Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

I watched a porno blooper reel with my friend, but it was one she was in

Zzulu posted:

I will never understand people who watch porn with their friends, even less so cartoon porn

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“We used to have wanking sessions when we were young at Nigel Whalley’s house in Woolton. We’d stay overnight and we’d all sit in armchairs and we’d put all the lights out and being teenage pubescent boys, we’d all wank. What we used to do, someone would say, ‘Brigitte Bardot.’ ‘Oooh!’ That would keep everyone on par, then somebody, probably John, would say, ‘Winston Churchill.’ ‘Oh, no!’ and it would completely ruin everyone’s concentration.”

Aramek posted:

Kinda wish I could un-know that.

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

One wank-circle to bring them all
And in the darkness
Climax

chitoryu12 posted:

Supposedly it was pretty common back in the day. I've heard it said that it's common now, but I don't recall anyone I knew ever engaging in it.

there wolf posted:

You weren't in boy scouts as a teen I guess. The guys were always talking about masturbation related activities and practical jokes when they were away on campouts and stuff.

Zzulu posted:

I will never understand people who watch porn with their friends, even less so cartoon porn

The Saddest Rhino posted:

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gently caress CANCER
Well y'all, I'm gonna say bye-bye to some of you.. Now I'm watching the ones who will have the time to read this post until the end. This is a little test, just to see who reads and who shares without reading! If you have read everything, select "like" so i can put a thank u on ur profile! I know that most of you won't do this, but my friends will be the few that do. Please, in honor of someone who died, or is fighting cancer, or even had cancer, copy and paste. Write "done" in comments when you're finished. I can put a thank u on ur profile! I know that 97% of you won't broadcast this, but my friends will be the 3% that do. Please, in honor of someone who died, or is fighting cancer, or even had cancer, copy and paste. Write "done" in comments when you're finished. Much love x 😘 Done

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Lemniscate Blue posted:

HairyManling posted:

Serious question. Why do these types of people always want you to copy and paste as opposed to sharing?

HairyManling posted:

Serious question. Why do these types of people always want you to copy and paste as opposed to sharing?

Panic! at Nabisco posted:

Jesus gently caress it is incredibly sad how much goons will jump on someone for doing something mildly unusual, slavering for that sweet sweet own. Bad erotic material is loving hilarious, in college my friends and I would get drunk and round robin read lovely romance novels out loud trying to see who could get the furthest without laughing, it was really fun cheap entertainment

RFC2324 posted:

Probably because if you share one of my posts, it doesn't let your friends see it too. You can't expand a posts target audience, so if I have it restricted, only our mutual friends would be able to see your share of it.

HairyManling posted:

Huh ok, that makes sense, I think. So if you were on my friends list and I shared your post it would only be viewable to people according to your permissions. If I c&p it to my own feed it gets seen by everyone according to my permissions, right?

I don't really use Facebook very often so I'd been wanting to ask about this for a bit. Thanks!

goose willis posted:

"r/childfree" posted:

I was eating poutine today at a restaurant, and a family gets sat next to me with two younger children.

The children loudly how hungry they are.

The parents point out my poutine to them. Immediately they start saying they want it and how good it looks. The parents then SUGGEST to them to go ask me to try some.

They come over and ask to sample my poutine, and the parents are beaming behind them.

I say no.

The children get an absolutely crushing dose of reality and the parents tell me I'm rude.

The end.

"r/childfree" posted:

I read a comment in the poutine post that reminded me of this story. I thought you might like it.

This happened about a year ago. I had a friend visiting my place, and he brought his daughter. I have an assortment of cosmetics in my bathroom, and at the time I had an expensive strawberries and cream flavored lip balm.

His daughter was using the washroom, and she comes out with the balm and asks if she can use it. Rather than saying "no," because that's gross, her father says, "ask Lisa if it's okay." I say, "no," and father says, "put it back."

I say to the father, "she's just going to go and use it in the bathroom." He responds, "what do you care? she's just a kid," to which I deadpan say, "she's going to get herpes on her mouth if she uses it."

Dad immediately runs into the bathroom and rubs her lips with toilet paper paper, "you were told no! You're going to get sick!"

I've never had a cold sore, but at the time I was dating someone who did get them. Seriously, look after your kid.

"r/childfree" posted:

I don't post here much but this blew my mind: TL:DR Mombie jacked my table.

I was sitting having a nice breakfast at my local Cracker Barrel as is my weekend ritual, I know the staff, they know me, I order the same thing the same way every time kinda routine. So.. I am siting at this corner table in the back when in comes this family of ten. 2 parents the oldest child about 17 and all ages in between up to and including the one still nursing. I am fairly tolerant of well behaved kids, I like to travel, so like it or not you are around them. Anyway this family has to push several tables together to fit all these people. Unfortunately for them it was a busy day, and there weren't many available. So this Mombie, argues loudly with the waitress over finding a new table to add to the two they already have, but eventually settles for more chairs and a cramped table. Then she turns to me. I, who am having a nice peaceful meal doesn't even look back at her figuring if I don't make eye contact she would go away, Hell it works with kiosk and stand merchants the world 'round. Here's where it gets mind blowing. She then orders three of the youngest kids to come over to my table and sit with me to eat so their own table is less crowded, and gets even more upset when I look over and tell them to scram. She actually had the gall to raise her voice to me stating "I... not you I, and I alone tell those children where to sit!!!" So I calmly and a tad rudely replied "Lady, your inability to keep your legs shut is no excuse for your spawn to ruin a perfectly good breakfast, I could be a sex offender for all you know." Thankfully at that she huffed, picked up her brood and left but seriously, who just takes a strangers table WHILE he is sitting there?

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When you have to remind people that blacks weren't the only ones to experience racism in the US

Signs like this are kept as a reminder of what ignorance and segregation did to this country. Our skin color does not define us. Our heritage is not who we are. Arguing about the varying degrees of which people faced worse racism in the past detracts from the fight against racism as a whole. It doesn't matter who had it worse. What matters is we work towards a future where it doesn't exist.

psutify posted:

Poutine


Lip Balm


Cracker Barrel Fiasco

goose willis posted:

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Sanguinary Novel posted:

Yeah, I remember that article from last week about when a cop shot an Irishman six times, even after he put his hands up.

loving Imgur garbage fire of humanity

goose willis posted:

goose willis posted:

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Ularg posted:

Brands... brands never change.