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I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
Is the stuff in the yellow post in this link true? https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/4w0w51/has_doctor_doctor_smart_gone_over_the_line/d63aej5/

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Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

What does your heart tell you?

(yes, all of it)

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

ripptide posted:

Honestly can't see how their development can get more unreal than it already is.......





Ba-dum-tsch

MAH GOON VALOR!!!! :argh:

Rad Russian
Aug 15, 2007

Soviet Power Supreme!
"Claims Sandy did a porn movie". So as in Shitizens believe that it's a thing that did not happen?

We had the frickin actual videos linked here. So they're saying goons retroactively CGI'ed her face into 2008 or whatever year backdated uploads on those porn sites? I guess that's a better explanation to them than realizing their funds are paying $300,000 a year to an unqualified VP only because she's banging the CEO.

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



Ummm tickling torture fetish is not porn even if people get off of it ok?

Rad Russian
Aug 15, 2007

Soviet Power Supreme!

Cao Ni Ma posted:

Ummm tickling torture fetish is not porn even if people get off of it ok?

Pornhub does host a lot of educational and artistic material!!!! Those videos were in their "Other" category and don't count!!!! *furiously loads Star Marine to destress*, *crashes to desktop*

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Cao Ni Ma posted:

Ummm tickling torture fetish is not porn even if people get off of it ok?

, he wrote, pounding the keys with his left hand while the right

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009


It's certainly true that he's claimed all those things - as to whether or not the things he's claimed are true, that probably varies from accusation to accusation. Derek has very rarely been a reliable source on anything.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

It doesn't include Derek's known ties to ISIS or his role in the election of Donald Trump.

DapperDon
Sep 7, 2016

SelenicMartian posted:

The lore is so exciting one of the people responsible for it is literally falling asleep as they're discussing it.

http://i.imgur.com/Xd7U9NA.mp4

What is it about this game that people have to flail around like this to describe it?

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

DapperDon posted:

What is it about this game that people have to flail around like this to describe it?

People usually gesticulate when they want to show something that isn't there.

Or in the case of Star Citizen, doesn't exist.

Ashye
Jul 29, 2013

Chalks posted:

Derek has very rarely been a reliable source on anything.

Lies, he's a reliable source of 10,000 word blog posts.

Also 'big stuff' in 'two weeks'

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

Ashye posted:

Lies, he's a reliable source of 10,000 word blog posts.

Also 'big stuff' in 'two weeks'

He can't even reliably tell you when his blogs will be out or what they will contain. Lets settle on "he's an inevitable source of 10,000 word blog posts"

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Duckaerobics posted:

For anyone who was interested in Escape from Tarkov, Lirik is streaming the alpha right now.

36,000 people just watched him shoot at some guy endlessly, register a few hits, and then die from a single shot.

Apparently one person in chat said that armor is a big deal... and this guy has none.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Yeah. All of it is true.

moveable shape
Oct 18, 2015

AP posted:

FREELANCER STARTS SPINNING AT RE-ENTERING

STEPS TO REPRODUCE
1 Leaving the Ship in Cusader
2 Ship start spinning a little bit
3 When coming back into the ship at a slightly wrong angle its starts zu spin endlessy
4 The Charakter gets shot away

ACTUAL RESULT
See Video

EXPECTED RESULT
no spinning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZivARBJ6_0

Still a day and a half left for 3.0 Jesus patch to happen this year!

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Rad Russian posted:

"Claims Sandy did a porn movie". So as in Shitizens believe that it's a thing that did not happen?

We had the frickin actual videos linked here. So they're saying goons retroactively CGI'ed her face into 2008 or whatever year backdated uploads on those porn sites? I guess that's a better explanation to them than realizing their funds are paying $300,000 a year to an unqualified VP only because she's banging the CEO.

backs away slowly ._.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Sappo569 posted:

They always give first streaming rights to the popular guys not the ones who will play it well

Last night was rhinocrunch who basically sat in a corner of the map jumping at every leave rustling and twig popping

It does look very nice , and I had great fun last night taking an entire group of 5 to Saiga-town

Also one of the better games I've played where sound is 100% vital

You can hear every crunch of gravel and movement of someone's feet , it's really super immersive and I poo poo my pants on a few occasions of getting surprised

Also it's pretty nice not being able to tell who is ai and who is a player until after the fire fight, and you can loot them up close,

The AI needs some serious tweaking because they're either zombies or they'll spin around while firing at you

How is hacking/whatever?

iron buns
Jan 12, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHtIjbBVuTE

Wallhax posted:

Wallhax is proud to present the world’s first Star Citizen Hack which will give you the ultimate advantage over other pilots, ensuring you are top dog in online engagements. While other pilots may try to buy their way to a better ship, our cheat gives you the definitive advantage letting you easily track your opponents and cut them down with our aimbot that enhances your aim, giving you deadly accuracy.

