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Absurd Alhazred posted:When people say they want to die outside of a retirement home, I assume they expect to die in battle, or on adventure, or in the case of OP, lifting. I assume they actually want to die on the lawn of a retirement home, in full view of the residents.
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Horror_Business posted:This? I lost the source... This was it, yep. Thanks!
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Sash! posted:Coach Jesus replied, They do not need to come off the board. You give them something to string them along.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Someone spent a lot of time on that and still hosed up the rhythm on almost every other line. If you're thinking of Jim Carroll's People Who Died, you're not. And they did gently caress up the rhythm quite a bit.
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Song parody stuff is really only funny for like a line or two and even then it has to be perfect. Goons trying to Weird Al an entire Beatles song around World of Warcraft is almost always universally unbearable.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Song parody stuff is really only funny for like a line or two and even then it has to be perfect. Goons trying to Weird Al an entire Beatles song around World of Warcraft is almost always universally unbearable. SHES SO ELFYYYYYYY
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Solice Kirsk posted:Song parody stuff is really only funny for like a line or two and even then it has to be perfect. Goons trying to Weird Al an entire Beatles song around World of Warcraft is almost always universally unbearable. I remember I got run out of one of the old tumblr threads in GBS for making fun of a post that rewrote "the farmer in the dell" to be about fat people getting triggered
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I nominate this for the most meta post on these forums.Pollyanna posted:I kinda want Trump to go full hilter solely to get back at this thread, but I also kinda dont
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Not sure if it was a quote from a thread or an external link, but I recall seeing some link about "nerds" (obviously people with aspergers, etc) having a set of requirements from friends, one of them being the need to have one group of friends get on with another group, only based on themselves being the common link. Anyone know what I'm talking about?
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sharktamer posted:Not sure if it was a quote from a thread or an external link, but I recall seeing some link about "nerds" (obviously people with aspergers, etc) having a set of requirements from friends, one of them being the need to have one group of friends get on with another group, only based on themselves being the common link. Anyone know what I'm talking about? Geek Social Fallacy #4, probably.
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sharktamer posted:Not sure if it was a quote from a thread or an external link, but I recall seeing some link about "nerds" (obviously people with aspergers, etc) having a set of requirements from friends, one of them being the need to have one group of friends get on with another group, only based on themselves being the common link. Anyone know what I'm talking about? The "Geek Social Fallacies." Search for them, as I'm phone posting.
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That's the one, thanks both of you.
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Nordick posted:Do the exact opposite of exercising not to be. WHETHER TIS NOBLER TO SUFFER THE TWINGE OF BACK PAIN FROM LACK OF PROPER STRETCHING
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Solice Kirsk posted:Goons trying to Weird Al an entire Beatles song around World of Warcraft is almost always universally unbearable. So, indistinguishable from Weird Al then?
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Tiggum posted:So, indistinguishable from Weird Al then? Nah, Weird Al can play an instrument
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Sagebrush posted:kinda fitting that princess leia's mother died of a broken heart ayyyy
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Tiggum posted:So, indistinguishable from Weird Al then? (Nationwide jingle) Tiggum has a broken brain
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A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:(Nationwide jingle) Tiggum has a broken brain E-I-E-I-O
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The OSHA thread was discussing warnings and safety labels on radioactive waste addressed to "future humans" who might read it in the year 12,000, and how absurd that concept was.Baronjutter posted:What if a cave man tries to use the ruins of a skyscraper for shelter and gets tetanus from some exposed rebar? Ban rebar until it can be made cave-man safe. If you can't guarantee your building will be safe in 100,000 years and have sufficient statues and sculptures that warn sub-human mutants then you shouldn't be building anything, you're putting future societies at risk.
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UWBW posted:how absurd that concept was These forums are a fine example of how much damage even something like radium can do, dude. It's absurd, but people need to know that they need to stay the gently caress away from that poo poo.
