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drgitlin
Jul 25, 2003
luv 2 get custom titles from a forum that goes into revolt when its told to stop using a bad word.

RillAkBea posted:

The GT 40 film was amazing. I've recently taken a more active interest in car racing heritage so this couldn't have come at a better time. Why can't companies today be quite so awesomely petty? :allears:

You mean like Ford going all out to win Le Mans this year (in GTE) with the new Ford GT 50 years after their first win?

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DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

Data Graham posted:


E: A shame because it would have made a good condom slogan.

I can only imagine that's why there wasn't an "Oh Cock" condom.

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki
How the gently caress do you even trademark catchphrases.

The BBC can burn in hell if it thinks preventing James May from saying "What a pillock" on air is somehow critical to preserving the integrity of new new Top Gear.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


anatoliy pltkrvkay posted:

How the gently caress do you even trademark catchphrases.

The BBC can burn in hell if it thinks preventing James May from saying "What a pillock" on air is somehow critical to preserving the integrity of new new Top Gear.

"Oh cock" Should be in the realms of "Let's get ready to RUMBLE!!!!!!" who ever spoke it, owns it.

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

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anatoliy pltkrvkay posted:

How the gently caress do you even trademark catchphrases.

The BBC can burn in hell if it thinks preventing James May from saying "What a pillock" on air is somehow critical to preserving the integrity of new new Top Gear.

Corporations even trademark colours and poo poo. Hell, Bethesda tried to sue Mojang for using the word "Scrolls" in the title of a boardgame.

e: Let us not forget the original Amazon "1-Click" patent, which in it's ur-form claimed that Amazon held the patent for buying things by clicking hyperlinks.

DPM fucked around with this message at 12:36 on Dec 26, 2016

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

Or Apple's in-app purchasing, in which you use some computer software to purchase something, as opposed to just sending electrical signals directly from your brain to the phone network.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
One of the fun things about East Asia is they give no shits about intilectual property. You'd get poo poo like an incredibly off-model spiderman shilling a local popcorn chicken chain. Korean theme parks shamelessly steal from Disney, it's awesome.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Clear solution: Season 2 of The Grand Tour, coming to you from Hong Kong, Seoul and Bangkok!

Polikarpov
Jun 1, 2013

Keep it between the buoys
I was really hoping for a My Summer Car segment in which they dump the 3 at a remote Finnish cottage with pile of Datsun parts and a dozen crates of cheap beer and just let the magic happen.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Polikarpov posted:

I was really hoping for a My Summer Car segment in which they dump the 3 at a remote Finnish cottage with pile of Datsun parts and a dozen crates of cheap beer and just let the magic happen.
If it's real ale, you're basically creating a situation where you return two days later to find James, alone, with a completed Datsun that looks suspiciously like Clarkson's Disco from ep 4. :black101:

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.
So I hear there's some uproar over a joke I didn't even catch on the new episode of Grand Tour. Something about eating ice cream is gay or whatever.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

How did you not catch that when they spent two or three minutes on it.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

My Lovely Horse posted:

How did you not catch that when they spent two or three minutes on it.

Apparently I was distracted during that part and missed everything before they started comparing the candy bars and how much they crumbled. I see it now. Yeah, I can see why people would be mad about that.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
Yeah, it wasn't even funny, so no idea what they were doing there.

Judoon Platoon
Nov 1, 2010

InitialDave posted:

Yeah, it wasn't even funny, so no idea what they were doing there.

This, incidentally, is my review of every episode so far.

Budgie
Mar 9, 2007
Yeah, like the bird.
At no point in my life has ice cream been referred to as a thing for gay men so either it wasn't funny or I'm missing some part of the joke. Either way I wrote it off as an awkward segment to be forgotten because the GT stuff was so good.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
It was a lame joke and now the newspapers get to be Real Mad about it.

Ferremit
Sep 14, 2007
if I haven't posted about MY LANDCRUISER yet, check my bullbars for kangaroo prints

Gotta give the daily mail something to be offended about now they cant bitch to anyone about it any more, because amazon will just tell them to pound sand.

Does a streaming service actually have to answer to the OFCOM?

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
It's on the internet, I don't see how they could have any oversight.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски
To be fair looking back on top gear of old Hammond does say sudo homophobic poo poo. But then again Hammond is very rarely funny.the caravan episode comes to mind when James says the sound ofnthe train is romantic and Hammond freaks out cause theyre in the same "bed"

sbaldrick
Jul 19, 2006
Driven by Hate
Is James the legitimate best drive, I noticed recently when they have something really expensive it's James that drives it.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
I think he's the most careful driver.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

sbaldrick posted:

Is James the legitimate best drive, I noticed recently when they have something really expensive it's James that drives it.

