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loquacius posted:As penance I am giving you the homework assignment from Fight Club. Start a fight with a stranger, and lose on purpose. Make some random guy's day. Um. I would assume that the knowledge of someone putting their dick in your unconscious, defenseless completely vulnerable body without your consent might possibly mess you up and give you issues with trust and vulnerability.
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fruit on the bottom posted:Um. I would assume that the knowledge of someone putting their dick in your unconscious, defenseless completely vulnerable body without your consent might possibly mess you up and give you issues with trust and vulnerability. Well yeah obv but I'm guessing he didn't tell her, or stick around long enough to leave lasting signs and/or get caught like the archetypal party date-rapist
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 04:40 |
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loquacius posted:Well yeah obv but I'm guessing he didn't tell her, or stick around long enough to leave lasting signs and/or get caught like the archetypal party date-rapist I'm assuming there were other people there doing things and after the cops got there she found out about some of them.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 04:45 |
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I bet I could take all of you nerds in a fight, I don't even have to do this anonymously. Come at me.
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The Management posted:I'm assuming there were other people there doing things and after the cops got there she found out about some of them. I think that it's still worse to stalk someone after sexually assaulting them then to just sexually assault them, whether or not they knew about it.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 04:47 |
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Police Automaton posted:I bet I could take all of you nerds in a fight, I don't even have to do this anonymously. I'm not fighting goddamn robocop
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 04:49 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:I think that it's still worse to stalk someone after sexually assaulting them then to just sexually assault them, whether or not they knew about it. Yeah it's a creepy fixation that will end with him getting arrested or killing her
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Improbable Lobster posted:I think that it's still worse to stalk someone after sexually assaulting them then to just sexually assault them, whether or not they knew about it. Well, duh.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 05:07 |
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loquacius posted:Yeah it's a creepy fixation that will end with him getting arrested or killing her Let's at least wait until he posts about being extremely jealous of some guy she hangs out with before we go down the murderer trail. As of right now he's sort of like a rapey Abel Magwitch.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 05:16 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:I think that it's still worse to stalk someone after sexually assaulting them then to just sexually assault them, whether or not they knew about it. Yes, stop stalking her. Money doesn't fix rape and it won't fix your guilt.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 05:17 |
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Fight Goon, please wear a cape and just roam the city at night or something. If you need to beat people up might as well be criminals, and you can make it on the news.
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Tailored Sauce posted:Fight Goon, please wear a cape and just roam the city at night or something. If you need to beat people up might as well be criminals, and you can make it on the news. Alternatively, you could start mugging people. A second source of income never hurts.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 15:26 |
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This is my fight song beat up my brother song Prove I'm a dick song My power's turned on New Year's Eve I'll come out strong I'll play my fight song And I don't really care if nobody else believes My dream to make it on the news one day.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 15:31 |
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HiHo ChiRho posted:This is my fight song Unanonymous confession, I still refuse to watch this video because I cringe too easily and can't even watch The Office quote:I masturbate to the TV show "Mighty Magiswords". I looked it up, the show is cartoony as gently caress and I'm actually lolling a little bit at the thought of an actual grandpa rubbing his hands together with glee at the chance to finally get some sexy Magiswords time quote:I unironically thought Batman vs Superman and Suicide Squad were very good to excellent movies. I saw them both opening day so I didn't have critics to color my views, and I walked out loving them both. I've read a lot of critical reviews and feel like I'm missing something. Neither movie is perfect but they were both super fun, had some memorable scenes, made me care about the characters, and I've rewatched both a few times since and continue to feel the same way. Plenty of objectively bad movies are still super fun, don't worry too much about it
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 15:38 |
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loquacius posted:Tyler Durden just how tiny is your dick? are we talking micropeen? nanopeen?
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 15:41 |
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That swords confession is hilarious and now I want to watch an episode so I can laugh some more.
