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if ur an evil wizard post in this thread about the spells you cast and other things like that. personally for me i like to make potions that turn people into skeleton monsters that obey my every whim.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 05:13 |
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GRILLARY CLINTON posted:if ur an evil wizard post in this thread about the spells you cast and other things like that. potion is a good first step but you can probably work this into some kinda regular hex tbh
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 05:16 |
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im an ancient lich. these days i mostly putt around on the 'net, though
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 05:17 |
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In my opinion the good wizards are evil. *casts spell of infinite child slaughter*
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 05:17 |
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"woah motherfuckers, i'm an evil wizard" *smokes a bong while fighting a dragon and the dragon is lighting the weed w/ his fire breath*
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 05:19 |
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I'm a amateur wizard.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 05:19 |
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do you think evil wizards have regular shitters or does the motif spill over into this "inner sanctum"
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 05:21 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I'm a amateur wizard. whoa you got some links we can see your work at
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 05:21 |
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I put on my robe & wizard hat
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 05:22 |
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Chaotic Neutral wizards need a place to post!
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 05:22 |
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I put on my rove & lizard hat
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 05:22 |
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I'm a time wizard and also I'm a piece of poo poo. I grew up in a lovely white trash town and my dad beat me and mom drank while I was in the womb probably. Anyhow, I like to stop time and rape people.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 05:24 |
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I'm an evil wizard. It really bugs me that (and I know it's just a movie but still) someone couldn't just follow Harry Potter to the John and shoot him in the back with a gun while he was taking a wiz. Sometimes a simple solution is better than any magic.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 05:25 |
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I can speak in the voices of the dead I consume.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 05:27 |
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The Management posted:I'm an evil wizard. It really bugs me that (and I know it's just a movie but still) someone couldn't just follow Harry Potter to the John and shoot him in the back with a gun while he was taking a wiz. Sometimes a simple solution is better than any magic. don't let this happen to you
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 05:31 |
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Shaquin posted:do you think evil wizards have regular shitters or does the motif spill over into this "inner sanctum" I can't speak for all evil wizards, but personally I don't even have a toilet. I cast a small portal in my underwear that teleports my poo poo into the pants of my enemies.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 05:31 |
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I put a spell on u
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 05:35 |
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Moon Atari posted:I can't speak for all evil wizards, but personally I don't even have a toilet. I cast a small portal in my underwear that teleports my poo poo into the pants of my enemies. Ahh Ludicrous Larry's Last Laugh
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 05:36 |
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I am a powerful turdomancer and must nibble upon dried up turds, which act as reagents for the casting of my dark incantations.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 05:37 |
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I just cast a spell that placed a skeleton inside each and every one of you.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 05:38 |
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Fog Tripper posted:I just cast a spell that placed a skeleton inside each and every one of you. son of a bitch
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 05:39 |
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I am a ripped wizard. I have no dump stat. I cast spells with my sick abs
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 05:42 |
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Evil wizards should just be called honest wizards, imo.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 05:49 |
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luv 2 date boys posted:whoa you got some links we can see your work at I don't really have a lot of spells, just some incantations and spurious alchemy. I once summoned a level 4 demon for a little while but it was mitigated by the aether.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 05:51 |
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Vim Fuego posted:I am a ripped wizard. I have no dump stat. I cast spells with my sick abs I wonder what he's actually doing here? Probably not killing her because he could have just cast a fireball or poo poo, bolted her dumb rear end with a crossbow. Instead I think he is possessing her with a slut demon so she puts out because god drat look at those tits. If u know that spell there's no way you don't cast it. Sir Presley Cheesedick in the background is an allegory for "guy friends" on facebook making passive aggressive comments on "ripped wiz" and boob girl posting date pics.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 05:51 |
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Sometimes after a long day of doing evil I get back to my apartment and just think about if it's all even worth it. Me in pic.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 05:51 |
