those First Order guys in the 1st Film of the new ones seem to be the ones getting the Hugo Boss treatment now. The hats the Empire officers seem to wear more or less look like the KuK forage caps from the 1st World War. Xerxes17 posted:Well if you exclude the "personally" bit, Stalin I guess? Remember he was a bandit and fought in the Russian Civil War. I can actually see young Stalin happily pulling a mauser and wasting his own dudes/White Army guys.
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Ainsley McTree posted:Playing TIE fighter makes it tempting to do that. Unfortunately all those theories fall apart once you acknowledge the guy at the top of the org chart who is an evil wizard that shoots lightning out of his hands . I never figured out a way to get around it The movies are obviously propaganda pieces, the pro alliance slant is blatant.
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If you're a civilian in Star Wars between the end of the Clone Wars and the battle of Yavin, odds are you're part of the Empire, paying taxes and such, or else . If you want to escape their control, you've either got to try your luck in the dangers of the outer rim or the criminal underworld. Fascism is harsh and all, but the rule of law still has its advantages. Even if you want to take up So long story short, even if you despise your government and those in charge of it, you're probably stuck working with it one way or another.
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FrozenVent posted:The movies are obviously propaganda pieces, the pro alliance slant is blatant. The filmmaker's bias was really obvious when it portrayed regular Stormtroopers killing Sand People and innocent moisture farmers in cold blood. I mean, sure, the Sith or Grand Moffs I could see, but the average Stormtroopers didn't care at all about Palpatine or politics and simply fought to protect his empire from what he thought was radical terrorists. Plus an At-At being taken down by a Snowspeeder?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w574XSFPFkk I dunno if this has been posted yet but I dont know what is going on here
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SeanBeansShako posted:Those First Order guys in the 1st Film of the new ones seem to be the ones getting the Hugo Boss treatment now. The hats the Empire officers seem to wear more or less look like the KuK forage caps from the 1st World War. Bit more than 'fought in', he was one of the leaders. There's a reason Stalingrad specifically got his name on it.
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Hell yeah Panthers getting messed up I am interested.
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bewbies posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w574XSFPFkk I have no idea but its going to make wehraboos extremely angry.
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bewbies posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w574XSFPFkk Soviet Fury? I'd watch
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