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Speleothing posted:That swords confession is hilarious and now I want to watch an episode so I can laugh some more.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 16:33 |
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Wrong thread.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 16:40 |
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Movie goon, my wife and I had the same experience with the newest Terminator film. We'd watched all the others in a lead up to it coming out and then saw it in the theater and found it really funny and good while filled with nods to the other films in the franchise. And then it turns out the movie was utter trash, I guess? Who cares what others think, we enjoyed it. Some pop culture stuff just never has a real chance for some reason.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 17:11 |
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You should be killed for comparing the cartoon network "make cartoon" style to Tex Avery, much less be caught masturbating to it
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A Strange Aeon posted:Movie goon, my wife and I had the same experience with the newest Terminator film. We'd watched all the others in a lead up to it coming out and then saw it in the theater and found it really funny and good while filled with nods to the other films in the franchise. was Emilia Clarke actually any good in it? I heard she was cast in it and I was like "yeah makes sense" but I was assuming she was playing a robot Putty posted:You should be killed for comparing the cartoon network "make cartoon" style to Tex Avery, much less be caught masturbating to it Yeah my GIS results reminded me more of Ren & Stimpy but I might just be being a 90s Kid about it
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 17:14 |
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I wonder if movie goon saw the preview for the last Knight and knew what was going on. I felt like I hadn't seen any of them. Wasn't the one with tj Miller the last transformers?
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 17:23 |
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The GIS results for Mighty Magiswords reminded me of 90's Genndy Tartakovsky stuff. Things like Dexter's Lab, Powerpuff Girls, and Samurai Jack.
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Pearnicious posted:The GIS results for Mighty Magiswords reminded me of 90's Genndy Tartakovsky stuff. Things like Dexter's Lab, Powerpuff Girls, and Samurai Jack. The picture of the creator is even better:
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 17:33 |
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HiHo ChiRho posted:The picture of the creator is even better: LOL, wow. Let's see...mutton chops, Japanese (?) words on his shirt, goofy vest, and of course he's overweight. I'm assuming his fedora is nearby. Then there's this from his Wikipedia page: Besides animating and cartoonist, Kyle is also an accordionist and singer in which he performs songs such as "I Like Pie" under the name "TV's Kyle." Confirmed uber goober, lol.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 17:45 |
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HiHo ChiRho posted:The picture of the creator is even better: He should be added to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bdd74kLxgGo
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HiHo ChiRho posted:The picture of the creator is even better: MRW the network tells me we need more sex appeal "for the grandpas". Edit: Actually a great reaction meme for any confession. Warm und Fuzzy fucked around with this message at 17:59 on Dec 28, 2016 |
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You sure owned that cartoon man, bet he won't show his face around here again.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 17:58 |
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how can i get the "uppercutted by a razor" look
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 17:58 |
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Putty posted:how can i get the "uppercutted by a razor" look order some laser hair removal on your hamburger zone.
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Putty posted:how can i get the "uppercutted by a razor" look This is the shave of a man who craves adventure, as he has shaved only the challenging, uneven parts of the face while ignoring the smooth, easy cheeks.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 18:13 |
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To be fair, grey delisle is the bee's knees
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 18:21 |
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loquacius posted:was Emilia Clarke actually any good in it? I heard she was cast in it and I was like "yeah makes sense" but I was assuming she was playing a robot She was playing Sarah Connor from a different timeline and wasn't bad in the role. The movie itself was kind of cheesy and the ending was total garbage and didn't make any loving sense. That was still enough to make it the third best terminator movie, but only because 3 and 4 were just so awful.
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The Management posted:She was playing Sarah Connor from a different timeline and wasn't bad in the role. The movie itself was kind of cheesy and the ending was total garbage and didn't make any loving sense. That was still enough to make it the third best terminator movie, but only because 3 and 4 were just so awful. Exactly, it's easily better than 3 and 4, which comprised half the existing franchise, yet it has the reputation of being a total piece of poo poo when I think it was a fairly satisfying action flick with moments of great humor.
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Glenn Quebec posted:If the ultimate strength goon had a neighbor like endless Mike he wouldn't be so cocky. Endless Mike would have laughingly ground him into dirt without a single gently caress given
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Marmaduke! posted:Blue runner story would be improved if he had red shoes and spiky hair.
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A Strange Aeon posted:Exactly, it's easily better than 3 and 4, which comprised half the existing franchise, yet it has the reputation of being a total piece of poo poo when I think it was a fairly satisfying action flick with moments of great humor. Yes but what you're forgetting is that everyone pretends those movies don't exist, so compared to T1 and 2 it is still bad.
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loquacius posted:I looked it up, the show is cartoony as gently caress and I'm actually lolling a little bit at the thought of an actual grandpa rubbing his hands together with glee at the chance to finally get some sexy Magiswords time Our son is 10 and he watched that stupid loving show a few times until it joined Clarence and Uncle Grandpa on the banned list.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 22:32 |
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I didn't know parents still did this, I thought it died with our objection to the word "crap" on TV
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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:I'm not fighting goddamn robocop Finally someone gets it. The new Terminator was everything that's wrong with modern cinema.
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