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Barnes And Body Works: Mar 2, 2016

The Butcher posted:

Ginger actually helps with blood circulation.

# ? Dec 27, 2016 15:41

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# ? May 15, 2024 01:55

mucocele: Nov 3, 2012

The Butcher posted:

I'm the strotum.

# ? Dec 27, 2016 16:01

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

Barnes And Body Works posted:

Ginger actually helps with blood circulation.

Lots of foods help with lots of things, it's just all cherry-picked

# ? Dec 27, 2016 16:05

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS: Oct 3, 2003; What do you think it means, bitch?

New super food? https://goo.gl/images/UIscAO

# ? Dec 27, 2016 17:30

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

Brb heading to store to buy lots of citrus fruits for the girlfriend.

# ? Dec 27, 2016 17:39

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

The Butcher posted:

Surely it should be plums or nuts instead of figs?

# ? Dec 27, 2016 17:40

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

Chomp8645 posted:

Brb heading to store to buy lots of citrus fruits for the girlfriend.

Same

# ? Dec 27, 2016 17:41

kalel: Jun 19, 2012

The Butcher posted:

I'm the childlike logic behind thinking that kidney beans will help your kidneys

# ? Dec 27, 2016 17:46

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Figs 24/7/365
Keep em plumpin'

# ? Dec 27, 2016 18:00

poopnanners: May 3, 2016; hey guys lets party

Stoatbringer posted:

Surely it should be plums or nuts instead of figs?

u mean watermelons

the square japenese ones

# ? Dec 27, 2016 18:01

Gynocentric Regime: Jun 9, 2010; by Cyrano4747

SciFiDownBeat posted:

I'm the childlike logic behind thinking that kidney beans will help your kidneys

If you think that's amazing, did you know that taking something that causes the symptoms of an illness will cure it?

# ? Dec 27, 2016 18:12

cnut: May 3, 2016

Chomp8645 posted:

Brb heading to store to buy lots of citrus fruits for the girlfriend.

That poo poo works! I keep eating fruit flavoured candies and, hoo boy, are my moobs getting huge!!!!

# ? Dec 27, 2016 18:13

kalel: Jun 19, 2012

Glazier posted:

If you think that's amazing, did you know that taking something that causes the symptoms of an illness will cure it?

*Keanu Reeves voice* ...woah

# ? Dec 27, 2016 18:14

Tricky D: Apr 1, 2005; I love um!

In all seriousness, what are the health benefits for the scrotum, improved texture and color?

# ? Dec 27, 2016 18:51

DavidAlltheTime: Feb 14, 2008; All David...all the TIME!

A pearly lustre.

# ? Dec 27, 2016 19:28

Thots and Prayers: Jul 13, 2006; A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.; Grimey Drawer

Your scrotal weight lifting 1RM goes up by at least 10% no lie

# ? Dec 27, 2016 19:34

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

# ? Dec 27, 2016 22:15

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

Anderron Shi posted:

😭

# ? Dec 27, 2016 22:16

The American Dream: Mar 1, 2007; Don't Forget My Balls

Colonel Cancer posted:

So what do I eat if I want my butthole to be better?

Aside from fiber

Someone elses butthole.

# ? Dec 27, 2016 22:21

extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

SciFiDownBeat posted:

I'm the childlike logic behind thinking that kidney beans will help your kidneys

out of all of these the only childlike logic that actually works beyond doubt is walnuts are good for your brain and do happen to look brainlike, as they contain a huge nutritional assortment most important fat and b vitamins

mushrooms being good for hearing isn't even claimed in mushroom foraging circles, it seems halfway between trolling and a collection of actual lies

probably the most repeated lie out of all of them is the carrots being good for your vision part, they're just a good vegetable with some vitamins proven to do very little yet keep you alive which is generally good

http://www.snopes.com/food/ingredient/carrots.asp

# ? Dec 27, 2016 22:22

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Anderron Shi posted:

# ? Dec 27, 2016 22:24

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Wait, carrots aren't good for your vision?

# ? Dec 28, 2016 01:54

cnut: May 3, 2016

Anderron Shi posted:

Wait, carrots aren't good for your vision?

http://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/a-wwii-propaganda-campaign-popularized-the-myth-that-carrots-help-you-see-in-the-dark-28812484/

# ? Dec 28, 2016 02:13

AlphaKeny1: Feb 17, 2006

bones are good for your celery??

# ? Dec 28, 2016 02:16

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

Technically they would be if you ground them up and mixed it with soil, but that's dumb

# ? Dec 28, 2016 02:18

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

cnut posted:

http://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/a-wwii-propaganda-campaign-popularized-the-myth-that-carrots-help-you-see-in-the-dark-28812484/

# ? Dec 28, 2016 03:49

ChesterJT: Dec 28, 2003; Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

Anderron Shi posted:

Wait, carrots aren't good for your vision?

Do your eyes look like carrots? Duh!

# ? Dec 28, 2016 04:09

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Anderron Shi posted:

September: the month of uggos

# ? Dec 28, 2016 04:23

Pre-Cambrian Syndrome: Jan 6, 2006

cnut posted:

http://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/a-wwii-propaganda-campaign-popularized-the-myth-that-carrots-help-you-see-in-the-dark-28812484/

"Image courtesy of the World Carrot Museum."

# ? Dec 28, 2016 06:27

Rev. Melchisedech Howler: Sep 5, 2006; You know. Leather.

Dreddout posted:

September: the month of uggos

# ? Dec 28, 2016 19:03

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

Posted Merry Christmas on Facebook with a shout out to Jewish people even though there is like 1 in this entire state and I've never met one in my entire life but whatever, Shalom!

# ? Dec 28, 2016 19:08

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Anderron Shi posted:

That's a long-rear end baby.

# ? Dec 28, 2016 19:17

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Jerry Cotton posted:

That's a long-rear end baby.

If this was FYAD I'd make a Barnacle Jim joke

# ? Dec 28, 2016 20:01

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

Jerry Cotton posted:

That's a long-rear end baby.

cool new av jerry

# ? Dec 28, 2016 22:46

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Ranma Fan Art posted:

cool new av jerry

Whenever I want a change I just post in Imp Zone :mmmhmm:

# ? Dec 29, 2016 00:15

dreadspork: Jun 25, 2005; Perseverance does not equal worthiness. Next time you want to get my attention, wear something fun. Low-riding jeans are hot.

Ranma Fan Art posted:

Hi David I'm Francesca

Asl?

# ? Dec 29, 2016 07:19

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Social media owns

https://twitter.com/fordm/status/814270177558888448

# ? Dec 29, 2016 18:44

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

# ? Dec 31, 2016 01:14

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS: Oct 3, 2003; What do you think it means, bitch?

Man I hate it when I Texas people and they don't Texas me back. Huh.

# ? Dec 31, 2016 04:22

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# ? May 15, 2024 01:55

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brands on social media

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# ? Jan 1, 2017 16:14

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