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Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!

89 posted:

They were explaining it to me that it's not necessarily the amount of testosterone after a certain level, but the level of "available" or "free" testosterone. Mine was at 8.7 and they want to get it between 10-15


lmao


throw your money away

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Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Can't believe the /fit/ cartoonist is dead. I'll do some deadlifts in his honour... January 1st, heh. ;)

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Tolkien minority posted:

Idk how long it's been since I injured myself (bit over a month?) but I feel like I'm almost recovered and I'm so so ready to get back into the gym. Being sedentary is terrible

It's awful but it's such a short period of time in the grand scheme of things, you won't look in the mirror 5 years from now and see 8 weeks of missed training (you'll just see all your other horrible flaws because body dysmorphia is a terrible thing).

jarbv
Jul 10, 2004

Lasher posted:

Can't believe the /fit/ cartoonist is dead. I'll do some deadlifts in his honour... January 1st, heh. ;)

what? no, i saw him post on his tumblr the other day

he goes by sirartwork

edit: you should do those deadlifts anyway

jarbv fucked around with this message at 01:26 on Dec 30, 2016

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


The only thing dead is my will to lift

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Proper foot positioning while benching.

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.
Wait. Where do you all put your feet?

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Not backwards that's for sure.


You put them on the ground.

jarbv
Jul 10, 2004

i wrap them around my spotter while hes putting his dick in me

Defiant Sally
May 6, 2004


Focus your Orochi.

89 posted:

Apparently my testosterone level was at 550 and the TRT clinic wants to get me to 600. So I'll be taking 3 shots of HCG a week for 12 weeks. Apparently the increase of 50 should be a substantial change. All of my lab numbers looked great except for my thyroid. So I gotta get that checked out.

Is 50 test gonna really be that crazy?

My free test is 275 where a reference range of 175-700 is "Normal"

Time for roids is nigh.

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
If everyone were on steroids we'd all lead shorter more productive and more fulfilling lives IMO

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
More bald guys with acne though

Tacky-Ass Rococco
Sep 7, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Fallows posted:

If everyone were on steroids we'd all lead shorter more productive and more fulfilling lives IMO

This but for amphetamines.

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

Zzulu posted:

More bald guys with acne though

With hard rippling muscles

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you
So, swolefriends, any lifting resolutions for 2017? Mine is to stop with deadlifts, I absolutely hate them. Also to get to benchpressing 100kg and squatting 150kg for 5 reps by the end of February.

But mainly the deadlifts.

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
Mine is to just be consistent. I've been pretty bad about skipping a day here and there. Also the diet/cooking thing.

e: I actually didn't go tonight, my excuse was tomorrow the gym will be empty so I'm going then.

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you

Drunk Driver Dad posted:

Mine is to just be consistent. I've been pretty bad about skipping a day here and there. Also the diet/cooking thing.

You could always put together a plan for the Log Cabin, if that could help you with consistency?

Khorne
May 1, 2002

Pesmerga posted:

So, swolefriends, any lifting resolutions for 2017? Mine is to stop with deadlifts, I absolutely hate them. Also to get to benchpressing 100kg and squatting 150kg for 5 reps by the end of February.

But mainly the deadlifts.
Same but stop with squats instead. Deadlifts own. 315lbs for 5 reps at just shy of 6 months lifting. Squat, I barely got 2 reps @ 225lbs today. At this rate my bench is going to pass my squat even though my bench started at 75lbs for 5 6 months ago and my squat started at like 155lbs-185lbs for 5 (I didn't really hit depth first day).

And by "stop with squats" I mean squat more and grind that poo poo out until I am passable at it. I do have a big mechanical disadvantage in the squat so I don't expect it to be that close to my deadlift, but my current squat number is just sad. It feels like I haven't progressed at all even though I know that's not true. I've made massive gains in form and speed at lower weights, but at the same time I still have issues once I get above 75%-80% 1rm or so.

I suppose I've also lost like 40lbs in that time, but everything except for squat is blowing up. Definitely going to change how I train it now that the cycle of the program I was on finished. Probably going to do a 3x5 or 5x5 linear progression for squatting or something until it plateaus then do something else while keeping bench and deadlift programming similar to what I have been doing. I do crazy deadlift volume right now and love it.

