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psydude
Apr 1, 2008

I guess this bodes well for me because with this idiot running the country everyone is probably going to be looking to beef up their network security. Thanks, Trump!

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shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005


Video here Is that Don loving King??

https://www.clippituser.tv/c/ydzmk

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

I'm gonna quit my job and beat off to internet porn until I starve or the canned sunshine comes for us all gently caress it gently caress everything

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

shame on an IGA posted:

I'm gonna quit my job and beat off to internet porn until I starve or the canned sunshine comes for us all gently caress it gently caress everything

Heather Brooke

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Isreali AG opens an investigation on Netinyahoo

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/israels-attorney-general-orders-criminal-investigation-benjamin-netanyahu-a7499326.html

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


shame on an IGA posted:

Video here Is that Don loving King??

https://www.clippituser.tv/c/ydzmk

I've always known about Don King, but didn't know many details before this year.

quote:

King was convicted of second degree murder for the second killing in 1966 after he was found guilty of stomping to death an employee, Sam Garrett, who owed him $600.[1] The judge reduced King's conviction to nonnegligent manslaughter for which King served just under four years in prison.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

How does this simpleton remember to breathe every day? Jesus gently caress I've heard more coherent responses when asking a god drat kindergartener about their imaginary play pals.

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

Waroduce posted:

Heather Brooke

It's tough to beat the classics.

Canemacar
Mar 8, 2008

Look on the bright side. For those of you who've read history and wondered how the Roman empire managed to limp onwards with bugfuck crazy emporers, you're about to find out!

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Canemacar posted:

Look on the bright side. For those of you who've read history and wondered how the Roman empire managed to limp onwards with bugfuck crazy emporers, you're about to find out!

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
So IGA is jackin' while Rome burns?

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

We all just watched US foreign policy be made today by one of the weaker episodes of Celebrity Deathmatch. Nihilism Rules.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


TBeats posted:

I don't think we are in the Middle East so that we can make it a nice place and the longer the region is hosed the longer we can find a way to justify being there.

But maybe I'm just tinfoil hatty or something idk.

We are in the middle east and keep loving around in the middle east because it makes Defense contractors billions of dollars a year. And the miscreants who live there manage to commit enough atrocities in a public enough manner that bleeding hearts cry to their senators that something should be done (Syria).


We should have abandoned that poo poo hole years ago.


I also think we could up the property value of the planet if we sent the entire continent of Africa to the bottom of the ocean. So maybe look for a more compassionate outlook on foreign conflict.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Israel knows it can wipe the Palestinians out and no one in the Muslim world would bat an eye. The same can't be said for any other direction they go.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Genocide Tendency posted:

We are in the middle east and keep loving around in the middle east because it makes Defense contractors billions of dollars a year. And the miscreants who live there manage to commit enough atrocities in a public enough manner that bleeding hearts cry to their senators that something should be done (Syria).


We should have abandoned that poo poo hole years ago.


I also think we could up the property value of the planet if we sent the entire continent of Africa to the bottom of the ocean. So maybe look for a more compassionate outlook on foreign conflict.

Africa was cool, they honestly are doing a lot better than they were a few decades ago when they still had no bullshit colonies there.

China and Russia are sticking their dicks in the super hard.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


It's going to be really funny in 5 years when all of these assholes deny being Trump supporters. Just like nobody apparently wanted to invade Iraq.

GoGoGadget
Apr 29, 2006

Mike-o posted:

I don't remember any any other "allies" killing US sailors.

Japan

Lake of Methane
Oct 29, 2011

shame on an IGA posted:

Video here Is that Don loving King??

https://www.clippituser.tv/c/ydzmk

My favorite part of that video is the jet roaring off overhead. Mar-a-Lago is one mile off the departure end of the Palm Beach airport and Trump has been trying to get traffic moved for 20 years.