Which one would you trust?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Budgie posted:

At no point in my life has ice cream been referred to as a thing for gay men so either it wasn't funny or I'm missing some part of the joke. Either way I wrote it off as an awkward segment to be forgotten because the GT stuff was so good.

I thought it was a lame joke we used to make about these as kids:

Rated PG-34
Jul 1, 2004




sbaldrick posted:

Is James the legitimate best drive, I noticed recently when they have something really expensive it's James that drives it.

Jeremy apparently couldn't drive the GT40 because he's too tall/fat, and Richard is too boring solo.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Rated PG-34 posted:

Jeremy apparently couldn't drive the GT40 because he's too tall/fat, and Richard is too boring solo.

Didn't Jeremy drive the GT40 with the Gurney Bubble some years ago?

I really enjoyed May's segment on the GT40 and P3, I wish it would have gone on for longer. Racing and car manufacturing in general these days is really lacking in petty feuds and rivalries like that.

Ferrari vs. Ford, Ferrari vs. Lamborghini... The only one that's really left is the decades long rivalry between Ferrari and McLaren.

I'm beginning to see a common thread. We should resurrect old Enzo and have him piss off some more people.

KozmoNaut fucked around with this message at 11:21 on Dec 28, 2016

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Rated PG-34 posted:

Jeremy apparently couldn't drive the GT40 because he's too tall/fat, and Richard is too boring solo.
There was an old episode where he had the opportunity to drive a GT40, but really it was just to demonstrate his head stickign several inches above the roofline while attempting to close the door, and Noel Edmonds did the actual segment (because he owns one).

djdanno13
Apr 20, 2004

Killing Nazi Zombies since June 14 1775

I got a laugh when James looked in the camera while driving the p3. It was a look of absolute joy and sheer terror at the same time.

drgitlin
Jul 25, 2003
luv 2 get custom titles from a forum that goes into revolt when its told to stop using a bad word.

InitialDave posted:

Yeah, it wasn't even funny, so no idea what they were doing there.

"It wasn't even funny" describes about 45 minutes of each show right now. I'm literally hate watching it at this point.

Ireallylikeeggs
Jul 29, 2003

drgitlin posted:

"It wasn't even funny" describes about 45 minutes of each show right now. I'm literally hate watching it at this point.

There is more humor in five minutes of the cheap Alfa challenge than an entire episode of TGT. I wanted it to be good, but it isn't. It's not even bad in an interesting or amusing way. It's just tedious and boring.

If you need car TV, you can always watch old episodes of Top Gear. Or if you haven't seen it, try Roadkill. The Stubby Bob wheelie episode is more entertaining than every episode of TGT combined.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I always thought the whole point was seeing stodgy geriatric Brits put in uncomfortable positions. Have I been watching the show wrong this whole time?

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

That's the thing, they don't seem that uncomfortable anymore.

I think the last two episodes have been very decent and the show seems to be finding its stride, implying that it hasn't 100% got it yet. This weekend's the Namibia special, I feel that's gonna be the moment of truth.

Toe Rag
Aug 29, 2005

InitialDave posted:

There was an old episode where he had the opportunity to drive a GT40, but really it was just to demonstrate his head stickign several inches above the roofline while attempting to close the door, and Noel Edmonds did the actual segment (because he owns one).

There's a GT40, where the roof is modified slightly so the tall driver could fit inside (Dan Gurney, as mentioned). Clarkson definitely drove this. I cannot find the video on YouTube. It may have been for one of his DVDs separate from Top Gear.

wallaka
Jun 8, 2010

Least it wasn't a fucking red shell

Toe Rag posted:

There's a GT40, where the roof is modified slightly so the tall driver could fit inside (Dan Gurney, as mentioned). Clarkson definitely drove this. I cannot find the video on YouTube. It may have been for one of his DVDs separate from Top Gear.



I remember seeing it, the problem now is Jeremy is some few kilos heavier nowadays.

Itzena
Aug 2, 2006

Nothing will improve the way things currently are.
Slime TrainerS

InitialDave posted:

Yeah, it wasn't even funny, so no idea what they were doing there.
:tinfoil: Numbers aren't where Amazon want them to be so they got told to go out and be 'controversial' for some more free press.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Itzena posted:

:tinfoil: Numbers aren't where Amazon want them to be so they got told to go out and be 'controversial' for some more free press.
Well, that's fine, but if you're going to make a gay joke, make it funny.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Had to recapture that old "Mexican sportscar" magic.

Do the gays have a new car he wants to review?

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Data Graham posted:

Do the gays have a new car he wants to review?
The Austin A40 hasn't been around for years.

Their original advert tagline was "The Gayest Economy Sedan Ever!"

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
We're getting a two parter this week :toot:

https://twitter.com/thegrandtour/status/814440850713284609

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Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


James May's The reassembler is back on too, and it's still loving fantastic.

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