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Nathilus posted:Stable ia a pretty good thing to be after a heart attack. It made me hold out some hope. Don't do shitload of blow in the 70s, kids! She had a massive heart attack, had no heartbeat, and had CPR performed for 10 minutes before paramedics got there. The percentage of people who have a heart attack outside of a hospital setting, receive CPR, and survive to be discharged is in the area of 10%. The percentage of people who survive without long-lasting health impacts is in the low single digits. That's not insignificant, those are about double the chances of people who *don't* receive bystander CPR. But "stable" after a heart attack that you had outside of a hospital which turned out your lights until someone turned them back on with CPR is still pretty much a death sentence in twelve systems.
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Slime posted:Uh, yeah. He's called Jesus Christ you loving heathen. Quoting because this really should be on this particular page.
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DavidAlltheTime posted:Quoting because this really should be on this particular page. That's the old number. "2016" is the new number of The Beast.
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DavidAlltheTime posted:Quoting because this really should be on this particular page. Ah, the hex number
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loving hell, it seems that people were bored with fighting over crazy bargains in the Boxing Day sales and just went straight into regular ol' brawling https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ltj4ywAyp8A https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLlEP1K-KL0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=266JD8AaD1M https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2ld60jPqR8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IZl2KVefoI The police had to lock down one entire mall and once calm was restored they evacuated it store by store.
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Sounds like they just misunderstood the concept of Boxing Day.
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Chichevache posted:Sounds like they just misunderstood the concept of Boxing Day. Should just rename it to WWE Day and leave it at that.
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This is my new favorite prank. I may go buy a chainsaw.
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Solice Kirsk posted:This is my new favorite prank. I may go buy a chainsaw. It's really important you remove the chain before you attempt it.
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VanSandman posted:It's really important you remove the chain before you attempt it. Or just yell "It's a prank!" over and over, which is less work.
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Chichevache posted:Can you be unstable and dead? That's some classic America's Funniest Home Videos style material.
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VanSandman posted:It's really important you remove the chain before you attempt it. That's bad for the chainsaw though!
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Solice Kirsk posted:That's bad for the chainsaw though! This kills the chainsaw.
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ajkalan posted:Ah, the hex number I appreciated this.
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Phanatic posted:She had a massive heart attack, had no heartbeat, and had CPR performed for 10 minutes before paramedics got there. The percentage of people who have a heart attack outside of a hospital setting, receive CPR, and survive to be discharged is in the area of 10%. The percentage of people who survive without long-lasting health impacts is in the low single digits. The real sad part about this it all happened on a plane. People did what they could, but it wasn't enough without major intervention. In the time it took the plane to land, she could have pretty much been picked up by an ambulance, rushed to surgery and possibly be recovering as opposed to dead. I wouldn't be surprised to find out that medical emergencies on planes kill more people than crashes on a year-to-year basis...
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acejackson42 posted:The real sad part about this it all happened on a plane. People did what they could, but it wasn't enough without major intervention. In the time it took the plane to land, she could have pretty much been picked up by an ambulance, rushed to surgery and possibly be recovering as opposed to dead. Official NHI research: about one medical emergency per 20.000 passengers per year, with 8-10% serious enough to warrant diverting the plane and 0,8-1,0% resulting in death, so about 1 death per 200.000 passengers. Meanwhile, plane crashes kill approx. 1.000 people per year, which considering that there are 3 billion passengers flying each year means 1 death per 3.000.000 passengers. i.e.: you are fifteen times more likely to die from an in-flight medical emergency that you are from a plane crash.
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acejackson42 posted:The real sad part about this it all happened on a plane. People did what they could, but it wasn't enough without major intervention. In the time it took the plane to land, she could have pretty much been picked up by an ambulance, rushed to surgery and possibly be recovering as opposed to dead. Is a plane any better than if she was at home alone or driving somewhere in the country? It seems like the window for these heart attacks is so short that you almost have to be at the hospital to have a chance.
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Mikl posted:i.e.: you are fifteen times more likely to die from an in-flight medical emergency that you are from a plane crash. Now break it down into demographics. If you’re old you’re way more likely to die to an in‐flight medical emergency than to a crash. If you’re young, you might still be more likely to die in a medical emergency than a crash, but not by much.
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It's like he realized it was being peeled and just strived to get all the way through. It did look awesome.
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Nathilus posted:Stable ia a pretty good thing to be after a heart attack. It made me hold out some hope. Don't do shitload of blow in the 70s, kids! This is why I wish people would stop using and reporting stable as a condition because without more information, it's utterly meaningless but it doesn't stop people from drawing conclusions that aren't there
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I've figured it out. I know how we can avoid any more of these types of accidents - have the driver sit as high as the highest point of the vehicle. Like a container straddle carrier:  
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Gorilla Salad posted:I've figured it out. I know how we can avoid any more of these types of accidents - have the driver sit as high as the highest point of the vehicle. You think that will stop people from taking their own scalp off with that bridge? I doubt that.
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Gorilla Salad posted:I've figured it out. I know how we can avoid any more of these types of accidents - have the driver sit as high as the highest point of the vehicle. How terrifying are these things to drive?
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Gorilla Salad posted:I've figured it out. I know how we can avoid any more of these types of accidents - have the driver sit as high as the highest point of the vehicle. Ah, the giraffe of the shipping industry. So majestic.
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Phanatic posted:She had a massive heart attack, had no heartbeat, and had CPR performed for 10 minutes before paramedics got there. The percentage of people who have a heart attack outside of a hospital setting, receive CPR, and survive to be discharged is in the area of 10%. The percentage of people who survive without long-lasting health impacts is in the low single digits. Never tell me the odds
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Phanatic posted:She had a massive heart attack, had no heartbeat, and had CPR performed for 10 minutes before paramedics got there. The percentage of people who have a heart attack outside of a hospital setting, receive CPR, and survive to be discharged is in the area of 10%. The percentage of people who survive without long-lasting health impacts is in the low single digits. I was under the impression your chances improved significantly if you got to the hospital alive. Granted, going from a 2% survival to a 10% survival is 500% improvement so yeah they're still suck odds. The 10 minutes without breathing was probably the kicker.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:That clip at 2:30 Sorry 3:45 guy, the Сука is
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To hell with this poo poo year taking my childhood hero before it's time ran out. Also, page 666, hail Gay Satin etc
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:To hell with this poo poo year taking my childhood hero before it's time ran out. Your childhood hero wasn't as cool as Han Solo.
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I was like 90% sure all planes are now equiped with AED devices. So I wouldn't be surprised if that was what was used on her because that's probably what gave her that extra time.
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:To hell with this poo poo year taking my childhood hero before it's time ran out. You liked George Michael that much?
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Hollismason posted:I was like 90% sure all planes are now equiped with AED devices. So I wouldn't be surprised if that was what was used on her because that's probably what gave her that extra time. My understanding was her heart actually stopped beating. AED doesn't help if the heart stops. It's to correct arrhythmia, it cannot start a heart that has stopped beating. No defibrillator can.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Your childhood hero wasn't as cool as Han Solo. Look at this goon poo poo.
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