Looks like he finally found a way.
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/palm-beach/fl-trump-dropping-pbia-lawsuit-20161114-story.html

Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009
I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA

Casimir Radon posted:

It's going to be really funny in 5 years when we're all just radioactive ashes in the wind.
FTFY

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Waroduce posted:

Heather Brooke

Thanks Pornhub:

quote:

Bio
The legend of Deep Throat continues, and the latest heroine in the genre of sword swallowing is the infamous Heather Brooke. This girl made herself famous by starring in her own series called “I Am Deep Throat” parts 1 and 2. These films may only stick to some classic blowjob scenes, but they are definitely worth the watch. The way this blonde suck-queen knows how to manipulate a cock, and make it dance for joy and weep with pleasure, is a sight to behold. She has that throat magic that can make 12 inches of dick disappear so well, you’d think she was some sort of slutty illusionist. She can hum a tune to a set of testicles and they’ll sing back the chorus. Her taste for feeling long slivers of warm jizz slide down her throat is practically an addiction, albeit quite the healthy one. Supposedly there are a lot of vitamins and nutrients in your ball gunk, and this girl wants to stay fit by swallowing as much as possible. Not that she doesn’t love a good facial splattering every now and then, too. Her face has been covered in so much cum, it’s practically caked on there sometimes. Heather Brooke is truly a self-made porn star, getting her own career started with webcams and amateur videos. It just goes to show the length a slut will go to get what she wants, which is a lengthy boner, deep down her throat.

piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)
Taco Defender

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Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)
Can any gippers suggest to me why the don is pro israel?
Is it just to be contrary to the outgoing dems? Or is he just sucking up for some personal business reasons?

Doesn't make sense otherwise as pre election he wanted US partners to be more accountable. While we all know Israel is the opposite to that.

Fo3 fucked around with this message at 15:43 on Dec 29, 2016

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

The Don has a kink for anyone who can screw the US government out of more money than he can

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Fo3 posted:

Can any gippers suggest to me why the don is pro israel?
Is it just to be contrary to the outgoing dems? Or is he just sucking up for some personal business reasons?

Doesn't make sense otherwise as pre election he wanted US partners to be more accountable. While we all know Israel is the opposite to that.

Consistency isn't his strong suit, and the pro-Israel voting block is probably second only to the AARP in terms of lobbying power.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

the creator of the Solo cups died

http://www.cnn.com/2016/12/29/health/red-solo-cup-death-trnd/index.html

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Fo3 posted:

Can any gippers suggest to me why the don is pro israel?
Is it just to be contrary to the outgoing dems? Or is he just sucking up for some personal business reasons?

Doesn't make sense otherwise as pre election he wanted US partners to be more accountable. While we all know Israel is the opposite to that.

Trump appealed heavily to the Evangelical crowd, and most of his cabinet is made up of "Good Christians" who view Israel's rise to power as a prerequisite to the End Times.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
Israel also spends a lot of money on lobbying in the United States so of course they're going to be liked in a nebulous way even as many right wing shitbags do their damndest to deny the Holocaust leading to its creation. poo poo doesn't have to make sense, just make money.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
So Caro is going to be the next season of Serial, right?

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

So Caro is going to be the next season of Serial, right?

One entire episode could just be the saga of the ill fated boxing math between him and Shep.

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

They just did bo berghdal. It would be a little repetitive.

I was honestly hoping he'd have a few Homeland episodes.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
I don't think it would be repetitive, Caro is light years ahead in sheer insanity and horror of the story

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Fo3 posted:

Can any gippers suggest to me why the don is pro israel?.

Anti-Muslim sentiment that he rode like a strip club hookup.

You see, there is an alarming number of people who think there are only two types of people that live in the Middle East. Terrorist and Israelis. They aren't real sure what an Israeli is, but they aren't a "filthy Muslim" so obviously we need to back them.

I honestly can't wait till the alt right learns that Israel is a Jewish nation. Considering they hate Jews just as much as muslims.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Genocide Tendency posted:

Anti-Muslim sentiment that he rode like a strip club hookup.

