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Dec 31, 2016 00:39
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Relax guys. Croberts is gonna whip up anti-cheat 1.0 this weekend. It's all good. I mean he fixed their patcher basically overnight when he learned it can't do delta patching.
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Dec 31, 2016 00:40
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cool new Polack jokes posted:Oh I just got it 
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Dec 31, 2016 00:53
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Can't believe I didn't get this one at first. Now of course I can't not see it, sort of like the Fed Ex arrow. Touche Strangelove
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Dec 31, 2016 00:55
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Rad Russian posted:Relax guys. Croberts is gonna whip up anti-cheat 1.0 this weekend. It's all good. I mean he fixed their patcher basically overnight when he learned it can't do delta patching. What do you mean? THAT WAS HIM WALLHACKING! Why do you think the name was blurred out. He said in that post on Christmas day he would be playing some Star Marine. You don't think he is the kind of guy who would pull a fast one to get what he wants without really putting the work in? That's exactly the kind of fun him and Sandi would have with the backers, it's as she said, they will never know. And we know they love to post videos more than make games. Totally Chris hacking, Derek said so in his July Blog.
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Dec 31, 2016 00:55
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CIG should get in on this hacking action, there's a good mint to be made. And no one could do better hacks than them, right? Right? 
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Dec 31, 2016 00:59
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MeLKoR posted:CIG should get in on this hacking action, there's a good mint to be made. And no one could do better hacks than them, right? Right? ...and that was how they accidentally fixed their poo poo game. The End.
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Dec 31, 2016 01:08
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Im tired of Star Citizen and making fun of it
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Dec 31, 2016 01:11
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CIG will probably sell anti-hack insurance for $130, or a "gold" package for $280 You're supporting anti-hack development
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Dec 31, 2016 01:11
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BeefThief posted:CIG will probably sell anti-hack insurance for $130, or a "gold" package for $280 Purchasable in-game anti-hack scanner that triangulates ingame-cheaters and makes any kill by a non-cheating player a perma bann (with forum batch). Fits the Star Citizen Life Slice Simulator narrative, fuels the white knights and earns the big bucks... (also free lifetime paranoia) sorla78 fucked around with this message at 01:26 on Dec 31, 2016 |
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Dec 31, 2016 01:24
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Kakarot posted:Im tired of Star Citizen and making fun of it You're doing it wrong then.
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Dec 31, 2016 01:34
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Raskolnikov posted:I don't get the appeal of cheating / griefing people outside of the game's established rules. Anyone can throw a chess board at their opponent. Even that is more understandable than cheating online because at least you're doing something and usually held accountable to some degree.
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Dec 31, 2016 01:44
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Re : discussing Chris, Sandi, Ben's personal lives. They're running a confidence scam; taking millions of dollars from vulnerable people. A big part of their success has been down to presenting themselves as successful, high flying rich people who don't really need your money to succeed (but give us money). Anything that breaks that illusion and shows them as the scum they really are is good and right. If it helps even one person to reevaluate their position then we're made a difference.
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Dec 31, 2016 02:18
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Spermanent Record posted:Re : discussing Chris, Sandi, Ben's personal lives. Sounds like just more doxxing apologism to me! I'm calling the FYAD morality police. 
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Dec 31, 2016 02:29
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Spermanent Record posted:Re : discussing Chris, Sandi, Ben's personal lives. It's just the guiding hand of the market at work. You shouldn't be so concerned about ethics in crowd-funding.
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Dec 31, 2016 02:49
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TheAgent posted:holy poo poo Somewhere a backer is explaining this is how it's supposed to be because Star Marine is a 'game within a game'
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Dec 31, 2016 03:28
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D_Smart posted:
I'll join your crew, friend. I'll mop your floors, but don't be upset if the head of my mop doesn't actually touch the floor. My fidelity isn't so good. 
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Dec 31, 2016 03:34
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DapperDon posted:My best friend passed away Christmas eve. Went to the open casket service last nite. 2016 has been a monster. I haven't slept or eaten right in days. Glad to have this place and you guys to get my mind off of things. Sorry to hear that, friend. My condolences. 
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Dec 31, 2016 03:57
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:[-] 107 upvotes Looking forward to CIGs MMO game where hacking is possible but frowned upon by a community of honorable players, so it is not done because honor and morality.  : "I could have shot you through the wall because CIG doesn't know how to develop walls, but I did not, because then I would need to fall upon the purple blade of my 'nearly battle ready' mall katana." : "Thank you, honored player. I look forward to crossing our gunfire again in the future, at our next pre-arranged location and through many hours of role play."[An excerpt of a future log between gallant Star Citizens duking it out in a far away derelict space ship]
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Dec 31, 2016 04:11
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The Titanic posted:Looking forward to CIGs MMO game where hacking is possible but frowned upon by a community of honorable players, so it is not done because honor and morality. Fixed for Shitizen clarity
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Dec 31, 2016 04:24
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ewe2 posted:Star Citizen: it will never be Turing complete Of course not. If it could be, that would mean no more fancy coffee! Of course, I am sure Alan's corpse twitches in agony every time there is any connection between him and CIG. Samizdata fucked around with this message at 05:49 on Dec 31, 2016 |
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Dec 31, 2016 05:47
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I doubt CIG is even capable of stopping any of that hacking. It seems they're having enough problems as it is with just basic functionality, and their network and server code is just barely held together. I'd bet anyone can use hacks and cheats with complete impunity, as long as they don't show their identity on any recordings they post of themselves. Normally, I'd be worried about being caught in some kind of server log, but I'd cheat this poo poo all day long without the slightest concern.