Resolutions are like:

-Keep improving form
-Drop another 25-30lbs then gain some weight slowly
-Keep gaining strength and size

Khorne fucked around with this message at 11:27 on Dec 31, 2016

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005

Pesmerga posted:

You could always put together a plan for the Log Cabin, if that could help you with consistency?

Yeah, I had one a long time ago, before the job working a lot. It helped a ton, in fact I think it's still somewhere in the last few pages so I could just resurrect it and keep going. Although I never got punished for breaking the Toxx, whatever it was.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Pesmerga posted:

So, swolefriends, any lifting resolutions for 2017? Mine is to stop with deadlifts, I absolutely hate them.

:chloe:

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you

Fine, my resolution is to drop the weight substantially and work back up again, the last 130kg set I ground out felt awful.

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
have you tried sumo? I know that's been a fad, but different body types, etc. I took my measurements and found out I'm generally set up for conventional(I did try sumo before and it just felt odd for me). Pretty average torso/leg ratio but my arms are on the long side.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
My resolution is to stop being the heaviest I've ever been, the weakest I've been in years, AND be training poorly due to hosed up joints.

Fix any one of them and I'm good.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
my news years resolution is that I am going to be a better person and spend more time caring for other people

Adjectivist Philosophy
Oct 6, 2003

When you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

Zzulu posted:

my news years resolution is that I am going to lift more and spend more time spotting other people

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Zzulu posted:

my news years resolution is that I am going to be a better person and spend more time caring for other people

That's not a lifting resolution so no one cares.

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.

This, but modified to "find a lift partner to spot / to spot me"

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Rodenthar Drothman posted:

This, but modified to "find a lift partner to spot / to spot me"

lol at wanting a monogamous spot partner

Slut it up.

buddhanc
Feb 16, 2010

My resolution is to join the 4 plate deadlift club and look sweet doin it

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

buddhanc posted:

My resolution is to join the 4 plate deadlift club and look fat doin it

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Making resolutions? What's next wearing underarmor and drinking caramel macchiatos? Shut up and lift

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


I'm going to lift things next year that are progressively heavier than this year's things

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you

FedEx Mercury posted:

Making resolutions? What's next wearing underarmor and drinking caramel macchiatos? Shut up and lift

Can I lift and drink cappuccinos?

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

FedEx Mercury posted:

Making resolutions? What's next wearing underarmor and drinking caramel macchiatos? Shut up and lift

Yeah okay, Mr. Boring

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
I feel like I want to make another long, discouraging post to the resolutioners who are about to step foot in a gym for the first time, but most people don't get that it is done to help them... If they don't have the mental fortitude to tolerate a little shade, then they don't have the necessary mindset to make the changes needed to get and stay in shape. They should stick with it, prove me wrong, and in 6 month tell me to GFY. That's how how get respect in the gym.

I would like to say though that if your weight is north of 300, the gym is not your correct "step 1." Make the dietary changes first, if you can't you're just wasting your time.

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps

GORDON posted:

I would like to say though that if your weight is north of 300, the gym is not your correct "step 1." Make the dietary changes first, if you can't you're just wasting your time.
Alternatively, there's a guy that's been coming to my gym the past year. I don't know how much he weighs or what he started at. But from the looks of it, I wouldn't be surprised he hit 500lbs at some point. I see him in there all the time doing cardio machines. I'm confident that guy has lost at least 150lbs this year. I think it's cool to see that in action.

The guy doesn't know it, but he's motivating even fit guys in there. If his rear end is in there every day doing cardio with an extra 200lbs of body fat on him than you....well, you better get your rear end moving, too, buddy.

Don't get discouraged.

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Good for that guy. It takes mental strength to have that kind of commitment for real change.

Tacky-Ass Rococco
Sep 7, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Also, some people are gonna show up and realize that going to the gym actually owns and isn't some horrible chore.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


new years resolution: heal my broken weak body and get back in the gym, bench 2pl8, uhhh uhhhhhh get swoler

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89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps
The thing that kept me out of the gym (I used to do DDPYoga at home exclusively), was being worried about other people being in the gym. Having a sort of gym anxiety is a real thing. What if I'm doing stuff wrong? I don't know what I'm doing! Everybody is watching me! Everybody is in so much better shape!!

Then, I started going and realizing that all that anybody does in there is Reps >> Mess around on phone >> Reps >> Phone. Everybody is sucked into their own world with their headphones on too much to notice or much less give a poo poo about what your routine is. All of that stuff is just in your head. Get your rear end to the gymmm!

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