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Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

sassassin posted:

Wasn't he diddling Lionel Ritchie's underage daughter?

Hello, is Nasri who you're looking for?

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Biggest stunner is Nasri playing for Sevilla now

When did that happen?

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Lmao holy poo poo

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

They call themselves dripdocs but there's not even a doctor on staff!!!

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Everything about this is hysterical, what a world

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



I'm enjoying this. Also why does your ex have your twitter login you tremendous retard.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Where did this happen? I mean I know it happened in the hotel room, but what city/country?

Also, if I am parsing it correctly, Nasri's girlfriend thought he was looking a little malnourished/dehydrated, so decided to call the ring-an-intravenous-drip people, and ordered one to his hotel room. The nurse was pretty, so Nasri hosed her, much to the chagrin of the girlfriend who was footing the bill.

I can't be the only one that thinks a service that offers pretty nurses to come to your hotel room and give you an intravenous drip is ever so slightly dodgy. Nor can I be the only one who thinks that if your girlfriend orders a medical type person to your room for you, your first response should not be to ask her how much for "full service".

edit: I just looked it up and it was in LA. So maybe this service is just a front for escorts. As in they send a girl with the IV to your room, and if you are a cop, the company can claim that they are a legitimate medical operation, but if you are up for "full service" then you pay the girl directly.

BrigadierSensible fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Dec 28, 2016

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

BrigadierSensible posted:

Where did this happen? I mean I know it happened in the hotel room, but what city/country?

Also, if I am parsing it correctly, Nasri's girlfriend thought he was looking a little malnourished/dehydrated, so decided to call the ring-an-intravenous-drip people, and ordered one to his hotel room. The nurse was pretty, so Nasri hosed her, much to the chagrin of the girlfriend who was footing the bill.

I can't be the only one that thinks a service that offers pretty nurses to come to your hotel room and give you an intravenous drip is ever so slightly dodgy. Nor can I be the only one who thinks that if your girlfriend orders a medical type person to your room for you, your first response should not be to ask her how much for "full service".

edit: I just looked it up and it was in LA. So maybe this service is just a front for escorts. As in they send a girl with the IV to your room, and if you are a cop, the company can claim that they are a legitimate medical operation, but if you are up for "full service" then you pay the girl directly.

What I'm getting from it is that the nurse came to Nasri's room to do the iv thing, and he got her number. Then Nasri met her at a club that night and banged her. That's why the tweets talk about 3am, the nurse dressing like a whore at the club, etc.

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

same

ozmunkeh
Feb 28, 2008

hey guys what is happening in this thread
https://twitter.com/WhoScored/status/813891396218318848

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country

:vince:

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Biggest stunner is Nasri playing for Sevilla now

When did that happen?

He's been loaned for the 16/17 season.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


ahahahaha

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
That "nurse" isn't even good looking. Having said that, I enjoyed the twitter entertainment.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
When I saw the words "drip doctor" I thought it had to be a euphemism or some thing.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

Xabi posted:

That "nurse" isn't even good looking. Having said that, I enjoyed the twitter entertainment.

subpar kneecaps i agree

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country
she looks like an off-brand kardashian clone but lol if you wouldn't smash

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Xabi posted:

That "nurse" isn't even good looking. Having said that, I enjoyed the twitter entertainment.

Yeah okay. :goonsay:

tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011

Best of the lot.

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
hard to believe a french arab would disrespect one woman let alone two

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

TheIllestVillain posted:

she looks like an off-brand kardashian clone but lol if you wouldn't smash

hell, for $150 and a free hangover drip, I'd have 2 (two) goes

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

blue footed boobie posted:

They call themselves dripdocs but there's not even a doctor on staff!!!

You'd think so, but the best they got is "registered nurse".

Also, seems like Nasri's Twitter account is back and he's still going with this excuse:

https://twitter.com/SamNasri19/status/813957171817824256

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.


This is easily the best part of it all lmao

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


that is one hundred percent a brothel lmao

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

dex_sda posted:

that is one hundred percent a brothel lmao

What are you talking about, these are totally legitimate businesswomen

https://bestofinsta.org/profile/noorli9 :nws:

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Someone alert tagthesponsor

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Bape Culture posted:

Someone alert tagthesponsor

Fish in a barrel

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
lol

https://twitter.com/ed_aarons/status/814136673994936320

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
God this just keeps getting better and better.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


It's okay, they just need to know what warehouse to accidentally set on fire

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.


lmao

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

And they say football is dead

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
I can't tell those women apart. They all have that retarded restylane look.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
I hope the drip doc ladies get a reality show now

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

trem_two posted:

I hope the drip doc ladies get a reality show now

Lol

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I'm sure the "spanish anti-doping agency" will get to the bottom of this.

Lightbulb Grease
Aug 9, 2006

Oh, hi girls. Tom Cruise here.
Soiled Meat

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Drip Doctors.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
loving Samir Nasri

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Tsaedje posted:

loving Samir Nasri

That's the crux of the discussion, yes.

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