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Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Good Citizen posted:

Oh yeah. Putin is definitely the dog that caught the car here. He wanted to make life harder for Clinton, not necessarily out Trump in power. It was pretty clear before the election that much of the Russian power structure viewed trump as too erratic to be actually useful

The way Obama is talking, I'd be surprised Putin doesn't get assassinated in the near future. Regime change for a regime change.

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kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



all hail capitalism http://www.cnbc.com/2016/12/29/amazon-flying-warehouse-deploy-delivery-drones-patent.html

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

:vince:

Fiction
Apr 28, 2011

whos ready to bleeding kansas this poo poo :q:

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Guys, I'm sad to report that the fash was not bashed. The battery charges were apparently dropped against the guy who pushed and yelled at the Michael's ranting racist lady. The true story is even funnier though. Apparently the guy who was arrested was visiting his friend in the same apartment building and buzzed the Michael's woman's unit on accident. She flipped out on him for daring to disturb her, an argument ensued and she called the cops. So the real story is this woman was not beat up and is actually still just an enormous entitled lunatic. I'm also sorry to be giving another update, but all this poo poo happened in my neighborhood and is really funny to me.
https://twitter.com/DNAinfoCHI/status/814582530603188224

Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


milk toast

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

deathbysnusnu posted:

This election was one of those absurd D&D situations where some really stupid gambit like death touching an eldritch god works because you rolled a natural 20 and the DM rolled a 1, except you know with the real world and nuclear armed nations. Like the FSB and Putin were just trolling us and at most trying to empower fringe right wingers like the bundys, but here we are.

That or America is a land of garbage people with garbage for brains and the avatar of garbage appealed to us.

tbh it was probably both

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


Good Citizen posted:

Oh yeah. Putin is definitely the dog that caught the car here. He wanted to make life harder for Clinton, not necessarily out Trump in power. It was pretty clear before the election that much of the Russian power structure viewed trump as too erratic to be actually useful

I feel like all of the constant wiki leaks keeping "EMAILSSSSS" in the news cycle, it doesn't really matter whether or not Russia had a hand in it, or how many mistakes Clinton made. Fact of the matter is that I could type a 1000 page post on all of the insane hosed up career ending in an otherwise sane world bullshit Trump has said and done, and a near-majority of Americans said "yup, I want that!". If you were to time travel to 2008 and tell me about this election, I probably would punch you in the balls. If we didn't get Trump this year, we would have got Kanye in 2020 or Gary Busey in 2024, or maybe robot zombie Hitler in 2028. Semi-democracy + Internet = your mentally ill racist uncle as president. We either nuke the internet, resign ourselves to mad max hellscape, or try some other form of government that's our options guys.

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

The way Obama is talking, I'd be surprised Putin doesn't get assassinated in the near future. Regime change for a regime change.

This month, cloudy global warming with chance of nuclear

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Internet Webguy posted:

the funniest part of this election is that occupy wall street was just 5 years ago

we went from protesting the one percent in the streets to electing its literal embodiment as our leader in 5 years

lol

Enough rich people hate Donald Trump that it makes sense.

Plus, it's easier to forgive Trump's wealth because he actually builds puts his name on tangible things. I can point to a Trump hotel or golf course and say a rich guy owns these things which are useful. Wall Street assholes own stock certificates and big numbers on a spreadsheet.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

triple sulk posted:

only JEB! donald j trump can fix it!!!!

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Internet Webguy posted:

the funniest part of this election is that occupy wall street was just 5 years ago

we went from protesting the one percent in the streets to electing its literal embodiment as our leader in 5 years

lol

no because trump wont let th e lobbyists take over this country so occupy wall street won !

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Varying degress of cleanliness you idiots

It's like a value scale okay!!!

:goonsay:




Allow me to illustrate your dim minds with how cleanliness actually works, and furthermore [5 paragraphs]

So when you scrub that window of yours, try to lick it in some places u mug so that you can get the right amount of clean and dirty that is acceptable

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

DeepDickPizza posted:

Guys, I'm sad to report that the fash was not bashed. The battery charges were apparently dropped against the guy who pushed and yelled at the Michael's ranting racist lady. The true story is even funnier though. Apparently the guy who was arrested was visiting his friend in the same apartment building and buzzed the Michael's woman's unit on accident. She flipped out on him for daring to disturb her, an argument ensued and she called the cops. So the real story is this woman was not beat up and is actually still just an enormous entitled lunatic. I'm also sorry to be giving another update, but all this poo poo happened in my neighborhood and is really funny to me.
https://twitter.com/DNAinfoCHI/status/814582530603188224
What position in Trump's cabinet is she being appointed to?