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First off, true wizards are above arbitrary labels like good and evil. Second, you need to clarify if you meant specifically wizards only or mages in general such as warlocks, witches, and sorcerers. Third, you mentioned making potions which makes me suspect you made this thread because you got "Baby's First Alchemy Set" for Christmas and think you're hot poo poo now. You clearly don't know what you're doing and are going to get yourself killed.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 05:55 |
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Dave_Indeed posted:I wonder what he's actually doing here? Probably not killing her because he could have just cast a fireball or poo poo, bolted her dumb rear end with a crossbow. They were just about to do it wizard-style when her dumbass boyfriend walked in on them and couldn't believe his girl was about to get nailed by a ripped wizard and his sex demon. She's shocked because now her boyfriend knows the crazy poo poo she's into that she never does with him.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 05:57 |
Evil wizards cant even cast a dick embiggening spell. loving edgy no-neckbeards. Grow some hair thats not a pointy mustache.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 06:02 |
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Bigby's crushing hand
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 06:03 |
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i was buttfucked by an owlbear
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 06:14 |
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:i was buttfucked by an owlbear and I'm sure the town guard has mishandled the entire incident
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 06:16 |
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:i was buttfucked by an owlbear By Chuck Tingle
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 06:31 |
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The concepts "good" and "evil" are almost criminally naive, especially as they relate to magic. Humans are complex beings and our motivations are not usually straightforward, and this goes triple for wizards. Normie case study: Mother Theresa. A lot of ignorant assholes will claim that she's a good candidate for a solid example of an ultimately morally good person, ignoring that she proscribed painful death as a spiritual salve to countless people while eschewing it herself. Any goon knows this. But lets go a level deeper, even. Was it good or evil of her to provide dying-places without painkillers and other modern medical conveniences in the first place? Many of the people that used them would otherwise have died in even more wretched manners if not for her, after all. But she displayed a dangerous lack of empathy in her peddling of her own idea of god. Pride too of course. Hmmm it's almost like its not quite as simple as straight good and evil to the point that the question is nearly meaningless, huh? Like I said, the world of the occult is even more complex than that. Your average magic user regularly confers with both natural forces that many would consider "bad", such as incarnations of death like the jolly old Baron (I pity the imbecile who hasn't been able to savor a game of hold'em with Baron Samedi, cool as gently caress dude right there), and also supernatural forces that are unquestionably morally evil. I mean why learn aramaic and all that other mostly useless dead language poo poo when you can trick an imp into doing your translating for you. Yeah there is possible danger in both those cases. But evil? If using a demon to advance the cause of life is evil, I'm not sure the word even has any meaning. If rolling the dice with the Baron is bad news then you'd better just not get up in the morning. No, there is only power, and those who are unwilling to grasp it. So I mean yeah, maybe I HAVE dropped the ghost of a nuclear weapon on the shadowlands version of Manhattan. Countless lost souls were reduced to their conponent ectoplasm and soulstuff. It was... Regrettable. But that nuke stopped a great maelstrom that could have torn a big rear end hole in the shadowlands or possibly even affected the veil. It was done in service to life. We all have to make these kinds of questionable compromises. I get so sick of this meaningless drivel from fools. "Ooooh you worship at the feet of the Baphomet and consider no man your better, ur EVIL!" I don't worship that poo poo, and it's a symbol of personal unity you loving idiot, and I presume you nominate yourself as my better. It's loving pathetic. Kiss the head of my dick."Aaaaaawwwww but but demons!" Cuz yeah I am PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE for all the weird poo poo humanity has dumped into the goddamn ether, and should also hold myself above using it. Ponder the meaning of the two of pentacles. (it's my nuts, you need to suck on them) Whew sorry about the long rear end rant. You evil wizard bros know how it is some days. All others, take note: its ok when WE say it.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 06:32 |
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Fathilus of Many Flavors
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 06:34 |
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I'm an evil PISS-ard!!! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 06:38 |
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I like to cast the spell of desperation when I appear in RLM's Best of the Worst videos
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 06:41 |
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Tom Gorman posted:I am a powerful turdomancer and must nibble upon dried up turds, which act as reagents for the casting of my dark incantations. The Wizard Council's ridiculous taboo against fecal based magics has held back so much progress. Who is really evil?
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 06:41 |
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Shaquin posted:Fathilus of Many Flavors
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 06:43 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 06:44 |
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Vim Fuego posted:I am a ripped wizard. I have no dump stat. I cast spells with my sick abs Ahahaha check out that fighter in back just bursting in like "durr what's up fellas"
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