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Somfin posted:These forums are a fine example of how much damage even something like radium can do, dude. It's absurd, but people need to know that they need to stay the gently caress away from that poo poo. Heh nice
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Somfin posted:These forums are a fine example of how much damage even something like radium can do, dude. It's absurd, but people need to know that they need to stay the gently caress away from that poo poo. Beautiful.
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purple death ray posted:I remember I got run out of one of the old tumblr threads in GBS for making fun of a post that rewrote "the farmer in the dell" to be about fat people getting triggered Fat girl on a Dell, fat girl on a dell Eat some ho-ho's and oreos...
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Jeza posted:If only exercise decades in advance was any help, or indeed didn't probably hinder your ability to keep fit in your old age. Or that the reasons most people become decrepit and infirm is not because they refuse to exercise or go to the gym, but rather a plethora of degenerative and vaguely crippling illnesses of which many have no relation to whether or not they are healthy and active, in combination with your body falling to pieces under its own steam. youre insanely wrong
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I.N.R.I posted:youre insanely wrong youre ins anely sexy 
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Ioure Nsanely RexI hrm this worked better in my head
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I.N.R.I posted:youre insanely wrong go ahead, run yourself into an early grave. the faster you run the quicker you die.
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meanwhile i'll be laughing at you with a gamerscore far beyond the reach of casuals
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Jeza posted:go ahead, run yourself into an early grave. the faster you run the quicker you die. Please don't steal my screenplay for a fitbit based reboot of The Ring, tia
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purple death ray posted:Please don't steal my screenplay for a fitbit based reboot of The Ring, tia This got me thinking of doing a remake of Speed with a man who can't slow down instead of a bus, until I realized that not only is this the complete opposite of what y'all are describing, that idea already exists as a movie and is called Crank.
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Eh! Frank posted:This got me thinking of doing a remake of Speed with a man who can't slow down instead of a bus, until I realized that not only is this the complete opposite of what y'all are describing, that idea already exists as a movie and is called Crank. To be fair, another Crank movie is a pretty good idea.
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Paladinus posted:To be fair, another Crank movie is a pretty good idea. Only if they somehow find an even crazier way to bring back Jose Cantillo again.
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:That's nothing more than the Hedgehog/Prower phenomenon of ostensibly adult characters engaged in prolonged and intense bouts of presexual intimacy.
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Aphrodite posted:Reaching too hard, 3/10. It's a funny post, but I guess goons as a whole are on to it now. It was better when everyone got mad for pages and yelled and cried.
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Powaqoatse posted:It's a funny post, but I guess goons as a whole are on to it now. It was better when everyone got mad for pages and yelled and cried. This still happens all the time
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Strength and flexibility training help keep you active for longer and reduce the negative impact of short periods of major illness on your body. An old dude who's used to running a mile a day can get pneumonia, be in bed on a ventilator for two days, get extubated, and be back on his feet by dinner... which means his lungs open up faster, his bowels start moving sooner, his joints don't lock up, and his vasculature is less likely to degrade. Cardio keeps you alive for much, much longer, because it prepares your body to cope with decreased blood flow (from heart attacks and short-term acute illness), maintains the flexibility and fitness of your vasculature (heart attacks, strokes, and other vascular damage are easily the #1 killer and old-people-disabler), and helps your organs learn to function under stress so they don't fail as easily. Getting exercise is a direct indicator of how much time you spend outside your house-- having adventures, meeting people, engaging in daily self-care, overcoming inertia, exercising self-discipline, and connecting to your body. Incidentally, swordfighting (like most other fulfilling life activities) requires practice, which involves weightlifting and exercise. If you are active and you regularly pursue difficult physical goals, you are much more likely to live longer and be healthier and more happy during your extended lifespan. The guy from that post who did all the swordfighting and traveling and poo poo but never exercised, that guy is in the nursing home because he had a series of disabling strokes and can't remember his foreign ex-lover's face or even pop a boner. The guy who worked out is in the nursing home because he's visiting a family member. EFFORTPOST IN THE QUOTE THREAD also since when is SMG writing erotic star wars fanfiction and where do I find this sweet horror e. oh theres a whole nother page oops
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