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/5l5a40/it_didnt_last_one_month_cig_please_enable/

iron buns fucked around with this message at 20:47 on Dec 30, 2016

Inkel
Feb 19, 2004

College Slice

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

How is hacking/whatever?

That guy who killed him after being shot 20 times sure seemed to be hacking. The amount of hits he took seemed excessive, even if armor is strong in this game. It'd be worse TTK than Star Marine.

edit: /\/\/\/\ hahaha holy poo poo, you can shoot people right through the geometry from across the map. Fantastic.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Chalks posted:

It's certainly true that he's claimed all those things - as to whether or not the things he's claimed are true, that probably varies from accusation to accusation. Derek has very rarely been a reliable source on anything.

yeah, i meant is it true he claimed all of that stuff, thanks for clarifying.

i think its really over the line to go that much effort to "expose" someone especially when a lot of it doesnt have anything to do with the game, although whether or not it has anything to do with the game isnt really important either. additionally i think its really bad that its apparently fair game to do insults based on his creepy detective work in this thread. if shes guilty of some kind of crime or fraud whatever then the way to get justice is report her to the authorities or take her to court or something.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

That's brilliant. Good job CIG.

Inkel posted:

That guy who killed him after being shot 20 times sure seemed to be hacking. The amount of hits he took seemed excessive, even if armor is strong in this game. It'd be worse TTK than Star Marine.

Interesting. I really like what I'm seeing. The combination of scavenging and combat is cool.

nawledgelambo
Nov 8, 2016

Immersion chariot
:ironicat:

https://clips.twitch.tv/wtfosaurus/FriendlyChoughBleedPurple

It's good to see wtfosaurus reads the thread

it also explains why he himself insta-banned me for saying, "I eat blueberry eggo waffles and 2 eggs every morning, then put in a nice thick dip."

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

I.N.R.I posted:

yeah, i meant is it true he claimed all of that stuff, thanks for clarifying.

i think its really over the line to go that much effort to "expose" someone especially when a lot of it doesnt have anything to do with the game, although whether or not it has anything to do with the game isnt really important either. additionally i think its really bad that its apparently fair game to do insults based on his creepy detective work in this thread. if shes guilty of some kind of crime or fraud whatever then the way to get justice is report her to the authorities or take her to court or something.

How d'you feel about r/dereksmart

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

How is hacking/whatever?

Not sure as the game is such a low population right now , with 4-6 real people per map, and the AI is really accurate sometimes, it's hard to tell

I'm not sure if the devs have any anti cheat in place , but I have yet to be killed and not chalk it up to my own lack of being good at shooty mans


Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

36,000 people just watched him shoot at some guy endlessly, register a few hits, and then die from a single shot.

Apparently one person in chat said that armor is a big deal... and this guy has none.

Armor is definitely a big deal, depending on what calibre he shot the guy with it could mean the difference between tanking 5 - 9mm in the chest, or using 7.62 AP and killing in 1 hit straight through

You will get 1 tapped by pistols a lot if you go in without armor

I'm there is a video out there showing the devs explaining bullet physics and penetration , I'm mobile so I can't link it

ripptide
Jul 28, 2016

Sunswipe posted:

MAH GOON VALOR!!!! :argh:

Mah apologies....although if you apply Shitizen logic, I actually came up with the idea and did all the development work, you just released it before me )

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Sappo569 posted:

Not sure as the game is such a low population right now , with 4-6 real people per map, and the AI is really accurate sometimes, it's hard to tell

I'm not sure if the devs have any anti cheat in place , but I have yet to be killed and not chalk it up to my own lack of being good at shooty mans


Armor is definitely a big deal, depending on what calibre he shot the guy with it could mean the difference between tanking 5 - 9mm in the chest, or using 7.62 AP and killing in 1 hit straight through

You will get 1 tapped by pistols a lot if you go in without armor

I'm there is a video out there showing the devs explaining bullet physics and penetration , I'm mobile so I can't link it

I think I've seen that video, it's pretty awesome.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
LOL he decided to just hang out and some guy shot him, and now we hear his body being looted.