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Dec 31, 2016 05:58
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XK posted:I doubt CIG is even capable of stopping any of that hacking. It seems they're having enough problems as it is with just basic functionality, and their network and server code is just barely held together. I want to see CIG ban someone for cheating in their pre-alpha tech demo.
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Dec 31, 2016 06:51
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:I want to see CIG ban someone for cheating in their pre-alpha tech demo. Why not? They've banned us (goons) for even dumber reasons.
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Dec 31, 2016 06:54
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spacetoaster posted:Why not? They've banned us (goons) for even dumber reasons. Especially since, as the wallhack ad suggests, it's cheaper than buying ships from CIG. Can't let that kind of competition stick around.
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Dec 31, 2016 06:56
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Tippis posted:Especially since, as the wallhack ad suggests, it's cheaper than buying ships from CIG. Can't let that kind of competition stick around. Yeah. Chris is probably registering the site "www.starcitizenhax.com" tonight so he can cash in. But he'll forget to buy the anonymous protection so we'll all see that he's making money off the hacks for his own game. On a separate note: If any of you have a PS4 VR there's a free mini game associated with the new CoD. It's fun the first time, but what is really cool is once you've completed it you're just floating in space above the Earth. It's just a really cool experience that I hope we get more of in the future.
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Dec 31, 2016 07:02
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spacetoaster posted:Why not? They've banned us (goons) for even dumber reasons. CIG has banned people from their forums. I have never heard of them banning someone from their game, with the exception of Derek and his refund.
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Dec 31, 2016 07:03
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:CIG has banned people from their forums. I have never heard of them banning someone from their game, with the exception of Derek and his refund. Oh. Yeah. Since my ban I uninstalled and haven't "played" again.
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Dec 31, 2016 07:10
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hahahaha remember in chris' letter to the escapist he wrote that sandi cant be racist, she hired two black people
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Dec 31, 2016 07:19
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:I want to see CIG ban someone for cheating in their pre-alpha tech demo.
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Dec 31, 2016 07:21
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Can someone who has access to this pile of poo poo check and see if you can shoot through walls normally or if that's also a hack
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Dec 31, 2016 07:27
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Propagandist posted:Can someone who has access to this pile of poo poo check and see if you can shoot through walls normally or if that's also a hack
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Dec 31, 2016 07:27
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The Titanic posted:I'll join your crew, friend. I'll mop your floors, but don't be upset if the head of my mop doesn't actually touch the floor. My fidelity isn't so good. Something something you don't need more water on your deck
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Dec 31, 2016 07:28
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Propagandist posted:Can someone who has access to this pile of poo poo check and see if you can shoot through walls normally or if that's also a hack
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Dec 31, 2016 07:33
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Ghostlight posted:wtfsaurus did and what he found was you could but damage wasn't received. Which is somehow even more hosed up than a straight yes or no. I'm sure LumberJack or whatever will sort that out
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Dec 31, 2016 07:34
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Ghostlight posted:wtfsaurus did and what he found was you could but damage wasn't received. Which is somehow even more hosed up than a straight yes or no. that is... hilarious
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Dec 31, 2016 07:39
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If they can't even make their FPS not trust the client I can't wait to see what's possible in the PU if anyone ever cares enough to try to cheat in it.
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Dec 31, 2016 07:40
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Ghostlight posted:wtfsaurus did and what he found was you could but damage wasn't received. Which is somehow even more hosed up than a straight yes or no. realistically simulated bullet physics: the obvious CIG solution is to slow down bullet speeds, brings combat closer and allows people to admire the models, combat will also feel more vicious, like medieval sword combat. sorla78 fucked around with this message at 07:45 on Dec 31, 2016 |
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Dec 31, 2016 07:43
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Ghostlight posted:wtfsaurus did and what he found was you could but damage wasn't received. Which is somehow even more hosed up than a straight yes or no. I love that wtfosaurus is a shill (+/-) and is digging CIG's grave for them by bringing to light all of this hilarity; it's icing on the cake
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Dec 31, 2016 07:43
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I also have on good authority wtfosaurus is super butt hurty about us making fun of him here e: smartdoge tax 
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Dec 31, 2016 07:47
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