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

8th Line posted:



monkey accepts his only god

monkey feels warm inside

I don't understand these posts but I like them I guess

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


finally boxes of dildos will be scattered all over the neighborhood when one crashes.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Lastgirl posted:

I dont get why none of y'all arent hating on this



mfker wouldnt shut the hell up ever and had a very annoying garbled robotic voice

but he was very funny, advertising told me so

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


I thought all this was just stock pumping on amazon's part and they never intended to do any of this?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Thatim posted:

silicon valley will be siding with the reps, cause they want mad bucks

i wouldnt trust those nerds

Those scum had a meeting with Trump, probably salivating over things like his corporation tax cut and also deregulation plans.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Lastgirl posted:

Varying degress of cleanliness you idiots

It's like a value scale okay!!!

:goonsay:




Allow me to illustrate your dim minds with how cleanliness actually works, and furthermore [5 paragraphs]

So when you scrub that window of yours, try to lick it in some places u mug so that you can get the right amount of clean and dirty that is acceptable

goldilocks clean/dirty sounds like a kinky gay fetish involving bears

"sorry i can't eat off of this, it's too clean"

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

milk steak

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Obama visited silicon valley and the bay area constantly. rekt

sweart gliwere
Jul 5, 2005

better to die an evil wizard,
than to live as a grand one.
Pillbug

Fiction posted:

whos ready to bleeding kansas this poo poo :q:

Every mean-mugging patriotic tweet is also their o-face, inevitable future thread title YaBoi Finnacum

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Donald Trump is a Full On Rapist

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

sweart gliwere posted:

Every mean-mugging patriotic tweet is also their o-face, inevitable future thread title YaBoi Finnacum

lol

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Going to order a drone hijacker over Amazon and have it drone delivered.

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
honestly rye toast dipped in pig's milk is probably one of the most insanely good delicacies around

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Al! posted:

but he was very funny, advertising told me so

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

if youeve ever found a glass of milk that was left out on a shelf for a month or two, you have a good idea what milksteak entails

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



crazy cloud posted:

lol i poked into d&d to see what was goin on and there was a thread on patriarchy and toxic masculinity and their impact on men, and it turned into goons arguing about what the best way to split up household chores is for 10 pages before getting closed. none of this post is a joke lmfao

I just got off of a week long vacation because I ridiculed a guy who unironically inserted centrists into that famous poem about the holocaust. Please do not visit d&d

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Nonsense posted:

I thought all this was just stock pumping on amazon's part and they never intended to do any of this?

The patent is so that if anybody ever does do this, they'll have to license the idea from Amazon first.

The patent system is hosed up beyond belief lol

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

crazy cloud posted:

lol i poked into d&d to see what was goin on and there was a thread on patriarchy and toxic masculinity and their impact on men, and it turned into goons arguing about what the best way to split up household chores is for 10 pages before getting closed. none of this post is a joke lmfao

the thread was peak D&D and i'm proud to say i participated in it

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Amazon should make a gun they deliver via parachute but it can only shoot once and then you have to throw it away. Price it at $9.99. Million dollar idea do not steal

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
sorry i meant i hate myself and i want to die and i want everyone else to die too

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

deathbysnusnu posted:

Semi-democracy + Internet = your mentally ill racist uncle as president. We either nuke the internet, resign ourselves to mad max hellscape, or try some other form of government that's our options guys.
Blowing up the machines like in the Butlerian Jihad isn't such a bad idea.

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

the trump tutelage posted:

sorry i meant i hate myself and i want to die and i want everyone else to die too

:same:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

more like Milkstake

cos Milk is a mistake

Milk Was a Mistake - Miyazaki on a bender and neglecting his son Goro so he could make his anime movies

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 205 days!
Oh look I'm cspam everything sux except booze

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Ice Cream Barbara posted:

Amazon should make a gun they deliver via parachute but it can only shoot once and then you have to throw it away. Price it at $9.99. Million dollar idea do not steal

for 2017 I expect them to reveal an Amazon Dash button where when you push it a drone shows up and shoots you through the head ($4.99, free for Prime members)

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Ice Cream Barbara posted:

Amazon should make a gun they deliver via parachute but it can only shoot once and then you have to throw it away. Price it at $9.99. Million dollar idea do not steal

how do you throw it away after youre dead :confused:

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