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Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012


Quitter.

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Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
I will always advocate the return to the 1 to 2 lap qualifying. 1 outlap, 2 timed laps, 1 in lap. The pressure and excitement and focus I found really exciting and tense.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
We get it Nico you had sex one time

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

keevo posted:

We get it Nico you had sex one time

He did it once. No need to prove himself and do it again.

He's trolling his wife by not banging her again.
That's what a winner does.

enri
Dec 16, 2003

Hope you're having an amazing day

aequalis posted:

Please don't body shame in this thread OP.

Also, I see you've met my father.

Father?! poo poo, I thought I'd been sleeping with your mother

edit: merry christmas ya filthy animals

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Khablam posted:

He did it once. No need to prove himself and do it again.

He's trolling his wife by not banging her again.
That's what a winner does.

This is hilarious.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Wirth1000 posted:

I will always advocate the return to the 1 to 2 lap qualifying. 1 outlap, 2 timed laps, 1 in lap. The pressure and excitement and focus I found really exciting and tense.

I'd go 1 out, 3 timed, and 1 in.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Human Grand Prix posted:

I'd go 1 out, 3 timed, and 1 in.

Nine months later, Nico Rosberg's wife had a baby.

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit
I would personally like to wish Are Rossie,2016 WDC/WMC, a very merry Christmas and a very happy retirement. You really were the champion we wanted, and the champion we most certainly needed.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Myrddin_Emrys posted:

You really were the champion we wanted, and the champion we most certainly needed.

Speak for yourself

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll
Merry Christmas from the prettiest F1 drivers, and Waffles Vandorne

https://www.instagram.com/p/BOburM1BOjU/

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

With this magnificent aircraft,
and my magnificent facial hair,
the British Empire will never fall!


Wirth1000 posted:

I will always advocate the return to the 1 to 2 lap qualifying. 1 outlap, 2 timed laps, 1 in lap. The pressure and excitement and focus I found really exciting and tense.

2003(?) era single lap, now-or-never qualifying owned and the literal babies crying about it at the time can gently caress right off.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
I've said it before, but it bears repeating: quick fire qualifying is great, but when the tracks have to charge so much for weekend tickets to claw back the money Bernie demands, the punters want to see more brum brums on Saturday than 22 cars doing one or two flying laps each

djssniper
Jan 10, 2003


Roller Coast Guard posted:

2003(?) era single lap, now-or-never qualifying owned and the literal babies crying about it at the time can gently caress right off.

All that time watching nothing happen

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

Stroll together, win together

GramCracker posted:

Merry Christmas from the prettiest F1 drivers, and Waffles Vandorne

https://www.instagram.com/p/BOburM1BOjU/

ron

ron did it again

he got them to paste the exact same santa hat on all three


where's that pic where he got them to do it on a pic of the entire pit crew

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

It would be a great risk to let them wear actual hats. Can you imagine the chaos? What if an odd number flopped to the left?

Full Collapse
Dec 4, 2002

I want to see Lewis with his hat backwards on the podium next year.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Minto Took posted:

I want to see Lewis with his hat backwards on the podium next year.

And let people see his receding hairline? I doubt it.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


some teenage hooligan is in deep poo poo for hooning his shitbox on a ski hill.

http://www.eurosport.co.uk/formula-1/red-bull-faces-23k-fine-for-max-verstappen-snow-stunt_sto5071149/story.shtml

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Check your dates (and the text of the article), that's old news.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Delayed but gently caress it:
https://twitter.com/danielricciardo/status/804989883274199040

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Wow, in Europe you apparently need a permit to drive a car up a hill

Can't wait for article 50

poty fucked around with this message at 23:10 on Dec 26, 2016

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

poty posted:

Wow, in Europe you apparently need a permit to drive a car up a hill

Can't wait for article 50

But the F1 regulations only go up to Article 46???

djssniper
Jan 10, 2003


BBC's voters greatest F1 champion,,, no biggy on the winner as it is Brit biased

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/38409656

But holy lmao poo poo in a barrel, no Hamilton to be seen... even Nico is placed

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

Stroll together, win together

djssniper posted:

BBC's voters greatest F1 champion,,, no biggy on the winner as it is Brit biased

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/38409656

But holy lmao poo poo in a barrel, no Hamilton to be seen... even Nico is placed

it says one-time champions :)

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

List is garbage, it has Nico ahead of Keke.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Carth Dookie posted:

List is garbage, it has Nico ahead of Keke.

Also how in the gently caress is Rindt only 5th?

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


Carth Dookie posted:

List is garbage, it has Nico ahead of Keke.

LOL Nico's behind Notre Jacques :canada:

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

How in the gently caress did Alan Jones not even crack the top ten. Where can I put in an ofcom complaint for this?

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
The BBC's F1 viewers don't spend enough time pulling all nighters watching old formula one seasons to be informed about champions from 30-40 years ago.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Wait, there are people who like Alan Jones?

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

djssniper posted:

BBC's voters greatest F1 champion,,, no biggy on the winner as it is Brit biased

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/38409656

But holy lmao poo poo in a barrel, no Hamilton to be seen... even Nico is placed

Is it cos he is black

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

1500quidporsche posted:

Also how in the gently caress is Rindt only 5th?

1) Most people watching F1 don't care much about the history.

2) He couldn't have been that good, all the others managed to win without a fatal accident.

Don't blame me - I voted for him on the basis that he managed to lock the WDC with races to spare.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
Nelson Piquet, best Formula 1 dick grabber, best Formula 1 bus driver. He's the hero we need.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BOkUmuWAwjA/

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
Nico does take it everywhere, by the way - http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/38469875

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

Nelson Piquet, best Formula 1 dick grabber, best Formula 1 bus driver. He's the hero we need.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BOkUmuWAwjA/

They'd all get a two race ban for that nowadays

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


HJB posted:

They'd all get a two race ban for that nowadays

Just like when this exact thing happened in 2013 with Webber and Alonso.

oh no wait they were just given reprimands

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

Nelson Piquet, best Formula 1 dick grabber, best Formula 1 bus driver. He's the hero we need.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BOkUmuWAwjA/

I love Are Nelse :allears: I'd cheat on Nando and let him grab my weewee

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:

wicka posted:

Just like when this exact thing happened in 2013 with Webber and Alonso.

oh no wait they were just given reprimands

They're allowed one passenger

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

djssniper posted:

BBC's voters greatest F1 champion,,, no biggy on the winner as it is Brit biased

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/38409656

But holy lmao poo poo in a barrel, no Hamilton to be seen... even Nico is placed

This is the most correct thing of 2016. This is a good and cool post. I like you.

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F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

Nelson Piquet, best Formula 1 dick grabber, best Formula 1 bus driver. He's the hero we need.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BOkUmuWAwjA/

God bless his soul.

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