Fooma
Oct 15, 2010

nom nom nom

I.N.R.I posted:

yeah, i meant is it true he claimed all of that stuff, thanks for clarifying.

i think its really over the line to go that much effort to "expose" someone especially when a lot of it doesnt have anything to do with the game,

She is the VP of marketing and is one of the main faces of the game's promotions, although some of the things said are really over the line.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

ripptide posted:

Mah apologies....although if you apply Shitizen logic, I actually came up with the idea and did all the development work, you just released it before me )

You leveraged proactive retrodevelopment based on the legacy version 3.7 of my post to Archer your 3.8. So it's the same thing but in a different engine. I'm guessing that was a couple of days work?

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

I.N.R.I posted:

yeah, i meant is it true he claimed all of that stuff, thanks for clarifying.

i think its really over the line to go that much effort to "expose" someone especially when a lot of it doesnt have anything to do with the game, although whether or not it has anything to do with the game isnt really important either. additionally i think its really bad that its apparently fair game to do insults based on his creepy detective work in this thread. if shes guilty of some kind of crime or fraud whatever then the way to get justice is report her to the authorities or take her to court or something.

Him making a big deal out of whether or not she has a degree (in marine biology of all things) is particular bizarre given his history. You'd have thought with a project like this there would be enough things to ridicule without trying to pick apart utter trivia but Derek cannot resist loudly following up on every single thing.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

LOL he decided to just hang out and some guy shot him, and now we hear his body being looted.

But will he suffer the inevitable consequence of piracy?

Fooma posted:

She is the VP of marketing and is one of the main faces of the game's promotions, although some of the things said are really over the line.

The weird thing is that Sandi having been in porn is so much funnier because it was such softcore stuff. Somehow, her being in the sort of full on, double-penetration while being whipped and pissing on a dwarf porn that I would some people jerk off to would be more sad than anything. But tickle porn that doesn't even have nudity? That's just funny.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

LOL he decided to just hang out and some guy shot him, and now we hear his body being looted.

I love watching streamers sometimes , it let's me chill out and relax

But it infuriates me to no end when they sit there eating or talking to chat while the game carries on around them, I suppose it's my own fault for getting worked up

Or 'where is the button chat ?' As they pass their mouse cursor over it repeatedly while looking off screen

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

Sunswipe posted:

The weird thing is that Sandi having been in porn is so much funnier because it was such softcore stuff. Somehow, her being in the sort of full on, double-penetration while being whipped and pissing on a dwarf porn that I would some people jerk off to would be more sad than anything. But tickle porn that doesn't even have nudity? That's just funny.

It is almost perfectly comical, something so ludicrous you can barely believe it's true.

Inkel
Feb 19, 2004

College Slice

quote:

Star Citizen Jorunn6 minutes ago
what a worthless piece of rotten scum, I hope he has hundreds or thousands invested and is banned.

sean minard39 minutes ago
THATS loving LAME!! another thing to report to CIG issue council ;)

Dvw 9641 minutes ago
"proud to present" - kill yourself.

lightofjericho11 minutes ago
Privately paid game by millions of fans and you go and do this. It's poo poo of you for other games too but here we "citizens" are making history and you can't even let the game reach release before loving things up. There's going to be a fine line of keeping people interested in this game due to shear scale and cheating is not going to help.

Pez Pezzer39 minutes ago
In a Alpha? Really? You feel the need to cheat in a game that is not even out yet and currently none of this even matters? Wow, you are the worse kind of gaming scum and I hope CIG notices this and bans your rear end from the PU permanently. This is NOT what we need in our game, ever...

Chin
Dec 12, 2005

GET LOST 2013
-RALPH
So are the hit boxes in Star Marine actually gigantic boxes or is that the visualization chosen by the guy who wrote the wallhack?

You'd think the bestest most fidelitous FPS ever which will put Battlefield and CoD to shame would simulate separate toes or at least you know, limbs and headshots.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Wait, how is he shooting people through walls?

Fooma
Oct 15, 2010

nom nom nom

Sappo569 posted:

I love watching streamers sometimes , it let's me chill out and relax

But it infuriates me to no end when they sit there eating or talking to chat while the game carries on around them, I suppose it's my own fault for getting worked up

Or 'where is the button chat ?' As they pass their mouse cursor over it repeatedly while looking off screen

Best streams to watch are where nothing matters, like dog streamer:
https://clips.twitch.tv/theonemanny/NiceSardineHassaanChop

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Cao Ni Ma posted:

Ummm tickling torture fetish is not porn even if people get off of it ok?

Except that the express purpose of the videos was for people to get off to them, which makes them porn.

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AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

MeLKoR posted:

Wait, how is he shooting people through walls?

Star Bullets in the Star Engine.

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