You see, there is an alarming number of people who think there are only two types of people that live in the Middle East. Terrorist and Israelis. They aren't real sure what an Israeli is, but they aren't a "filthy Muslim" so obviously we need to back them.

I honestly can't wait till the alt right learns that Israel is a Jewish nation. Considering they hate Jews just as much as muslims.

They kill poor Arabs and subjugate blacks so that makes them honorary whites.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
How quickly was Vice over there gargling his balls?

But then again before his release the only person that cared outside of these dead gay forums was some hack journalist at FHM UK.

Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 17:50 on Dec 29, 2016

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
The best thing during the campaign was David Fahrenthold tearing apart Trump's bullshit on his charity and posting the pussy video. Fahrenthold just posted a long behind-the-scenes story about his time on the election, including the first gigantic time he busted Trump's bullshit on veterans donations, which he then followed-up by taking his kid's party-popper and exploding it into his eye and rushing to the ER. Also, said kid saying how awesome it was that daddy was on TV early in the campaign, then eventually getting annoyed that she had to change the channel away from cartoons later in the campaign. Also some creepy poo poo when he got a death threat at the Washington Post.

It also has a hilarious section on how the Washington Post determines what to censor, like how pussy should be p---y and not p---- for clarity, and 'Tits is all right!'

It's worth your time.

https://twitter.com/Fahrenthold/status/814459274399219713

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/814475258413645824

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 18:30 on Dec 29, 2016

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Trollbama continues to troll. He just designated a ton of land in Utah and Nevads as protected under the antiquities act, angering Republicans who had hoped to diversify Utah's economy away from call centers, SovCits, credit cards, and Mormon Jesus.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/12/29/obama-names-utah-nevada-monuments-despite-opposition.html

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Trollbama best Bama

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

facialimpediment posted:

The best thing during the campaign was David Fahrenthold tearing apart Trump's bullshit on his charity and posting the pussy video. Fahrenthold just posted a long behind-the-scenes story about his time on the election, including the first gigantic time he busted Trump's bullshit on veterans donations, which he then followed-up by taking his kid's party-popper and exploding it into his eye and rushing to the ER. Also, said kid saying how awesome it was that daddy was on TV early in the campaign, then eventually getting annoyed that she had to change the channel away from cartoons later in the campaign. Also some creepy poo poo when he got a death threat at the Washington Post.

It also has a hilarious section on how the Washington Post determines what to censor, like how pussy should be p---y and not p---- for clarity, and 'Tits is all right!'

It's worth your time.

https://twitter.com/Fahrenthold/status/814459274399219713

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/814475258413645824

You left out the best part of the article:

quote:

I tried a Google Images search, feeding it a photo of the portrait, which showed Trump’s painted face.

“Best guess for this image: Orange,” Google said.

I got a screen full of oranges. Orange juice. Orange Julius. No portraits.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

psydude posted:

Trollbama continues to troll. He just designated a ton of land in Utah and Nevads as protected under the antiquities act, angering Republicans who had hoped to diversify Utah's economy away from call centers, SovCits, credit cards, and Mormon Jesus.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/12/29/obama-names-utah-nevada-monuments-despite-opposition.html

Really wish this kind of poo poo had come around about 7 and a half years earlier so he wouldn't have done stupid things like even attempt to negotiate with terrorists Republicans over the ACA. Healthcare needed an actual overhaul not a sloppy, deep throated, gargling blow job to the insurance industry.

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

bird food bathtub posted:

Really wish this kind of poo poo had come around about 7 and a half years earlier so he wouldn't have done stupid things like even attempt to negotiate with terrorists Republicans over the ACA. Healthcare needed an actual overhaul not a sloppy, deep throated, gargling blow job to the insurance industry.

Had all the states actually went along with the medicaid expansion (that was fully federally funded) then a lot of the problems would have been solved.

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