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Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I had just thought, "Wow, lucky that branch broke off under him," when he hit the other one.

Ouch.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

MNIMWA
Dec 1, 2014

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003
College Slice

This owns, is like a gelatin or something? Super neat that the collapsing air seems like it ... I dunno, cavitates when it compresses?

deong
Jun 13, 2001

I'll see you in heck!

Buzkashi posted:

This owns, is like a gelatin or something? Super neat that the collapsing air seems like it ... I dunno, cavitates when it compresses?

About to blow your mind....
Look up ballistic gelatin on YouTube.

Brainamp
Sep 4, 2011

More Zen than Zenyatta

deong posted:

About to blow your mind....
Look up ballistic gelatin on YouTube.

Or like, almost any episode of mythbusters.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Glazier posted:

Her Majesty might not make it out either :(

Buncha QCs got their stationers on hold?

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Buzkashi posted:

This owns, is like a gelatin or something? Super neat that the collapsing air seems like it ... I dunno, cavitates when it compresses?

It's a gel designed to approximate the consistency of human flesh.

So yeah, that's what happens to people's insides when they get shot.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Skippy McPants posted:

So yeah, that's what happens to people's insides when they get shot.

It's actually a demonstration of what happens when you eat Taco Bell

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING
Is ballistic gelatin supposed to approximate the consistency of all human flesh or just that of gelatin-filled fatsos

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
Muscle tissue.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

^

The stuff is fairly dense. It just doesn't look that way in the gif because, hey, bullets have a lotta kinetic energy!

betamax hipster
Aug 13, 2016

That's kind of a myth. It doesn't really approximate any specific tissue very well; it's just a cheap and consistent testing medium. Any random jackoff can grab a packet of powder off the Internet and mix up their own, which will behave in the same way as everyone else's.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

I'm the smoke fart at the end.

dupersaurus
Aug 1, 2012

Futurism was an art movement where dudes were all 'CARS ARE COOL AND THE PAST IS FOR CHUMPS. LET'S DRAW SOME CARS.'

Buzkashi posted:

This owns, is like a gelatin or something? Super neat that the collapsing air seems like it ... I dunno, cavitates when it compresses?

It's probably a little bit of the gelatin being ignited by the air in the cavity heating up from compression. More like a diesel engine than cavitation.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.

I'm trying to figure out if this is adorable or terrifying.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Master Twig posted:

I'm trying to figure out if this is adorable or terrifying.

It is.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-
http://i.imgur.com/a0g0vwN.gifv

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2016/5/video-watch-indian-man-take-on-record-challenge-for-most-hugs-given-in-a-minute-430146

The last paragraph is great because there is someone who is presumably doing it to raise money for charity and kids with cancer, and he just went "nope I want that record, I'm gonna one-up you" and stole it from her.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



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The Third Man
Nov 5, 2005

I know how much you like ponies so I got you a ponies avatar bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPBFGKgHhuk

Steve Holt!
Aug 28, 2006

STEVE HOLT!

College Slice

In case anyone doesn't know, you too can be the hackerman: http://hackertyper.net/

beyonder
Jun 23, 2007
Beyond hardcore.

Nordick posted:

While I do know what this is originally, I will never be able to not see it as a Cannibal Corpse music video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_2TZilowWg

Search YT for "tommy seebach".

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://zippy.gfycat.com/ValidHeftyAfricanharrierhawk.webm

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




Owned

Dragonwagon
Mar 28, 2010


And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.
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https://zippy.gfycat.com/SandyUniqueAnt.webm

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
http://i.imgur.com/op9J9by.gifv
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trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Alright, this is legit scary

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

trapped mouse posted:

Alright, this is legit scary

I get a lot of law enforcement emails and every now and again someone will be asking about ATM skimmers and attach some photos of the hardware. They're usually asking if anyone has seen a similar one and how to read the data out of it. Anyway, that one there is pretty loving sophisticated. They're usually a small reader, memory and wireless transmitter mounted into a cover that sits over the card slot. Maybe a camera somewhere to capture the PIN.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
If I need cash nowadays, I go to a supermarket and use one of the self serve checkouts and get money from there.

Too public for someone to hack the little readers.

Mind you, I don't think I've used cash for anything for about six months, so it's kind of a moot point now.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


The only one I heard from about a grocery store was most certainly an inside job.
I spotted one while servicing ATMs only because the color didn't match the rest of the machine. The keys to the facades of most ATMs are hugely generic. Hell you can buy some of them on EBay.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

LingcodKilla posted:

The only one I heard from about a grocery store was most certainly an inside job.
I spotted one while servicing ATMs only because the color didn't match the rest of the machine. The keys to the facades of most ATMs are hugely generic. Hell you can buy some of them on EBay.

Most of the major brands you can buy a whole working ATM for pretty cheap from Ebay as well

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Buzkashi posted:

This owns, is like a gelatin or something? Super neat that the collapsing air seems like it ... I dunno, cavitates when it compresses?

That particular variety of ballistic gelatin is flammable, so when the cavity collapses back down you get a bit of dieseling with the little bits of particulized gelatin.

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Sappo569 posted:

Most of the major brands you can buy a whole working ATM for pretty cheap from Ebay as well

I dont think hacking your own machine to skim credit cards is really the best plan....

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